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• Humans as a species have become so selfish that our dreaded ways are spreading throughout everything. The simplest of creatures have picked up on one of the most horrible traits of man kind. This is an epidemic destroying our nation. It's a simple problem that id love to share with you today. A white pigeon or a dove is considered to be the symbol of all that is holy and peace. A black pigeon is considered to be a rat with wings, a disgusting creature. Its pigeon racism. This is a pandemic spreading through every city in the country and it grows worse every day. Groups of black pigeons beating up other pigeons are a common occurrence on every street. I propose a 5 billion dollar plan of mine to end pigeon racism. We take every pigeon in the city, preferably using a hobo with day old crackers to attract them, and then capture them. We then dye every pigeon a bright purple so that no pigeon could feel like a stranger in a crap filled park bench or a mangled house roof. And also wouldn't it be better to be crapped on by a purple bird, it just makes it look a whole less messy.

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• Humans as a species have become so selfish that our dreaded ways are spreading throughout everything. The simplest of creatures have picked up on one of the most horrible traits of man kind. This is an epidemic destroying our nation. It's a simple problem that id love to share with you today. A white pigeon or a dove is considered to be the symbol of all that is holy and peace. A black pigeon is considered to be a rat with wings, a disgusting creature. Its pigeon racism. This is a pandemic spreading through every city in the country and it grows worse every day. Groups of black pigeons beating up other pigeons are a common occurrence on every street. I propose a 5 billion dollar plan of mine to end pigeon racism. We take every pigeon in the city, preferably using a hobo with day old crackers to attract them, and then capture them. We then dye every pigeon a bright purple so that no pigeon could feel like a stranger in a crap filled park bench or a mangled house roof. And also wouldn't it be better to be crapped on by a purple bird, it just makes it look a whole less messy.