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CelestialError — The Wanderers Episode 1 [NSFW]
Published: 2009-05-15 19:33:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 234; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description The Wanderers
Episode 1: A Drunk and an Agent
Scene 1-1: Day/Interior

The bell of antique clock began its routine sound that shot out through the once silent room. Undisturbed by the alarm, an elderly man sat comfortably in his ease chair as he read a fascinating book about his country’s history. Though he may have seemed old, it was only by the stress his body had through over the years that had aged him. He had seen countless lives lost and lived in a time that seemed like a distant memory now. He continued to read until the front door to his home opened and closed. A young man wearing dark shades entered the study. He wore a stylish red and black jacket over his white t-shirt and gray pants. He saluted the elderly man as soon as he entered.

Voice: You wanted to see me, Secretary Powers?

Powers: Clancy Lawmaker…thank you for coming. Being that our time is short, I will be brief. 5 hours ago, one of those Mystic dogs who continually seek revenge out on the human race, has been captured and interrogated on the location of the other terrorists. Through rather persuasive actions, we have guaranteed him safe passage out of the Novanian Government’s border in exchange for the location of the terrorists. He has agreed and has pinpointed the location of the Mystic’s in Weedling Forest. Their hideout is near the archeological site called Nose Rock.

Clancy: If I may interrupt…am I to understand that you gave that Mystic bastard a free walk?

Powers: I know how you feel …and that is why I am personally sending you into the Weedling Forest to make sure the operation goes smoothly. If there are problems, contact your new “CallTaker” and inform him the situation. At the moment he is taking a flight over from some of our researchers in Scientia and his plane won’t be landing for another 4 hours. I want you to enter the woods and wait for his call until then.  Understood?

Clancy nodded as he grabbed the cell phone from Secretary Powers.

Clancy: You can count on me sir! I’ll make sure that these Mystics never threaten humanity again!

With a brief shake of the hands, Clancy parted ways from Colin Powers and continued forth with his mission.

Scene 1-2: Day/Exterior
Traveling up a steep hill that lead into a looming green forest, Clancy Lawmaker continued jogging up the long hill to his destination while unwrapping a burger he got from a nearby fast-food restaurant.

Clancy: So…this is where those Mystic dogs have been hiding huh? Allrightie…time to get going…

Clancy took a quick bite of his burger, only to quickly become overwhelmed by disgust.

Clancy: Ugh! GOD! This burger tastes rotten! That’s last time I ever get something from Happy Burger…

Disposing his tasteless meat into the nearby metal garbage can, Clancy continued straight ahead toward his destination. Strangely, the garbage can began to move until a young man suddenly emerged from the depths of the trash. With a mini-keg of beer in one hand and the already eaten burger in the other, the unsteady young man removed himself from the can. He wore dark black t-shirt with a pair of brown combat pants.

Young Man: What a perfucked waste of food! *hick* Do you know…*hick* how many starving people there are?

Taking a bite of the burger, the young man enjoys the burger for a minute before realizing just how horrible it is.

Young Man: …Blah...man this does taste like crap. I’d have to be more drunk to like this…

Taking a big gulp of his beer, the young man tried his luck again with the burger, this time enjoying it more.

Young Man: Oh! That’s better…now…what was I doing again…? Oh yeah…gotta head back to the bar…

Walking unsteadily in the wrong direction, the young man staggered up a long hill. Continuing this path, the young man continued to drink his beer until he drank it dry. Finishing his drink, the young man carelessly tossed the drink. The bottle shattered to pieces as it smashed against the ground below. Suddenly, the young man began to feel a rather discomforting urge to urinate. Looking around, the young man decided to just relive himself over the cliff.

Young Man: Oh man…I have to pee…I have to pee! Oh god I have to pee. I HAVE TO PEEEEE!

Being rather careless, the young man was too drunk to notice that Clancy was standing below him.

Clancy: You know…it would have been a bright idea to get a map…HUH!? WHAT? OH GOD! WHAT IS THIS?

Looking up at the cliff, Clancy shakes his fist as he drew out his firearm.

Clancy: Hey! YOU! Stay right there! Don’t move! Either you come on down or you stay right there! Don’t move!

Young Man: Oh fuck…it’s the cops…what should I do?

WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
A) Obey and just stay still
B) Run away
C) Listen to the officer and go to him
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Comments: 8

Chiro-the-Dragon [2009-05-17 04:57:31 +0000 UTC]

B. XD

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CelestialError In reply to Chiro-the-Dragon [2009-05-17 13:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Everyone said a different answers
A = 1
B = 1
C = 1

Someone's gotta break the tie!

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Chiro-the-Dragon In reply to CelestialError [2009-05-17 13:43:38 +0000 UTC]

LOLz. XDDDDD

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XPlague [2009-05-16 04:20:35 +0000 UTC]

I say C because I see him attempting to climb down the cliff, but since he's too drunk, he falls on Clancy

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CelestialError In reply to XPlague [2009-05-17 13:42:39 +0000 UTC]

Geez! @_@ Everyone said a different answer ><

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XPlague In reply to CelestialError [2009-05-19 01:20:51 +0000 UTC]

lol, I guess it is up to you now ^^

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MartmeisterPaladin [2009-05-15 23:23:57 +0000 UTC]

A.

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CelestialError In reply to MartmeisterPaladin [2009-05-17 13:42:51 +0000 UTC]

lol! Everyone said a different answer. ^^

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