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Published: 2009-09-05 02:10:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 608; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 19
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10 words, 10 sketches "challenge." I forgot where the template was.[link]
It's 10 (lame) one-panel comics for the price of one. Hence the title nods to the greatest Kirby game known to man.
Just for the record, I think that "obseqious" and "incredulous" are two of the dumbest words in the dictionary. "In cre JEW LUSS." "Ob see KWEE ISS." See?
Now mulch, on the other hand... Mulch is a fine word.
Also, #9 is the exact reason why I never draw fanart.
It's supposed to be Colin from Advance Wars. 10 is a reverse-gender version of my character, Altair. He's an irritating villain for his whining, snootiness, and all around looking like a giant dousche. So let's turn the dude that looks like a chick into a chick that looks like a dude that looks like a chick. Wrap your head around that one for a while.
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nice one and he looks like an older colin is all
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It worked! Glad I'm done with school, else I'd have problems concentrating on what I SHOULD be concentrating on. XD
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If you were still a student, you'd be tempted by the textbook?
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Uh, yeah sure, the textbook.
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BELTAN ZIPPER
Awesome fish.
It actually looks quite close to Parexus sp; a fossil spiny shark.
The other drawings are looking very good, specially number 7. I can definitively see that your training is paying off.
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1 - SO MANY BELTS. THERE ARE SO MANY. Is that a belt on its sword? And a zipper? What purpose do those serve? ...That actually might be a good question to answer...
2 - I thought Lolita was supposed to be all frilly 'n stuff. 'Course, I ain't exactly a fashion expert... also, Pedofox?
3 - Photo... DUDE!
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5 - Real men shave with their fingers.
6 - That would be a great RPG weapon.
7 - WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME? T_______T
8 - Did she look at #10?
9 - ATTEN-HUT, SOLDIER!
10 - wat.
I...
...
wat.
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Chroma and Colin are both responding to the Swordfish, by the way.
And Satura's responding to Super Macho Man.
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1. The beauty of buckles and zippers is, it's a great way to create the illusion of detail. Note that all those belts and zippers look incredibly flat, because I wasn't even trying. 
Ever heard of Rob Liefeld? Tetsuya Nomura is pretty much Japan's answer to Liefeld. Except he overdoes it with pouches and tiny feet, instead of belts and zippers.
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2. There are 2 definitions of lolita.
A. A sexually precocious girl.
B. A fashion style.
I don't know anything about the fashion either, so I went for definition A.
3. WHIPE-DUDE! [link]
6. Speaking of nunchucks, you should totally download an NES emulator and start playing Bad Dudes. (We'll probably never see it on the Virtual Console, unfortunately. ) Any game with a story consisting of "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" is too good to pass up. Plus you get to fight ninjas on the top of a moving semi. (Said ninjas run faster than the truck.
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Hey now. Menstruation can be scary. XD Especially the symptoms.
Love the sketches anyway. XD Doodles are like little fun mini-game quests on the way to Progress. 8D
And epic really is overused. I say we make it even lamer by spelling it epyk. WHO'S WITH ME.
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And that's exactly why I threw that label on Square Enix characters.
Rearrange the letters of Spice Girls and you get "Girls' Epics." If the Spice Girls are made of "EPIC" then I want nothing to do with the word.
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Do you...know the definition of obsequious?
I should have used simper, or moist. Gargle?
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I actually had to look it up on Wiktionary. But it's apparently an archaic word, meaning I only would've known it if I read the dictionary more.
Simper I had to look up, too. Never heard that one before.
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I'm fond of simper. Call your evil minion a simpering coward and they know you're displeased, regardless of if they know the word's meaning.
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In the Soviet Russia, BOGUS RELEASE YOU!
SMM, the best of all... he never cheat in a fight.
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Macho Man never cheats? I'm pretty sure clotheslines are illegal in boxing.
The only character I can think of that truly doesn't break the rules is Piston Honda. (Not even in Title Defense. )
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It is not illegal, simpilyis that if you try to do it for real, you will find yourself giving a tongue kiss to he canvas.
After all, his clotheslines (AKA Macho Punch) is only a cross too much pronounced.
Even so, he a least dont use Power Up Sodas, Gloves in a Rope, Headgear, or Boxing Squirrels.
Add this ones to the "No cheater" pantheon: Piston, Sandman, and Disco Kid (dancing when you are fighting is stupid, no cheating XD)
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A clothesline would be illegal because you're hitting with the ARM, not the fist.
You forgot the all-important manhole cover.
Hell, even Mac cheats. He puts cheeseburgers in his gloves!
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Yeah. The all mighty Karma make me see my mistake right after my post ¬¬
But if we see the vids of SMM fight, he hit Mac with the fist, not his arm (the move was really called "Macho Punch" in the earlier games, and it was supposed to be a roundhouse like punch ((or that was as it looks like)), the name "Spinning Clothesline" is added in the wii game. The reason, I guess because it looks like a clohesline, and maybe they think that Macho Punch was an stupid name 
But whatever the answer been, between all the things we could see over the W.V.B.A. Ring, SMM punch is insignificant XD
Yah, I forgot the Manhole >.<
Did leotards count? Because I really believe they arent the apropiate for a Ring fight.
The only thing writed inside the W.V.B.A. rulebook: "Always Wear Gloves Over The Ring"
And even the referee broke that rule.
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Clotheslines may be illegal in boxing, but they're not illegal in Punch-Out!!.
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The pay for WVBA boxers must be pretty good. If there are rules, everybody screws them.
I just ordered some new sparring shoes for the karate tournament coming up. I'm currently fitting my old shoes with horseshoes and rope.
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There is not such a thing as cheating in the W.V.B.A. XD
Thats his motto:
"Keep it clean, but bring the fun to the Ring."
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