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Chapter 5
A plan in motion...

With a gentle breeze blowing through her short platinum hair, Ginormica sat on a rather sturdy and large stage where the Ohfaugh show would take place. Being that Ginormica was…ginormic…having her squat throughout the whole interview inside the small studio building would be both awkward and irritating. Thankfully, the studio decided to have the interview outside in the center of Modesto Central Park. Taking a drink from a water fountain not meant for drinking, Ginormica quenched her dry mouth and readied herself for the inevitable interview.  Ohfaugh Whitney walked on the stage and sat on a comfortable green sofa chair placed next to the friendly giant.

Ohfaugh: Well…this is it, Ginormica. Are you ready for your audience?

Ginormica nodded, being a bit too nervous to actually respond. She looked around at the gathered audience members and grinned nervously while waving to the flock of children who all dressed like her. To Ginormica, it was a bit strange to see what maybe a classroom full of girls looking and dressing just like she was. Ginormica had become such a success with both young and old women alike that she was literally like another Jackie Kennedy or Britney Spears when she was in her prime. With her gentle nod, Ginormica could hear the faint sound of the Ohfaugh Whitney show’s main theme music. She knew that the show would go on and that there was no turning back now. The camera crew signaled to Ohfaugh as all cameras were focused on her.

Ohfaugh: Hello! And welcome to the Ohfaugh Whitney show! Today…we
have a very big and very special guest with us. Hailing from this great city of Modesto, California, is the one and only…Susan Murphy…Ginormica!

The Ohfaugh Whitney crowd went wild with cheers and screaming out Ginormica’s name. The camera zoomed WAY up to her and showed a very humble giant who brushed the side of her hair as a nervous twitch.

Ohfaugh: We found Miss Ginormica yesterday fighting in Moscow, Russia, against giant spiders’ that were up to no good. Time and time again, she has saved us from monsters…aliens…and human error. Tell me, Miss Ginormica, what does it feel like to be the biggest embodiment of girl power and the most beloved heroine of all time?

Ginormica: Well…I think of myself as being a modest girl. I mean…I was once just like everyone else really. Just your average girl from Modesto, growing up like all the other girls. You know...shopping…going to the mall…getting my nails done…more shopping…did I mention shopping?! Anyway’s…I had always lead my life as a follower…throughout school and in life. I always shortchanged myself for what I could do in life and let other people use me. While thinking about the decision to marry my ex-boyfriend, Derek, I get hit with a meteorite and have my whole world turned upside down. And meeting the other monsters was scary…at first. But then…I began to realize that I was given a gift. A chance to make something out of myself and be a hero to not only for me…but for everyone. And…ever since that time I’ve just been helping out people in any way I can…

Ohfaugh: Well…your story certainly is a fantastic one. Your story has touched the hearts of millions across the world and you are certainly an inspiration to us all. But I must ask…seeing that you and Derek did not work out…is there anyone else in your love life that you are currently seeing? Any man who is big enough to fulfill your needs?

Susan lowered her head sadly. Ohfaugh already knew the answer to this question was causing pain to her heart.

Ginormica: …No. My love life died as soon as this power was forced onto me. No one wants to date a monster…

The audience all moaned a heartfelt “awww” in Susan’s response.

Ohfaugh: Well I’m certainly sorry to hear that. Well…I tell you what Susan. You come back next week and we’ll find you someone who is perfect for you! If you’re watching and you’re a single male looking to find true love, then call 978-555-LOVE. That’s 978-555-LOVE! This poor girl needs some love in her life! Am I right, audience!?

The crowd cheered with Ohfaugh as Ginormica picked her head up and smiled at the support she was receiving.

Ohfaugh: Well, when we come back we’re going to meet up with Susan’s monster friends! So stay tuned!

The camera zoomed out on both Ohfaugh and Ginormica who were both talking about something. However, the Ohfaugh Show’s theme music drowned out the two for being able to hear whatever they were talking about. With a click of the remote, an individual watching the show shut off his TV with a loud grunt.

James: Tch…monsters don’t get love…they just get what they deserve…a fist full of pain.

James looked at his stone arm and thrusts it forcefully into the TV screen. The electrical current from the impact flowed through his arm and transformed it into its electrical form. James walked away as he looked outside an open window. His whole looks had changed. He still had the short dark blue hair but his choice of wardrobe had changed drastically. No longer was he wearing punk outfits but now dressed like someone straight out of the Matrix. Staring out his window into the moonlight, James began to wonder what he was going to do now.

James: What am I suppose to do with monsters like that running around…?

?????: Perhaps you could do what your suppose to do?

