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My hormone monster, Zachary, aka Zack, though he spells it with a "7" to be edgy.

A bit scene, 7ak would rather stay home, listen to music and play video games than work. However, his father's a major player in the company, and 7ak became my hormone monster whether he wanted to or not.

We had a fairly decent relationship during my pubescent years.
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"All the kids around me are having sex!"

7ak barely looked up from the TV. "Yeah... and?"

"Well, they're all cool and popular-"

"No they're not," 7ak interrupted, waving a paw dismissively. "They're scared, lonely, and trying desperately to fit in without even knowing what that phrase means. Half of them are posers, the other half are losers. You don't want to have sex with any of them." He patted the couch cushion next to him. "Wanna watch this? It's a good film. Cult classic."

And thus, my life.

7ak (c) Me
Hormone monsters, "Big Mouth," et cetera (c) Netflix and affiliated entities.

Description
My hormone monster, Zachary, aka Zack, though he spells it with a "7" to be edgy.

A bit scene, 7ak would rather stay home, listen to music and play video games than work. However, his father's a major player in the company, and 7ak became my hormone monster whether he wanted to or not.

We had a fairly decent relationship during my pubescent years.
_____
"All the kids around me are having sex!"

7ak barely looked up from the TV. "Yeah... and?"

"Well, they're all cool and popular-"

"No they're not," 7ak interrupted, waving a paw dismissively. "They're scared, lonely, and trying desperately to fit in without even knowing what that phrase means. Half of them are posers, the other half are losers. You don't want to have sex with any of them." He patted the couch cushion next to him. "Wanna watch this? It's a good film. Cult classic."

And thus, my life.

7ak (c) Me
Hormone monsters, "Big Mouth," et cetera (c) Netflix and affiliated entities.