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Bug-Off In reply to ??? [2011-01-20 08:25:49 +0000 UTC]

If nothing else, this movie would be SO entertaining! Am I right?

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whipscorpion In reply to Bug-Off [2011-01-20 10:48:01 +0000 UTC]

All we have to thank is the genius who thought this movie would be better as a porn film. Why not just call it Sharkubus!

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Bug-Off In reply to whipscorpion [2011-01-20 15:55:47 +0000 UTC]

You... do know I make this up though, right?
To my knowledge there IS no porno spoof of Deep Blue Sea. All I'm doing is making fun of a movie I hate.

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whipscorpion In reply to Bug-Off [2011-01-20 19:10:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol-I know I know!

Last time I checked I have never heard any porn movie involving bestiality by sharks. I like how you used the scene of the shark jumping out of the dive pool where Samuel Jackson was standing.

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Bug-Off In reply to whipscorpion [2011-01-20 22:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that's one of the only two famous scenes from that stupid movie. Jackson gives that long motivational speech about fighting to stay alive and the shark just jumps up out of nowhere and eats him. I thought it would make a funny surprise butt sex scene in a porn spoof.

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AislinnNight1 [2010-11-28 07:34:08 +0000 UTC]

It started out me reading, "Deep Blue Penetration" and thinking "Deep Blue Sea" perhaps? Then I read, thinking "A man sized animal, named Diago, okay... Then, "A larger boner means more profit." What? Why? Jackson with a spear... Alright. "No Jackson, you wont let them screw you anymore. Take it up where? I didn't quite get that part with the hyphen in the way." "Shark!!! What's he doing?! Oh GOD!!! It all makes sense!!"
And finally, "Woo!! Look at Jackson take it like a man!!"

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Bug-Off In reply to AislinnNight1 [2010-11-29 00:37:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this one gets weird! I don't blame you for your confusion, but I applaud you for reading it to the end anyway!

The funny part is that your first assumption was correct all along! It really WAS a spoof of "Deep Blue Sea"! It just had a few twists to it that you weren't expecting. Such as Diago, my OC.

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AislinnNight1 In reply to Bug-Off [2010-11-29 20:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha
Why thank you.
Him, and "A larger boner means more profit."

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Bug-Off In reply to AislinnNight1 [2010-11-30 03:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but that's spoof part. Most people know that line from the movie, so most people would get the joke I was trying to make of a porno spoof.

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AislinnNight1 In reply to Bug-Off [2010-11-30 05:05:12 +0000 UTC]

I get it. No worries.

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steampunk-atreides [2010-09-25 12:45:02 +0000 UTC]

haha, vair vair cute

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Bug-Off In reply to steampunk-atreides [2010-09-25 15:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Yeah? You a big Jackson fan?

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steampunk-atreides In reply to Bug-Off [2010-09-26 02:31:01 +0000 UTC]

nope...still, its a great comic^_^

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Bug-Off In reply to steampunk-atreides [2010-09-26 18:27:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very!
Glad you enjoyed it.

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AlphaRosea [2010-04-19 18:02:43 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I was gonna ask you why the hell scientists would want to adjust THAT part of shark genome but then I remembered... smut and logic aren't very good friends!

Daigo's freakin awsm btw.

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Bug-Off In reply to AlphaRosea [2010-04-19 18:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Good, good, because I was concerned that you were going to ask me about a plot hole in story for a porno movie. And whenever you ask a question like that, the answer is always, "because it's sexier this way."

Glad to hear you join the bandwagon!

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Mysticblackryu [2010-03-05 22:39:29 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! This is great!

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Bug-Off In reply to Mysticblackryu [2010-03-06 07:17:19 +0000 UTC]

It's certainly one of my more edgy comics.

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outcast71382 [2010-03-05 20:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Interesting way to spend the evening.

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Bug-Off In reply to outcast71382 [2010-03-06 07:16:11 +0000 UTC]

What, you'd rather spend it talking with your family? *psh*

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ODlN [2010-03-05 20:47:13 +0000 UTC]

I wanna see what happens next in the porno. lol jk

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Bug-Off In reply to ODlN [2010-03-06 07:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Money shot.

