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CaptainMiserable — Fart In An Elevator
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Published: 2009-10-29 23:53:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 814; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 5
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Description
Stu made his way from the car,Through the swinging doors
that seemed like scythes
swinging over his head.
He ran past the secretary
As he did everyday
And pressed the up button
He waited by the robotic door
For a good minute and a half
Until the doors opened,
Like the gateway
To your worst nightmares..
He entered inside
And pressed his number.
The people within were cramped
As if they traded places
With a whole box of sardines.
Only silence was heard
Except for the annoying music.
All of a sudden it happened
And there was no escape.
The smell surrounded them
Like Indians around a cattle train.
It smelled like raw eggs
Mixed with everything your nose hates
Stu still had ten floors to go,
And his nose had nowhere to run.
When the bell ringed for his floor
He ran out of that overcrowded box
Knowing that his day couldn't get worse
He gasped for air, like a fish out of water
He moved to his cubicle,
And made a note to always take the stairs.
