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Captain-Grumpy In reply to TheOwlGoesMoo [2018-10-20 05:34:03 +0000 UTC]

YOU LITTLE THIEF THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOU IF YOU WEREN'T SO HANDSOME

 

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TheOwlGoesMoo In reply to Captain-Grumpy [2018-10-20 05:48:59 +0000 UTC]

AND THE THINGS I WILL DO SINCE YOU ARE

LIKE PINE ENDLESSLY FROM MY LESS AWESOME SPACESHIP'S WINDOW

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Captain-Grumpy In reply to TheOwlGoesMoo [2018-10-20 05:52:15 +0000 UTC]

Y-YOU FOOL HOW DARE YOU TRY TO SEDUCE ME WITH YOUR CHARMING WORDS I'M NOT BLUSHING I'M JUST EXERTING A LOT OF EMOTION RIGHT NOW

 

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TheOwlGoesMoo In reply to Captain-Grumpy [2018-10-20 05:55:53 +0000 UTC]

you made me ship it

i hope youre proud

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Captain-Grumpy In reply to TheOwlGoesMoo [2018-10-20 05:58:20 +0000 UTC]

that's the power of bingo bongo

 

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TheOwlGoesMoo In reply to Captain-Grumpy [2018-10-20 06:00:05 +0000 UTC]

It's the ear holes.

Alien ladies go crazy for the ear holes, carbon-based or otherwise.

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Captain-Grumpy In reply to TheOwlGoesMoo [2018-10-20 06:02:44 +0000 UTC]

how else could Lars have built such a harem including his player two

 

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TheOwlGoesMoo In reply to Captain-Grumpy [2018-10-20 06:05:40 +0000 UTC]

See the ear holes look like donuts. Who doesn't like donuts? Losers, that's who. So Space Captain-Face Lars got a harem of not-losers, and you can too.

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Captain-Grumpy In reply to AquamarinePeridot [2018-10-20 05:11:16 +0000 UTC]

she wants her spaceship and her spaceman

 

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AquamarinePeridot In reply to Captain-Grumpy [2018-10-20 05:28:10 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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