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Description
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 179 lbs
Foot Length: 4'1"
Powers/Abilities: None... not really.

Zellofayn Mutane always felt the need to whack his throat when he talked. "I-it just fe-elt rig-ight" he said in a recent interview. "No-ow, if y-ou wil-ill exc-cuse me, I m-ust be- off t-o fin-nd Tong-ue M-an!"

There really isn't anything else to him. Like "THE," many say that he's just stupidly strange, and that he just chooses to do it rather than has a disorder. Of course, it doesn't really matter, because in the end, he's still the first to attempt what the Nebula M Space Hunter roaches since they did. With both discs in place, Throat-whacker Man started the device that would lure Gigan and King Ghidorah to Earth and DESTROY THE WORLD! Muahahahah!

Unfortunately things didn't go according to plans, as Gigan flew down and started chatting with "the Lip-discuss," and Ghidorah seemed to think that his mark was the Godzilla mask of poor Grug McToodlbergishman... Then Tongue Man broke in and started square dancing, foiling Zellofayn's plans for good. Tongue Man left without arresting the slime ball for no apparent reason.

One week later, he launched an all-out assault, and the ultimate life-form was enrolled in his magnificent "Black Arms" military that he won off eBay for like five bucks. Unfortunately, the ultimate life-form had some issues, and accidentally killed 47,982,244 and three quarters of the rest of the army, leaving Throat-whacker Man with exactly 3 and seven eightieths aliens left to conquer the world, and he almost succeeded, but then a giant trapper keeper flew into Oblivion and caused Bethesda to give away most of their money, and then Sony went bankrupt because of the PS3. The end.

Oh yeah, the plot to conquer the world... well, nothing really happened. They basically just sat around playing cards, hence why they "almost" succeeded.

The reason he's mean is because the only shoes that fit him are clown shoes, just so you know...

Like his design? I don't either, but I didn't feel like being too creative, and I was too lazy to select several colors for his costume. No, I'm not going to change it, EVER!

Description
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 179 lbs
Foot Length: 4'1"
Powers/Abilities: None... not really.

Zellofayn Mutane always felt the need to whack his throat when he talked. "I-it just fe-elt rig-ight" he said in a recent interview. "No-ow, if y-ou wil-ill exc-cuse me, I m-ust be- off t-o fin-nd Tong-ue M-an!"

There really isn't anything else to him. Like "THE," many say that he's just stupidly strange, and that he just chooses to do it rather than has a disorder. Of course, it doesn't really matter, because in the end, he's still the first to attempt what the Nebula M Space Hunter roaches since they did. With both discs in place, Throat-whacker Man started the device that would lure Gigan and King Ghidorah to Earth and DESTROY THE WORLD! Muahahahah!

Unfortunately things didn't go according to plans, as Gigan flew down and started chatting with "the Lip-discuss," and Ghidorah seemed to think that his mark was the Godzilla mask of poor Grug McToodlbergishman... Then Tongue Man broke in and started square dancing, foiling Zellofayn's plans for good. Tongue Man left without arresting the slime ball for no apparent reason.

One week later, he launched an all-out assault, and the ultimate life-form was enrolled in his magnificent "Black Arms" military that he won off eBay for like five bucks. Unfortunately, the ultimate life-form had some issues, and accidentally killed 47,982,244 and three quarters of the rest of the army, leaving Throat-whacker Man with exactly 3 and seven eightieths aliens left to conquer the world, and he almost succeeded, but then a giant trapper keeper flew into Oblivion and caused Bethesda to give away most of their money, and then Sony went bankrupt because of the PS3. The end.

Oh yeah, the plot to conquer the world... well, nothing really happened. They basically just sat around playing cards, hence why they "almost" succeeded.

The reason he's mean is because the only shoes that fit him are clown shoes, just so you know...

Like his design? I don't either, but I didn't feel like being too creative, and I was too lazy to select several colors for his costume. No, I'm not going to change it, EVER!