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pookypoo112 [2010-01-11 02:18:06 +0000 UTC]

*tilts head* why am i laughing so hard from this

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Bug-Off In reply to pookypoo112 [2010-01-11 06:18:43 +0000 UTC]

That, buddy, is a question you need to ask yourself.

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pookypoo112 In reply to Bug-Off [2010-01-11 18:49:18 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Bug-Off In reply to pookypoo112 [2010-01-11 20:07:03 +0000 UTC]

Me, I'm just glad other people found it funny.

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pookypoo112 In reply to Bug-Off [2010-01-11 21:48:29 +0000 UTC]

hehe

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NamelessManic [2009-10-05 05:43:46 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO!

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Bug-Off In reply to NamelessManic [2009-10-05 06:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Yes...

I went there.

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NamelessManic In reply to Bug-Off [2009-10-05 06:29:26 +0000 UTC]

Who said you shouldn't! evilish:

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Bug-Off In reply to NamelessManic [2009-10-05 14:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Sarah Palin.

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NamelessManic In reply to Bug-Off [2009-10-05 15:08:14 +0000 UTC]

What are small town values!? Why are they better than big cities values? Has she been to a small town, they suck! Well that clears things up because she SUCKS!

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Bug-Off In reply to NamelessManic [2009-10-05 16:28:29 +0000 UTC]

This comic is stickin' it to Palin!

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NamelessManic In reply to Bug-Off [2009-10-05 16:51:34 +0000 UTC]

SUCCESS!

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hiddeneyes23 [2009-08-29 14:56:02 +0000 UTC]

i cried with laughter reading this

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Bug-Off In reply to hiddeneyes23 [2009-08-29 21:14:06 +0000 UTC]

But you're alright now, I hope?

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hiddeneyes23 In reply to Bug-Off [2009-08-30 03:39:10 +0000 UTC]

yes i am. it was very entertaining

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Bug-Off In reply to hiddeneyes23 [2009-08-30 04:18:22 +0000 UTC]

Glad to hear that!
I encourage all my readers to laugh responsibly!

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BakuraMalikFanGrl1 [2009-03-17 02:03:23 +0000 UTC]

OH..my..GAWD! ROFLAO!!!! Tht was so great *snicker* Id prob die if i saw tht in the porno section though

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Bug-Off In reply to BakuraMalikFanGrl1 [2009-03-17 04:48:46 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! Pornographers totally need to make this movie now!

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saiyanprincesscat [2009-03-09 07:16:00 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe

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Bug-Off In reply to saiyanprincesscat [2009-03-09 16:50:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. Thank you.
You've been a lovely audience.

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noc38mustang [2009-02-01 08:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Does Sarah have specific shoes?

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Bug-Off In reply to noc38mustang [2009-02-01 19:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Here you go: [link]

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noc38mustang In reply to Bug-Off [2009-02-02 02:09:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I was a bit stuck.

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Bug-Off In reply to noc38mustang [2009-02-02 03:20:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm SO curious now!

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noc38mustang In reply to Bug-Off [2009-02-02 06:07:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm rewworking what I'm doing with it. It's harder than I thought it'd be on this paper. Erasing stuff is a pain in the ass, so what it looks like I'm gonna' have to end up doing is making a traditional piece like I usually do and assembling everything in photoshop. The characters are in the wrong places on the paper and certain stuff doesn't make sense that I did as practice poses.
I am working on it though.
I have Diego, Hania, Frank, and Sarah of your OC's. Are there any others you want in there? Because it's a party and the more people, the better it looks. I have Dave and Lotte of mine so far (i will be adding more).

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Bug-Off In reply to noc38mustang [2009-02-02 16:42:36 +0000 UTC]

Weeell... in the C&D cast, Frank and Hania have a third party member named Rudo who is a little kid that can predict the future. And the band that Diago hangs out with consists of three more kids that you can see here in this deviation: Lizzy, Amanda, and Andrew.

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noc38mustang In reply to Bug-Off [2009-02-02 23:24:54 +0000 UTC]

Do you have any full body shots of any of them?

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Bug-Off In reply to noc38mustang [2009-02-03 04:34:52 +0000 UTC]

Let's see...

Rudo is the little kid here: [link]
You can see all four of the Diago kids in this comic: [link]
However, Sarah always wears roller blades, so here's a full picture of her here: [link]

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