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"I was so stupid to suggest that...because of me, he died on our honeymoon...he'd be alive if it weren't for my stupidity...you have no idea how much I screamed and cried. I burnt countless cities to the ground and destroyed whatever unfortunate thing just happened to be there.

Then we were forced to play some sort of game...which ended in me fighting with that one bitch I hate so much...She tore my already broken heart out and tore it into even smaller pieces and rubbed her relationship with the other man I love in my face...after tearing my eyes out to top it off...

I have nobody...my 1P is off with my Vocaloid self...there's no way in hell Russia's ever going to love me...it hurts so much...why did I have to mess up this badly...? Kuro please come back...I love and miss you so much...I'll do anything to be with you again...can't you see how much pain I'm in...?"

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Haha. Mute!Derpy's got competition.
And he'd totally let himself die in his own fire.
BUT GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE MOST I'VE EVER FUCKING CRIED WHILST THINKING UP DIALOGUE FOR A PIC. It kept me up until 5 in the morning. IT MADE ME CRY EVEN MORE THAN THE One Last Song PIC RAWR.

BUT ANYWAYS. You guys know about eyeless!Derpy and how he came to be. So once he gets his eyes back in the RP, he'll break up with male!Ebon. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS. Well we're planning on bringing another eyeless!Derpy from a different universe (if you've looked into alternative universes theory and shit). Soong, the kid Derpy has who can control time, will get sick and that'll fuck with his powers and bring an eyeless!Derpy from a different timeline to the main one. I started wondering what would happen to the Skittles of that timeline though, if his husband just suddenly disappeared off of the face of the planet and to save me from the guilt, I said that Skittles died on their honeymoon (Derpy and Skittles are on a super late, around the world honeymoon right now...we're planning on having him get hit by a car in Paris. >3).

So yeah once I thought about it, this Derpy would be even more depressed than the one who's gonna get his eyes back because one, he's never going to get his eyes back, two, 2P FemFrance and 2P Russia rubbed their relationship in his face and giving he's heartbroken from Skittles dying on some special trip, that just makes him even more depressed. And three is obvious; Skittles being dead. :T So yeah. Derpy really screwed up. Or the world is screwing with Derpy.

Oh, we're bringing this Derpy to the main plot so okami129 doesn't have to be forever alone giving male!Ebon has managed to gain some of Derpy's affections. So when Soong accidentally brings him there, he'll remember everything and he'll be exactly the same as regular Derpy save for the extra thing of Skittles being dead.

You know what.
I'm confusing even myself.
I'm gonna shut up now.

Oh right, there's fire because giving he has no eyes, if he sets something ablaze, he'll just let it run wild. As long as it destroys something, he doesn't care, besides, he can't see it, so that's why. :T He can't necessarily aim.

2P China (Derpy) / 2P Chinaloid (Derpyloid / Vocaloid Derpy)
2P Japan (Skittles)
1P China
2P FemFrance
2P Russia
Male!Ebon (2P Petoria)

Art and character ©Skythewolfdog9 Do not steal, trace, or use in any other possible way.

Description
"I was so stupid to suggest that...because of me, he died on our honeymoon...he'd be alive if it weren't for my stupidity...you have no idea how much I screamed and cried. I burnt countless cities to the ground and destroyed whatever unfortunate thing just happened to be there.

Then we were forced to play some sort of game...which ended in me fighting with that one bitch I hate so much...She tore my already broken heart out and tore it into even smaller pieces and rubbed her relationship with the other man I love in my face...after tearing my eyes out to top it off...

I have nobody...my 1P is off with my Vocaloid self...there's no way in hell Russia's ever going to love me...it hurts so much...why did I have to mess up this badly...? Kuro please come back...I love and miss you so much...I'll do anything to be with you again...can't you see how much pain I'm in...?"

--

Haha. Mute!Derpy's got competition.
And he'd totally let himself die in his own fire.
BUT GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE MOST I'VE EVER FUCKING CRIED WHILST THINKING UP DIALOGUE FOR A PIC. It kept me up until 5 in the morning. IT MADE ME CRY EVEN MORE THAN THE One Last Song PIC RAWR.

BUT ANYWAYS. You guys know about eyeless!Derpy and how he came to be. So once he gets his eyes back in the RP, he'll break up with male!Ebon. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS. Well we're planning on bringing another eyeless!Derpy from a different universe (if you've looked into alternative universes theory and shit). Soong, the kid Derpy has who can control time, will get sick and that'll fuck with his powers and bring an eyeless!Derpy from a different timeline to the main one. I started wondering what would happen to the Skittles of that timeline though, if his husband just suddenly disappeared off of the face of the planet and to save me from the guilt, I said that Skittles died on their honeymoon (Derpy and Skittles are on a super late, around the world honeymoon right now...we're planning on having him get hit by a car in Paris. >3).

So yeah once I thought about it, this Derpy would be even more depressed than the one who's gonna get his eyes back because one, he's never going to get his eyes back, two, 2P FemFrance and 2P Russia rubbed their relationship in his face and giving he's heartbroken from Skittles dying on some special trip, that just makes him even more depressed. And three is obvious; Skittles being dead. :T So yeah. Derpy really screwed up. Or the world is screwing with Derpy.

Oh, we're bringing this Derpy to the main plot so okami129 doesn't have to be forever alone giving male!Ebon has managed to gain some of Derpy's affections. So when Soong accidentally brings him there, he'll remember everything and he'll be exactly the same as regular Derpy save for the extra thing of Skittles being dead.

You know what.
I'm confusing even myself.
I'm gonna shut up now.

Oh right, there's fire because giving he has no eyes, if he sets something ablaze, he'll just let it run wild. As long as it destroys something, he doesn't care, besides, he can't see it, so that's why. :T He can't necessarily aim.

2P China (Derpy) / 2P Chinaloid (Derpyloid / Vocaloid Derpy)
2P Japan (Skittles)
1P China
2P FemFrance
2P Russia
Male!Ebon (2P Petoria)

Art and character ©Skythewolfdog9 Do not steal, trace, or use in any other possible way.