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ColdFireEmpressAzula — I Eat it Out...
Published: 2011-03-07 16:59:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 108; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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Eat it Out(A Parody of Bleed it Out – by Linkin Park)
Yeah, chew it up for the hundreth time
Noodle bowls in every line
Chow it down now like a moose
Eat it up and then roast that goose!
Not enough to eat through bone
Ask the waitress for another bowl
Eat the eggs and down that soup
Beat the hunger of the group
Truth is you can stop and stare
Say I'll get fat but I won't care
Dig it down til on the floor I'll sprawl
Still yelling---'I wanna eat it all!'
Chorus:
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
Til I bloat all the way
Til I bloat all the way…
Momma help me I've been cursed
Flabby flesh showin' through all my shirts
I don't know why I can't curb my sin
Still gotta wolf that burger in!
Fuck this hurts
Belly's got gas from too much coke
Tie down flab with a lot of rope
Diet coke?! Diet's screwed up all my hope!
So why can't I curb my sin?
I don't seem to be getting thin…
Still… gotta chomp down on some chow
Til we all start to call each other cows!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
Til I bloat all the way
Til I bloat all the way…
I'll eat it out!
(I've opened up my fly…)
I'VE GOT TO EAT THIS…
(It cannot fit inside---)
STILL HAVE TO EAT THIS NOW!!! …ugh…
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
I eat it out!
Dig in deeper til I bloat all the way!
Til I bloat all the way
Til I bloat all the way…
(I eat it out…) [repeat 3x until fade]
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ikaw po ba?
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Erm... very very busy. I miss our conversations. ^_^
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me too. 
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heh heh heh heh....
See, before I read the song, I took a very VERY different definition of "eat it out".
But I love song parodies.
And this is no exception.
Well done!
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....oukay... I think I know what THAT is! Tsk tsk tsk... David! Naughty boy! 
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Lol. Is that all? Heheheh...
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That made me laugh insanely, so much that my dog thought I had lost all sanity
^Prefer that? XD
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I already did Lol
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