Turning around, James found both Derek and the hooded feminine figure had somehow entered his apartment complex without him knowing it. James thrusts his hand at the mysterious hooded figure to try and protect himself. Unfortunately, the hooded figure anticipated the attack and merely just extended her hand to absorb the attack. James gasped as he leaned up against the wall, forced to find a different strategy to take them both on.

?????: Do not worry…we are not here to fight.

Derek: You are the supposed “Monster Hunter”, right?

James sighed to hear them talk about his job as a Monster Hunter.

James: Yeah…I am….what of it?

?????: We need you to get rid of a certain irritating monster for us.

James: Depending on the situation, I will calculate the amount you’ll need to pay for the monster…so…what is it?

Derek hands the white piece of paper to James. Glaring at Derek, James takes it to see a picture of Ginormica.

James: Heh…your joking right? You want me to go after Miss Friendly Giant? Why?

?????: Because…she will be a real thrown to everyone’s side soon if someone does do something...something call Quantonium is flowing inside Ginormica’s body. With it…she’ll eventually go crazy and out of control, killing hundreds if not thousands of innocent people. People that you alone…can help protect…

James: …Unless she’s attacked something I don’t think I can just go on your word…

Derek: By the looks of things she’s already attacked you…

Hearing this, James electrifies Derek for his ignorant comment. Derek falls
backwards onto the ground twitching.

James: You wanna say that again!?

Derek: No! Wait! I…I was just saying that…because of Ginormica’s interference with your business…no one has been coming to you for help because of your prices! If you get rid of her for us…then business will be as usual!

James: …Are you serious? If I go after her the whole world won’t hire me because they’ll think I was the bad guy!

Derek: Not if I’m telling the story! I’ll film the whole thing as if though it was Susan is a monster and that you were the hero! It’s a simple plan! You kill Ginormica…get paid…we make Ginormica look like she was already going berserk…and you get to be a hero! It’s such a perfect plan that nothing could possibly go wrong!

James: Perfect plan huh…and how exactly do you plan to make it so that I can take her on without casualties?

?????:  I already worked that out. As we speak, monster worms called Grabberz are crawling their way through the Mid-Western town of Perfection Valley in Nevada. A small time town with only a dozen citizens. The perfect setting to an old fashion beating…so…what do you say? Do we have a deal???

James: …Fine…but the price for her head is 2 million. Anything less and
you can forget it…

Derek: Two million?! Are you nuts? No wonder people don’t hire you! Your prices are outrageous!

James electrifies Derek again to silence him and his endless bickering. Derek falls to the ground twitching.

James: Do YOU have any objections?

?????: Other than your electrifying the man who is going to pay you…no…

Derek: WHAT? Me?! But that’s all the money I have left stored up for my future!?

?????: You won’t have a future if you don’t do this…the both of you have a personal feud with Miss Murphy and both of you need to put everything on the line if you want this to succeed…

Derek and James: Fine….

The two shake hands. Unfortunately for Derek, James extended his electrified Derek again on accident.

James: Ooops…sorry…

James laughed to himself as he exited his Monster Hunting business and went to go and find Ginormica. Leaving the unconscious Derek, the mysterious woman exited the building and jumped on top of the 3 story building with a single leap. Taking something that looked like a strange alien communicator device, the woman pressed a button on the device to turn it on. Waiting a few moments, a familiar face appeared on the device with a devilish smile.

Gallaxhar: Aaah…my beautiful flower.  How are you? Did everything go well for you?

?????: Fine…I got found the human, Derek Dietl and convinced him to pay the Monster Hunter…

Gallaxhar: And? Did he agree to do the assignment?

?????: Yes…with some minor convincing he is willing to hunt Ginormica.

Gallaxhar: Excellent! Make sure you record their fight and give it back to me…I wish to see what we’re up against…

?????: How goes the construction of the recovery bots? Are they ready for ploy?

Gallaxhar: While there is a few ready for deploy…I’m not willing to take any chances until I see the feed…

?????: …You know…the easiest way to solve this problem would be to send me…I think I would be more than willing to handle that stupid monster wannabe and her pathetic friends….if you would just…

Gallaxhar: Out of the question! Why…if something were to happen to you I would kill myself!

?????: *to herself* I wish you did…

Gallaxhar: What’s that?

?????: I said I wish you didn’t speak that way…

Gallaxhar: …I love you too, my precious flower. Soon…with her Quantonium you will grow into a goddess…no…a unstoppable Titan! One that will have the world begging for mercy! MUWHAAHAHAHAHA….Gallaxhar out…

Description
Chapter 5
A plan in motion...

