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i was forced at sword point by blame her

Rules: Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. The lower the score, the nastier you are.
Then respond as I'm _% Virgin.

[ ]1. Smoked?
[x]2. Drank alcohol? (well ive tasted it does that count also it tastes gross why do people like it youre all freaks)
[x]3. Cried when someone died?
[ ]4. Been drunk?
[ ]5. Had sex? <<--this is the only question to do with virginity really
[x]6. Been to a concert?
[ ]7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob?
[ ]8. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob?
[x]9. Been verbally/sexually harassed?
[ ]10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  oh god i cant count backwards 96%

[ ]11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up?
[x]12. Laughed so hard you cried?
[ ]13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before?
[ ]14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend?
[x]15. Been to prom?
[x]16. Cried at school?
[x]17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store?
[ ]18. Went streaking?
[ ]19. Given or received a lap dance?
[x]20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

[x]21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over?
[x]22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house?
[ ]23. Kissed a stranger?
[x]24. Hugged a stranger?
[ ]25. Went scuba diving?
[ ]26. Driven a car?
[ ]27. Gotten an x-ray?
[ ]28. Hit by a car?
[x]29. Had a party? (i guess? we're all nerds so y'know not really a party party
[ ]30. Done serious drugs?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87%

[ ]31. Played strip poker/darts?
[ ]32. Got paid to strip for someone?
[ ]33. Ran away from home?
[ ]34. Broken a bone?
[x]35. Eaten sushi?
[ ]36. Bought porn?
[x]37. Watched porn yaoi? (it was of mmhmm)
[ ]38. Made a porn/Drew yaoi?
[x]39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex? iono maybe whats a crush feel like really
[ ]40. Been in love?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

[ ]41. French kissed?
[x]42. Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe?
[x]43. Cried yourself to sleep?
[ ]44. Laughed yourself to sleep? how? wat
[x]45. Stabbed yourself? (often but fortunately never badly )
[ ]46. Shot a gun?
[ ]47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day?
[x]48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours? (probably)
[x]49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours?
[x]50. Watched an animal die?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78% none of these things are to do with virginity wat

[ ]51. Watched a person die?
[ ]52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present?
[x]53. Pranked somebody?
[ ]54. Put somebody in the hospital?
[ ]55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out?
[ ]56. Kissed somebody of the same sex?
[ ]57. Dressed punk?
[x]58. Dressed goth? well...normally
[ ]59. Dressed preppy?
[ ]60. Been to a motocross race?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: %

[x]61. Avoided somebody?
[x]62. Been stalked?
[ ]63. Stalked someone?
[ ]64. Met a celebrity?
[x]65. Played an instrument?
[x]66. Ridden a horse?
[ ]67. Cut yourself?  
[ ]68. Bungee jumped?
[ ]69. Ditched somebody?
[ ]70. Been to a wild party?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%

[ ]71. Got caught stealing something?
[ ]72. played spin the bottle?
[ ]73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend?
[ ]74. Went out with your friend's crush?
[ ]75. Got arrested?  
[ ]76. Been pregnant?
[ ]77. Babysat?
[x]78. Been to another country?
[ ]79. Started your house on fire?
[ ]80. Had an encounter with a ghost? pretty sure i just hallucinated them
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

[x]81. Had a sexual thought about someone a fictional character?
[ ]82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by?
[x]83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex? reason? hffffffffffffffffff
[ ]84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months?
[x]85. Sat on your butt all day?
[ ]86. Gotten told you have a nice butt?
[ ]87. Had a job? gonna be a hooker if mcds dont take me either
[ ]88. Gotten cut from a sports team?
[x]89. Been called a whore?
[ ]90. Danced like a whore?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

[ ]91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
[ ]92. Been in a car accident?
[ ]93. Been told you have beautiful eyes?
[ ]94. Been told you have beautiful hair?
[ ]95. Raped somebody?
[x]96. Danced in the rain?
[x]97. Been rejected? for what? lots of things
[ ]98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying? maybe iono
[ ]100.Been raped?
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

am i cool yet? no? nasty? edughfffffffffff
yeah this made sense k here you go you piece of shit i loves yoouuu <3

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Comments: 13

CupOfShit [2012-11-25 21:59:35 +0000 UTC]

LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
JUST PLAIN LIES
YOU'RE MUCH MUCH NASTIER
SO NASTY WORDS CANNNOT DESCRIBE IT

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-11-25 22:03:00 +0000 UTC]

i can be nasty in a no party drugs random stuff asexual way :3

*shits on your pc*

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CupOfShit In reply to CadaverWithASicknote [2012-11-26 15:42:49 +0000 UTC]

ARGH MY LAPTOP
you better start being sexual, i don't know how much longer will i be able to bear your fecalities

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-11-26 16:21:39 +0000 UTC]

but i'm a robot

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CupOfShit In reply to CadaverWithASicknote [2012-11-27 20:04:34 +0000 UTC]

yes and robots don't defecate

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-11-29 17:04:41 +0000 UTC]

i poop bricks


thats right i shit a brick right on your laptop

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CupOfShit In reply to CadaverWithASicknote [2012-11-29 21:47:11 +0000 UTC]

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-12-01 18:23:25 +0000 UTC]

NEVAR

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CupOfShit In reply to CadaverWithASicknote [2012-12-02 10:43:44 +0000 UTC]

PLZ

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-12-06 22:30:51 +0000 UTC]

mwahahahahaaaaaaa

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-11-25 22:01:54 +0000 UTC]

fite me

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CupOfShit In reply to CadaverWithASicknote [2012-11-26 15:50:32 +0000 UTC]

wut did u sey fagit

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CadaverWithASicknote In reply to CupOfShit [2012-11-26 16:17:30 +0000 UTC]

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