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Anon on tumblr asked about Hyden's preferences when it comes to romance and intimacy.

So, I've briefly touched upon his, uh, rather eccentric bedroom habits before, but probably won't be going too much more into that--I think it's funnier when left to the imagination, anyway. Pic above is related, though.

As for romance... for a woman to really catch his interest, she needs to be able to keep pace with him intellectually, and needs a mean streak and general ambivalence toward morality to match his own. Milana was a pretty good match personality-wise, at least up until she wasn't. But I think that any future serious relationship would need to be with another academically-inclined magic user... as Milana discovered, he has a hard time even pretending to care about anything else.

I think that what he wants could best be described as a "partner in crime"--probably literally. Whether it's as mundane as whispering catty gossip back and forth or as grand as taking over the world together, he wants someone he can lean over to and say "check this out, isn't it great?" and have them respond with "yes, I love what you've done with the spikes and skulls" rather than "holy shit, you're a monster".

...Speaking of spikes and skulls... I'm pretty sure his ideal fantasy dream girl would basically be a middle aged MILF or GMILF version of the classic fantasy "evil sorceress" character. Ridiculously, impractically revealing outfit composed entirely of black leather and spikes, skulls over the boobs, thigh high boots and an evil cape, ideally in possession of an army of undead and/or demons willing to do her bidding... really, where's his evil necromancer GF?? What does a washed up arthritic old wizard have to do to find a woman who looks like an enemy from Diablo 2?

...Honestly, he'd probably sleep with any of the Diablo 2 enemies that have boobs... and I do mean any of them. Unfortunately.

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Anon on tumblr asked about Hyden's preferences when it comes to romance and intimacy.

So, I've briefly touched upon his, uh, rather eccentric bedroom habits before, but probably won't be going too much more into that--I think it's funnier when left to the imagination, anyway. Pic above is related, though.

As for romance... for a woman to really catch his interest, she needs to be able to keep pace with him intellectually, and needs a mean streak and general ambivalence toward morality to match his own. Milana was a pretty good match personality-wise, at least up until she wasn't. But I think that any future serious relationship would need to be with another academically-inclined magic user... as Milana discovered, he has a hard time even pretending to care about anything else.

I think that what he wants could best be described as a "partner in crime"--probably literally. Whether it's as mundane as whispering catty gossip back and forth or as grand as taking over the world together, he wants someone he can lean over to and say "check this out, isn't it great?" and have them respond with "yes, I love what you've done with the spikes and skulls" rather than "holy shit, you're a monster".

...Speaking of spikes and skulls... I'm pretty sure his ideal fantasy dream girl would basically be a middle aged MILF or GMILF version of the classic fantasy "evil sorceress" character. Ridiculously, impractically revealing outfit composed entirely of black leather and spikes, skulls over the boobs, thigh high boots and an evil cape, ideally in possession of an army of undead and/or demons willing to do her bidding... really, where's his evil necromancer GF?? What does a washed up arthritic old wizard have to do to find a woman who looks like an enemy from Diablo 2?

...Honestly, he'd probably sleep with any of the Diablo 2 enemies that have boobs... and I do mean any of them. Unfortunately.