With a gentle breeze blowing through her short platinum hair, Ginormica sat on a rather sturdy and large stage where the Ohfaugh show would take place. Being that Ginormica was…ginormic…having her squat throughout the whole interview inside the small studio building would be both awkward and irritating. Thankfully, the studio decided to have the interview outside in the center of Modesto Central Park. Taking a drink from a water fountain not meant for drinking, Ginormica quenched her dry mouth and readied herself for the inevitable interview.  Ohfaugh Whitney walked on the stage and sat on a comfortable green sofa chair placed next to the friendly giant.

Ohfaugh: Well…this is it, Ginormica. Are you ready for your audience?

Ginormica nodded, being a bit too nervous to actually respond. She looked around at the gathered audience members and grinned nervously while waving to the flock of children who all dressed like her. To Ginormica, it was a bit strange to see what maybe a classroom full of girls looking and dressing just like she was. Ginormica had become such a success with both young and old women alike that she was literally like another Jackie Kennedy or Britney Spears when she was in her prime. With her gentle nod, Ginormica could hear the faint sound of the Ohfaugh Whitney show’s main theme music. She knew that the show would go on and that there was no turning back now. The camera crew signaled to Ohfaugh as all cameras were focused on her.

Ohfaugh: Hello! And welcome to the Ohfaugh Whitney show! Today…we
have a very big and very special guest with us. Hailing from this great city of Modesto, California, is the one and only…Susan Murphy…Ginormica!

The Ohfaugh Whitney crowd went wild with cheers and screaming out Ginormica’s name. The camera zoomed WAY up to her and showed a very humble giant who brushed the side of her hair as a nervous twitch.

Ohfaugh: We found Miss Ginormica yesterday fighting in Moscow, Russia, against giant spiders’ that were up to no good. Time and time again, she has saved us from monsters…aliens…and human error. Tell me, Miss Ginormica, what does it feel like to be the biggest embodiment of girl power and the most beloved heroine of all time?

Ginormica: Well…I think of myself as being a modest girl. I mean…I was once just like everyone else really. Just your average girl from Modesto, growing up like all the other girls. You know...shopping…going to the mall…getting my nails done…more shopping…did I mention shopping?! Anyway’s…I had always lead my life as a follower…throughout school and in life. I always shortchanged myself for what I could do in life and let other people use me. While thinking about the decision to marry my ex-boyfriend, Derek, I get hit with a meteorite and have my whole world turned upside down. And meeting the other monsters was scary…at first. But then…I began to realize that I was given a gift. A chance to make something out of myself and be a hero to not only for me…but for everyone. And…ever since that time I’ve just been helping out people in any way I can…

Ohfaugh: Well…your story certainly is a fantastic one. Your story has touched the hearts of millions across the world and you are certainly an inspiration to us all. But I must ask…seeing that you and Derek did not work out…is there anyone else in your love life that you are currently seeing? Any man who is big enough to fulfill your needs?

Susan lowered her head sadly. Ohfaugh already knew the answer to this question was causing pain to her heart.

Ginormica: …No. My love life died as soon as this power was forced onto me. No one wants to date a monster…

The audience all moaned a heartfelt “awww” in Susan’s response.

Ohfaugh: Well I’m certainly sorry to hear that. Well…I tell you what Susan. You come back next week and we’ll find you someone who is perfect for you! If you’re watching and you’re a single male looking to find true love, then call 978-555-LOVE. That’s 978-555-LOVE! This poor girl needs some love in her life! Am I right, audience!?

The crowd cheered with Ohfaugh as Ginormica picked her head up and smiled at the support she was receiving.

Ohfaugh: Well, when we come back we’re going to meet up with Susan’s monster friends! So stay tuned!

The camera zoomed out on both Ohfaugh and Ginormica who were both talking about something. However, the Ohfaugh Show’s theme music drowned out the two for being able to hear whatever they were talking about. With a click of the remote, an individual watching the show shut off his TV with a loud grunt.

James: Tch…monsters don’t get love…they just get what they deserve…a fist full of pain.

James looked at his stone arm and thrusts it forcefully into the TV screen. The electrical current from the impact flowed through his arm and transformed it into its electrical form. James walked away as he looked outside an open window. His whole looks had changed. He still had the short dark blue hair but his choice of wardrobe had changed drastically. No longer was he wearing punk outfits but now dressed like someone straight out of the Matrix. Staring out his window into the moonlight, James began to wonder what he was going to do now.

James: What am I suppose to do with monsters like that running around…?

?????: Perhaps you could do what your suppose to do?

