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BuzzTheWolf — Duke Nukem Magic card
Published: 2009-03-14 04:38:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 8537; Favourites: 72; Downloads: 605
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Change of plans, if you're looking at this now without the ability to comment on it, you can thank the idiots who came before and decided to leave retarded ass comments on it, they've annoyed me beyond belief and almost had me remove this. if you people like it that much, you can thank me by taking a look at the rest of my gallery instead of making this the pinnacle of my work instead of just making me want to strangle someone every time I open my message centerThis is far from being my best work.
we'll see how this goes for awhile, if people somehow still manage to fuck it up, I'm pulling it down permanently
Pic is an original from the Duke Nukem Line(as far as I know), but the card itself is all of my own creation
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Comments: 51
the duke has served more ass whoopins than mcdonalds has cheeseburgers!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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e's not going to fight you... HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!
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Cheap? i'd say underpowered. He can take on chuck bloody norris!
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Awesome card, would loved if he had an ability worthy the Nukem part in Duke Nukem.
Nuke em good
Player discards five cards from his/her hand. Every card that the opponent has in play, hand, graveyard or out of play gets destroyed and put permanently out of play.
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Lol, this is hilarious. Good old Duke! Faving this. (plays Duke3d with hi-rez & OpenGL)
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He's the freakin' DUKE! Of COURSE he's a GOD-LIKE Creature! and he's only god"LIKE" because he can BLEED X3
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Good card, but it takes forever to bring into play.
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How so? I only gave it a mana cost totaling 4(three colorless and a red)...that's pretty cheap considering he's a 30/20...
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It was a joke. I was parodying the contstantly pushed back release date of Duke Nukem Forever. Old joke, but since you didn't understand, I suppose it's still fresh.
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No man made armor would be able to contain the Dukes massive genitalia...I mean awesomeness!
Hail to the king!
Great card by the way
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if you play to level 26 and kill that boss, he stands on top of the corpse and does a uber-heroic pose, almost like something out of God of War, except that this came first.
...that and the fact that he is Duke Nukem after all...
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Yes... He could probably kick Master Chief's ass, he doesn't need the cheap ass armor suit. 8D
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OH, HELL YEAH!! Master Chief wouldn't stand a snowballs chance in hell of winning that matchup! LoL
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Duke Nukem would have kicked more ass with the Mjolnir armor than Master Chief had.
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Indeed, although Duke Nukem is missing one thing...
The guns from 'Painkiller'.
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But he wouldn't have needed it.
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Chiefs' armor would be more of a burden to the Duke than an advantage. LoL
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He'd be like "WHAT'S THIS SHIT?" *throws at alien head, getting instant kill.*
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He wouldn't even have to hit the head *tosses randomly at aliens knocking them over like little bowling pins killing all in the way*
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Wait, is this an empty power suit, or is he doing this with Master Chief inside?
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then it'd become like a game of kick the can at the the covenant and see how many you could knock over, except it doesn't really matter if the can is full or empty! But in the chief case, he would have to literally run at them, and I think we both know how well that would turn out! LoL
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That gives me an idea for a flash game. XD Too bad I can't do flash all that well. XD Duke Nukem kicking Master Chief at Covenant
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you could probably do better than me with flash...I can't program flash at all!! LoL I'm at the level of a program called 'Jeroo' whatever the heck that is...
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Okay? Well, I do plan to go to college for "Game Art & Design" maybe I'd do that as a little project once I learn flash. XD
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Niiiiice. good luck with the VG(I assume it's VG anyway? correct me if I'm wrong there...) art college...you must show me when you make this flash project...nothin' better than watching MC get his can kicked!
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I've seen it, so yes. I've played some games here.
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...hmmm...Games+deviantart...that could be really bad for me...another way to waste even more time! LoL
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Yes. I waste all my time on the computer, usually on Furcadia
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yeah...I know what that's like! for a long time it was Garrysmod that was totally sucking up my life...until one of my friends pulled a prank on me and disabled the game...then I was like, FREEDOM!!!!! LoL
BTW, what's Furcadia?
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Heheheh! Lemme rip something off the site. "FURCADIA is the magical world where the animals have learned to speak and walk upon two legs. Create your own customizable avatar and start exploring the friendly online game (MMOG) with rich player-driven content. Our established online community, grown over years, has become a second home to tens of thousands of players. We invite you to an interactive experience unlike any other."
In other words, a furry social/RP game, and I'm addicted to it.
Go [link] here for more/better info
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