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David Dooglheimer was working on a Godzilla mask to go with his '84 suit he inhereted from the Daiei studios. He was pleased with hi work, until he realized that he somehow managed to make the mask look like David Schwimmer. Appalled, he threw it out of his window, 127 stories up, and the mask landed perfectly into the dumpster where he threw his Frankenstein, Ultraman, Werewolf, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Alien, Predator, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, and Spawn masks. This time, however...

Grug McToodlbergishman, or "Stretchy Slim" as people knew him on the streets, was scrounging around for anvils when suddenly a Godzilla mask fell out of the sky and planted itself onto his knee, thus the hideous transformation began! Grug could feel his ribs dividing into two, three pieces, his bony spine developing into a longer, more grotesque... bony spine. Before he knew it, his lips got overly huge, his nose plumped, he went from 5' 5" tall to 8' 7" long, his big toes got WAY too big and his ears fell off! Unfortunately for the general public, the only article of clothing he didn't rip out of is his black bikini bottom...

Enraged at what he had become, the homeless freak went on a rampage, crawling around stealing nickels from old ladies' wallets everywhere. He soon discovered that some alterations were more than jsut skin deep... His lips can stretch into a whip-like shape and whip people, while his big toes can shoot off toe nails like boomerangs. His ear holes can also spew pussy wax at an extraordinary rate.

Look at world, no, Tongue Man! This seemingly irrelevant-to-you character is out to get you!

Description
David Dooglheimer was working on a Godzilla mask to go with his '84 suit he inhereted from the Daiei studios. He was pleased with hi work, until he realized that he somehow managed to make the mask look like David Schwimmer. Appalled, he threw it out of his window, 127 stories up, and the mask landed perfectly into the dumpster where he threw his Frankenstein, Ultraman, Werewolf, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Alien, Predator, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, and Spawn masks. This time, however...

Grug McToodlbergishman, or "Stretchy Slim" as people knew him on the streets, was scrounging around for anvils when suddenly a Godzilla mask fell out of the sky and planted itself onto his knee, thus the hideous transformation began! Grug could feel his ribs dividing into two, three pieces, his bony spine developing into a longer, more grotesque... bony spine. Before he knew it, his lips got overly huge, his nose plumped, he went from 5' 5" tall to 8' 7" long, his big toes got WAY too big and his ears fell off! Unfortunately for the general public, the only article of clothing he didn't rip out of is his black bikini bottom...

Enraged at what he had become, the homeless freak went on a rampage, crawling around stealing nickels from old ladies' wallets everywhere. He soon discovered that some alterations were more than jsut skin deep... His lips can stretch into a whip-like shape and whip people, while his big toes can shoot off toe nails like boomerangs. His ear holes can also spew pussy wax at an extraordinary rate.

Look at world, no, Tongue Man! This seemingly irrelevant-to-you character is out to get you!