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Description Wrote college essay; amputated my finger.
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3wyl [2012-05-06 14:05:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I feel as if this is one that many people can relate to.

This is awesome. I really like the way you have described it, though... I guess you can look upon this piece as a light-hearted one, but also as a serious, negative one? =/

I prefer it to be light-hearted, anyway. I like how you've just launched straight into the concept and setting the scene, before describing the aftermath of it all with the amputation.. Could be literal or not, either way, it makes for an enjoyable read.

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chabbit In reply to 3wyl [2012-05-06 20:48:18 +0000 UTC]

Every student has had that one moment when they really wondered if their hand was permanently damaged from writing too much. Ach, the cramps!

It was pretty much intended to be light-hearted, because I still have all my fingers. I guess there is a bit of negative to it, but really it might just be dark humor...?

And thank you! It's hard to establish cause and effect in just six words but that's the fun part of the challenge!

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3wyl In reply to chabbit [2012-05-07 13:06:27 +0000 UTC]

Yes, indeed! I will be going through that myself soon enough.

Oh right, I see what you mean.

Indeed! It sounds pretty fun.

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chabbit In reply to 3wyl [2012-05-07 22:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's that time of year again... Finals, APs, state exams... high school or college, everyone has big exams coming up.

...You do? Gosh, you see more than I do. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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3wyl In reply to chabbit [2012-05-08 14:32:51 +0000 UTC]

That sucks. =/

I wish you the best of luck!

I do indeed. I don't think it's too difficult to understand or anything?

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chabbit In reply to 3wyl [2012-05-08 22:41:12 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, thanks. It's the last year for it in high school, though, so afterwards is going to be super exciting!

Ah, well, that was supposed to be humorous. I do understand what I'm talking about, although only barely. I am quite good at confusing myself. (The internet really needs a symbol to convey tone. XD)

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3wyl In reply to chabbit [2012-05-09 13:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Ooh, it sounds it!

Oh right, I see.

I kind of get what you mean there. xD

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chabbit In reply to 3wyl [2012-05-09 18:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Good!

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EstrangeloEdessa [2012-04-22 19:28:02 +0000 UTC]

I can definitely sympathize...

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chabbit In reply to EstrangeloEdessa [2012-04-28 17:06:41 +0000 UTC]

It's something every student has experienced.

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ozzla [2012-04-22 00:37:13 +0000 UTC]

This made me smile, as it reminded me how I was worrying whether or not my finger was going to survive a week of written exams

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chabbit In reply to ozzla [2012-04-28 17:06:17 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it awful? D: I have exams coming up soon, and I'm going to have to write seven essays. It's going to be awful.

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ozzla In reply to chabbit [2012-04-29 01:32:23 +0000 UTC]

7? How many pages do you need to write for each?

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chabbit In reply to ozzla [2012-04-30 20:25:12 +0000 UTC]

About two pages each. I get forty minutes per essay. My hand will fall off at the end of it.

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ozzla In reply to chabbit [2012-05-01 10:11:46 +0000 UTC]

I sure thought mine would!! I'm not sure if I rather your essays or mine... even though I have to write only one for English, the teacher wants 4-5 pages in 40-45 minutes I wish you the best of luck regardless!

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chabbit In reply to ozzla [2012-05-02 00:34:51 +0000 UTC]

D:
I don't know if that is even possible. Oh my god ewwww.
Keep your luck; you need it more than I do!

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ozzla In reply to chabbit [2012-05-02 09:06:35 +0000 UTC]

haha, trust me, it is. It's amazing how much you can write in exam conditions. In my last one I wrote 5 pages, but that did include my writing becoming more spaced out and crossing out With heaps of practice you can get quicker - I average about 12 minutes for a page when I know what I'm talking about.
Aww, I still think you need some!

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chabbit In reply to ozzla [2012-05-03 04:54:38 +0000 UTC]

I find that I can't write in an exam. Partially because exam papers are about boring things and partially because when I take an exam all I can think is, "Twenty more minutes and I go home. Now ten. Now five... c'mon..." through the whoooole test.
At home, though, I can type a three page paper (double space, of course) in under an hour and barely need to proof it. XD

We'll share it then!

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ozzla In reply to chabbit [2012-05-03 06:36:50 +0000 UTC]

I know, it's the worst thing to look at the clock during an exam. You just have to remain focused on the paper, and time actually seems to slow down.

Yay!

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chabbit In reply to ozzla [2012-05-04 20:13:02 +0000 UTC]

I know! I think I just hate writing essays for school.

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Dark-Dullahan [2012-04-19 02:15:07 +0000 UTC]

D: That's the worst thing that can happen!

*gives a prosthetic finger*

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chabbit In reply to Dark-Dullahan [2012-04-28 17:05:41 +0000 UTC]

Thank you... this prosthetic finger will help me greatly as I try to get through this tough time.

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Dark-Dullahan In reply to chabbit [2012-04-29 11:58:52 +0000 UTC]

lol Hope things go better for you :3

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chabbit In reply to Dark-Dullahan [2012-04-30 20:24:39 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for your condolences.

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Dark-Dullahan In reply to chabbit [2012-05-01 04:17:44 +0000 UTC]

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