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CelestialError — Monsters vs Aliens Rematch 4
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Episode 4Enter Ginormica
The scene switches to Moscow, Russia. Citizens of the great city, run in terror as a giant Daddy-Way-To-Long-Legs, made its way up the crowded city streets. The gigantic bug smashed parked cars with its giant legs and screamed loudly out at the people running away. Standing still, while facing in the direction of the oncoming crowd of people, Dr. Cockroach, Missing Link and Bob all watched as the giant spider walked closer to them.
Missing Link: One Year later…and another monster for us to teach a lesson some manners…
Dr. Cockroach: I think we should wait until Susan shows up…she’s still trying to get people out of the city…
Missing Link: Aaah…we don’t need her! We can easily take her down this time, right Bob!
Bob nodded his head to Missing Link. Missing Link looked at his friend strangely.
Missing Link: Ugh…Bob…why haven’t you said anything lately?
Dr. Cockroach: Unfortunately…Bob has forgotten how to speak…
Missing Link: Oh…well…let’s go! Come on! Let’s show the world that we’re no side-kick monsters!
Missing Link quickly leaped from car to car to get to the giant spider faster. Dr. Cockroach gasped in freight.
Dr. Cockroach: But wait! We don’t even have Insectaurus! Oh goodness…well Bob…here we go again…
Bob: NUMA NUMA!
Dr. Cockroach: …Yes Bob…Numa Numa...now...lets go…
Dr. Cockroach and Bob both race off to catch up with Missing Link. Already in front of the giant spider, Missing Link acted all tough as he strolled down the street to the gigantic spider. Missing Link folded his arms.
Missing Link: Hey overgrown Insect-O lunch! Why don’t you try and snack on something else! …Ooooof!!!!
Suddenly, Missing Link’s body smashed up against a building as a large white sticky string smacked him against the wall. Noticing that the string was coming from a second gigantic spider, Missing Link struggled to try and free himself. Unfortunately the spider’s strong web was too much for the Missing Link, and he was forced to stay still.
Missing Link: Oh…crudd….this isn’t good…
The giant spider screamed at the Missing Link as it slowly made its way to it’s pray. Jumping in front of the spider and the Missing Link, Bob looked distastefully at the spider for trying to make his friend into lunch. Taking a deep breath, Bob started to spit small blue orbs at the spider, making it stagger backwards. Being distracted by Bob’s attack, Dr. Cockroach quickly raced over to Missing Link’s aid and desperately tried to pull off the thick web.
Dr. Cockroach: Hang on, Missing Link! I’ll just…ughghhhhhhhhhhh! …I…I can’t…
Finding it more difficult to pull off the web, Dr. Cockroach noticed that Bob was starting to get tired. Trying to pull down the web, Bob finally ran out of blue shots
and fell backwards, completely out of energy.
Bob: Gugh…rorry gugs….
Missing Link: Ah!!!! Come on, Dr. Cockroach! Hurry up!
Dr. Cockroach: I…I’m sorry! I can’t get this annoying web off of you!
Suddenly, the two spiders hissed at the group. Turning around, Dr. Cockroach gulped as he looked at the gigantic spiders gaze upon them like dinner. As the spider’s were about to have him for lunch, Dr. Cockroach started to feel the ground start to shake. Opening his eyes, Dr. Cockroach smiled as he saw Ginormica racing toward him.
Dr. Cockroach: SUSAN!
Racing forward toward the two giant spiders, Susan kicked one of the spider’s as she skated on by, knocking it high in the air and landing on top of an abandoned building. The small broken down home was smashed to pieces by the giant creature. Susan smiled, winking at her friends who were all relieved to see her.
Dr. Cockroach: Susan…thank goodness you showed up when you did! I would have thought we’d be spider food!
Missing Link: Tch *to himself* We would have been just fine…
Bob: …Uh…Link…I don’t think we were fine at all…in fact…you were doing the worse out of all of us!
Missing Link: Look, would you just shut up and get me out of here!
Ginormica: Aww…looks like I did it again…sorry Missing Link…I know you hate it when I steal the spotlight…
Missing Link: Nah…nah…don’t worry about it…I’m sure I’ll be able to return the favor…like right now…LOOK OUT!
Leaping onto Susan’s shoulder, the other spider that had ran away upon Susan’s entrance, received enough courage to try and take on the friendly female giant. Biting down on her arm, the spider caused a sharp pain to run from her arm to her central brain. She screamed in both fear and pain as she tried to swipe the spider off of her shoulder. To agile for Susan, the spider moved from her shoulder and squeezed through the back of her collar.
Ginormica: AH! AHHAHAHAHAHA! G….get it off me! ….AHAHAHHAAHA! T-t-tickling sucks!!
Bob: My thoughts exactly!
Dr. Cockroach: Bob! Don’t just stand there, help me free Missing Link!
Nodding, Bob turned his attention away from Susan and tried pulling off the web. All the while, Susan slapped and swatted at her back as she tried to get the tickling spider out from underneath her. She jumped up and down frantically, causing the nearby cars to bounce around. Finally, Susan was able to slap the spider underneath her shirt and stun it. She turned around, wiping away the tears from her laughing so hard and snarled at the spider.