Turning around, James found both Derek and the hooded feminine figure had somehow entered his apartment complex without him knowing it. James thrusts his hand at the mysterious hooded figure to try and protect himself. Unfortunately, the hooded figure anticipated the attack and merely just extended her hand to absorb the attack. James gasped as he leaned up against the wall, forced to find a different strategy to take them both on.

?????: Do not worry…we are not here to fight.

Derek: You are the supposed “Monster Hunter”, right?

James sighed to hear them talk about his job as a Monster Hunter.

James: Yeah…I am….what of it?

?????: We need you to get rid of a certain irritating monster for us.

James: Depending on the situation, I will calculate the amount you’ll need to pay for the monster…so…what is it?

Derek hands the white piece of paper to James. Glaring at Derek, James takes it to see a picture of Ginormica.

James: Heh…your joking right? You want me to go after Miss Friendly Giant? Why?

?????: Because…she will be a real thrown to everyone’s side soon if someone does do something...something call Quantonium is flowing inside Ginormica’s body. With it…she’ll eventually go crazy and out of control, killing hundreds if not thousands of innocent people. People that you alone…can help protect…

James: …Unless she’s attacked something I don’t think I can just go on your word…

Derek: By the looks of things she’s already attacked you…

Hearing this, James electrifies Derek for his ignorant comment. Derek falls
backwards onto the ground twitching.

James: You wanna say that again!?

Derek: No! Wait! I…I was just saying that…because of Ginormica’s interference with your business…no one has been coming to you for help because of your prices! If you get rid of her for us…then business will be as usual!

James: …Are you serious? If I go after her the whole world won’t hire me because they’ll think I was the bad guy!

Derek: Not if I’m telling the story! I’ll film the whole thing as if though it was Susan is a monster and that you were the hero! It’s a simple plan! You kill Ginormica…get paid…we make Ginormica look like she was already going berserk…and you get to be a hero! It’s such a perfect plan that nothing could possibly go wrong!

James: Perfect plan huh…and how exactly do you plan to make it so that I can take her on without casualties?

?????:  I already worked that out. As we speak, monster worms called Grabberz are crawling their way through the Mid-Western town of Perfection Valley in Nevada. A small time town with only a dozen citizens. The perfect setting to an old fashion beating…so…what do you say? Do we have a deal???

James: …Fine…but the price for her head is 2 million. Anything less and
you can forget it…

Derek: Two million?! Are you nuts? No wonder people don’t hire you! Your prices are outrageous!

James electrifies Derek again to silence him and his endless bickering. Derek falls to the ground twitching.

James: Do YOU have any objections?

?????: Other than your electrifying the man who is going to pay you…no…

Derek: WHAT? Me?! But that’s all the money I have left stored up for my future!?

?????: You won’t have a future if you don’t do this…the both of you have a personal feud with Miss Murphy and both of you need to put everything on the line if you want this to succeed…

Derek and James: Fine….

The two shake hands. Unfortunately for Derek, James extended his electrified Derek again on accident.

James: Ooops…sorry…

James laughed to himself as he exited his Monster Hunting business and went to go and find Ginormica. Leaving the unconscious Derek, the mysterious woman exited the building and jumped on top of the 3 story building with a single leap. Taking something that looked like a strange alien communicator device, the woman pressed a button on the device to turn it on. Waiting a few moments, a familiar face appeared on the device with a devilish smile.

Gallaxhar: Aaah…my beautiful flower.  How are you? Did everything go well for you?

?????: Fine…I got found the human, Derek Dietl and convinced him to pay the Monster Hunter…

Gallaxhar: And? Did he agree to do the assignment?

?????: Yes…with some minor convincing he is willing to hunt Ginormica.

Gallaxhar: Excellent! Make sure you record their fight and give it back to me…I wish to see what we’re up against…

?????: How goes the construction of the recovery bots? Are they ready for ploy?

Gallaxhar: While there is a few ready for deploy…I’m not willing to take any chances until I see the feed…

?????: …You know…the easiest way to solve this problem would be to send me…I think I would be more than willing to handle that stupid monster wannabe and her pathetic friends….if you would just…

Gallaxhar: Out of the question! Why…if something were to happen to you I would kill myself!

?????: *to herself* I wish you did…

Gallaxhar: What’s that?

?????: I said I wish you didn’t speak that way…

Gallaxhar: …I love you too, my precious flower. Soon…with her Quantonium you will grow into a goddess…no…a unstoppable Titan! One that will have the world begging for mercy! MUWHAAHAHAHAHA….Gallaxhar out…