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c-balls In reply to organblower [2012-08-31 20:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Such an evil laugh ... >>so why am I turned on?<<

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organblower In reply to c-balls [2012-08-31 23:52:31 +0000 UTC]

A five yr old boy all dressed up in his cowboy outfit goes to the ice cream bar and asks for a banana split while he aims his chrome plated plastic revolvers at the girl behind the counter. "Do you want lots of chocolate sauce and whipped cream on it, cowboy?" she asks. "Yeah, gimme lots!" "Do you want a cherry and some nuts on the top?" "Yeah, gimme the cherry and nuts, lady." "Do you want your nuts crushed?" "Do you want your tits blown off?" he said as he cocked the revolvers.

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c-balls In reply to organblower [2012-09-01 01:03:27 +0000 UTC]

But please tell me you don't see me as a five year old boy ...

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organblower In reply to c-balls [2012-09-01 03:40:20 +0000 UTC]

"want your nuts crushed?"
Ever been to sea little Billy?
No, You are mature, with muscles and everything

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c-balls In reply to organblower [2012-09-01 13:19:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL ... well, my body is all growed up, but my mind ... Not done being a kid!

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organblower In reply to c-balls [2012-09-01 15:04:45 +0000 UTC]

Mine too. I don't wanna grow up. I don't have to. You can't make me

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c-balls In reply to organblower [2012-09-01 17:17:10 +0000 UTC]

You forget nyah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah!

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organblower In reply to c-balls [2012-09-01 18:10:22 +0000 UTC]

Damn, that's what happens when I'm busy pressing my Gene Autrey outfit & polishin mah revolvers and replying to messages at the same time

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c-balls In reply to organblower [2012-09-01 22:00:38 +0000 UTC]

Oh, please no!

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c-balls In reply to Syles01 [2012-08-31 19:59:23 +0000 UTC]

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c-balls In reply to hddnbhndamsk [2012-08-31 20:05:24 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm ... sure, okay! But I prefer a guy does it ...

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hddnbhndamsk In reply to c-balls [2012-08-31 20:05:57 +0000 UTC]

OH it'll be me, just the only good icon I could find.

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c-balls In reply to hddnbhndamsk [2012-08-31 20:13:48 +0000 UTC]

Phew ... relief! It's a guideline: you can kick me there if you know how it feels. Plus I'm totally gay, so if a girl did it that would be assault, not sex!

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StarSaved In reply to c-balls [2022-11-28 23:07:21 +0000 UTC]

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hddnbhndamsk In reply to c-balls [2012-08-31 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]

I do not know how it feels. instead of kicking you there, I think I'll just grope you through the tights.

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c-balls In reply to hddnbhndamsk [2012-08-31 20:22:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that works!

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hddnbhndamsk In reply to c-balls [2012-08-31 20:33:10 +0000 UTC]

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