Susan: …You tickle a girl and you got the foot!!
Rising up her foot, Susan was about to crush the spider but she felt something stop her. Turning her head, she saw that the other spider returns and had shot a web on her leg. With a powerful yank, the unaware Susan fell to the ground, squashing the underneath her…
Bob: BOOBIE CRUSH! AWESOME!
Dr. Cockroach: …That has to be the unluckiest spider in the world…
Missing Link: …Or the luckiest…Susan! It’s coming right for you!
Shaking her head, Susan glanced her head at the oncoming spider. The spider ran at full speed toward Susan who gasped as she saw the creature leap into the air. But whether out of pure dumb luck or just that the spider was dumb, the spider accidently leaped into Susan’s mouth. With all of this happening to fast, Susan swallowed the spider before realizing what had just happened. She starred at her friends before standing up and shrieking wildly.
Ginormica: Oh my GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! YUCK! BLAH! UGH! I ate the spider! It had its way! AUGHH!!!
Looking around, Susan eventually found giant water tower nearby. Grabbing it with both hands, Susan ripped the tower off from its metal hinges and open the lid franticly. She gulped the large water supply down to hopefully wash away the giant spider that was still stuck in her throat, trying desperately to choke her from the inside. Susan gasped for air as she plotted herself on the road. Dr. Cockroach and Bob finally free Missing Link from the web like chamber and the three race over to their giant friend. They look up, hoping she was ok.
Missing Link: Ugh…Susan…you aah…you ok? …You aah….want me to find a giant bird to swallow…?
Ginormica just grinned as she gave her friends the thumbs up, letting them know she was ok. She got back to her feet as the group suddenly heard cheers and screams coming towards them. Susan, being the obvious tallest of the group, was shocked to see how many people were racing toward them. Everyone was cheering…
Crowd: Gi—norm---ica! Gi—norm---ica! Gi—norm---ica! Gi—norm---ica! Gi—norm---ica! Gi—norm---ica!
Crowds upon crowds of people swarmed their giant protector, chanting her name as children all bounced up and down, some even dressing like her, white hair and all. Ginormica blushed as Missing Link folded his arms.
Missing Link: Tch…getting the attention…like always…
Suddenly, Missing Link was forced to catch women who ran into his arms and
kissed him on the cheeks. Missing Link nodded at Dr. Cockroach who smiled that
Missing Link always managed to be bad enough for some ladies. Making her way through the crowd, an American report shoved her way to get to Ginormica.
Ohfaugh: Excuse me! …MOVE IT! ...A-hem (ok…start filming) Hello! Miss Ginormica! I’m Ohfaugh Whitney!
Ginormica: …oh! OH! I know you…Oh my god! Hi! How are you?! Wow…I’m like…super embarrassed! I would have dressed better if I knew I’d be seeing you! …What brings you to Moscow?
Ohfaugh: Well…I was shooting a starting to shoot a special for my show, the
Ohfaugh Whitney show, when the monsters started attacking. Now I would have taken on those monsters myself, you see! I have a lot of fans that depend on me…but…when I saw you coming! I said…hey…I’m not one to steal this girls’ spotlight! Then…it hit me…why don’t I just wait around ask YOU to be on the Ohfaugh
Whitney show! Tomorrow night at 7:00 PM!
Ginormica: O-…oh my god! That would be absolutely amazing! I would love to be on the show!
Ohfaugh turned around from Ginormica to face the camera, still recording the entire conversation.
Ohfaugh: There you have it! We’re going to have Ginormica on the Ohfaugh Whitney Show tomorrow~!!!
The people surrounded the heroes and Ohfaugh cheered as the scene changes to a small and dark room with a crappy little TV set. Throwing the TV remote at his TV to smash it, Derek Dietl, the once local weatherman from Modesto, stood up from his ripped stained coach and scratched his rather plump beer belly. He was no longer a handsome man with a clean face and fit body but was completely out of shape and with a rugged beard living in a small trailer park home. He kicked the wall in anger, only to injure himself worse than he did to his wall.
Derek: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Argh! Stupid woman! Ever since she got in my life, she’s been nothing but trouble!
Angered just by the mere thought of Ginormica, Derek took two steps and entered his even smaller kitchen. He opened up the frigid only to find nothing inside. He slammed the door fast onto his hand.
Derek: AH! Argh! This is stupid! No food! No big time position! No money! Nothing!
All because I had a road block because SHE wouldn’t give me that stupid interview! ARGH! I hate Susan Murphy!
Leaving his trailer park home, Derek sat on one of the metallic steps leading up to his small motor home.
Derek: *Sigh* …If that woman didn’t exist, I’d be a lot happier….if only there was something…
????: I believe I may have the answers to your problem…
Derek stood up as he glanced about the abandoned dirt highway that spread for miles, trying to find whoever had just spoken to him. Hearing something on top of his roof, Derek glanced on top of the motor home and saw a hooded figure, covered completely in a brown robe that shrouded the figure entirely in mystery. Underneath the hood, an evil smile radiated with delight at the mere thought of finding a way to get rid of Ginormica……..
