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Published: 2012-03-15 01:01:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 403; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 3
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Thank you! ^o^
It's actually based off a true driving story that happened in Germany. We went the wrong way, couldn't read the signs, and got lost for maybe two hours. This was made worse by the fact that German people are scary drivers.
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Ooh, I see! o.O
Yes, I can understand that.
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Oh, thank you! ^o^
I decided to take a humorous approach, based on past experiences.
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I'm glad you liked it! I love six word stories, since they've always been rather difficult for me, and I just found this group devoted to them which is really cool.
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Sounds like a situation I've heard before, to be honest! My dad is really bad at geography, etc. ^.^'
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Oh, gosh, that can't be good. XD
It's happened to me and my parents before on accident. I'm pretty terrible at giving directions. We've also gotten lost in Germany which was extra awful because German people are scary drivers and all the signs were completely incomprehensible.
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Oh dear! We tend to take the long route unintentionally... but we never get lost. My dad says that the universe temporarily misplaces us instead!
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I love getting temporarily displaced! I also love getting temporally displaced. Or spatially. Or displaced in space-time.
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*high five for space-time travel*
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*High ten for space-time travel*
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:high 3.162277660168379 for space-time travel*
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Did you know that it was pi day (y'know 3.14 day 
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I think pi day is international, because we had it too!
Sadly, I didn't get to eat any pie. ;-;
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Write 3.14 in mirror writing. It spells pie! XD
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So, if I write it in mirror writing I can eat it...?
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Yes. Of course you can!
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I could eat more... D:
PIE, CURSE YOUR SIREN'S CALL!
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Siren: Well that's not very nice! >: (
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Erm, well, sorry, Siren, but, you know, you do try to lure people in and drown and eat them, soooo...
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Siren: I need food too y'know!
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Can't you just... I dunno... eat fish or something...?
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Siren: Fish are too, well, fishy!
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Yeah, but, I'm kinda attached to my species, and I'd really rather you stopped eating us!
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See, Siren, this is why we'll never work out! You're just... not even willing to compromise a little bit! Ugh!
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Siren: Compromise? I don't know the meaning of the word!
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Better learn fast, then! Cuz I got my earplugs in now, and I just ordered a flame thrower!
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Siren: Honey, I live in the sea. Just pointing that fact out, y'know.
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Well, then, I'll just make sure I spill oil nearby. Not only will I ruin your natural habitat, but it will burn quite nicely.
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ORLY? I don't even know her!
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Siren: Then I call on my good friend, the Kraken!
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You leave me no choice but to call...
PEST CONTROL!
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Kraken: MRRRRR!!!
Siren: Leave my little fishcake alone!
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CALL OFF THE MONSTER!
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Siren: Ok... I call on my friend... the Seahorse!
Seahorse: Do seahorses go neigh?
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Oh, hello there little seahorse! It depends on the mythology, really; if you ask the Japanese seahorses are baby dragons.
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Siren: He's Japanese. He was just bought up near Ireland.
Seahorse: I do go neigh, don't I? Well then: I AM A SEAHORSE, HEAR MY ROAR!
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Oh, no, a seahorse! I'm behind myself with terror! Whatever will I do?
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Seahorse: I'd prefer it if you ran away in utter terror.
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Erm, sorry, that was sarcasm; bit hard to convey properly via text. I'm not terrified in the least.
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Seahorse: Siren! Bambi's trolling me!
Siren: ... WTF?!
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