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Jacob (Twilight et al): "Ooooh… never had a legit excuse to snuggle with the chick before. What's her name again? Stephenie? Possibly, I don't care. And where'd my damn shirt go?"

Count von Count: "One! Vampire! HA HA HA! One! Sparkly thing! HA HA HA! One! Fight! HA HA HA!"

Eli (The Book of Eli): "I AM THE GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' BATMAAAAAAAAN!"

Richard Sharpe: "Harper, you wanted to talk in the cellar? Right, OK… um… Harps, you're naked… and why are you locking the door?"

Alice in Wonderland: "OK… playing card people fighting chess piece people with the onlookers including an invisible cat, a total lunatic and various queens. That's the last time this girl smokes dope before maths…"

Dren (Splice): "Tail? Check. Boobs? Check. Legs that just don't stop? Check. Innocence? Check. Basically naked? Check and double-check. DeviantArt is gonna friggin' adore me. Oh look, humans, om nom nom!"

Hugh Dennis: "HELP! HELP! THE KIDS FROM OUTNUMBERED ARE TYING ME DOWN AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY JOHN HOLMES IS LOOKING AT THOSE KNIVES!"

James Bond: "Well, the girl's just shagged my brains out, which means she might as well stick around for a bit. Also, she may as well be wearing a T-shirt that says I Will Get Captured At Some Point. Oh well... and to think, this is all an act... oh Q, how I miss you..."

Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet):: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

Description
Jacob (Twilight et al): "Ooooh… never had a legit excuse to snuggle with the chick before. What's her name again? Stephenie? Possibly, I don't care. And where'd my damn shirt go?"

Count von Count: "One! Vampire! HA HA HA! One! Sparkly thing! HA HA HA! One! Fight! HA HA HA!"

Eli (The Book of Eli): "I AM THE GOD-DAMN MOTHERFUCKIN' BATMAAAAAAAAN!"

Richard Sharpe: "Harper, you wanted to talk in the cellar? Right, OK… um… Harps, you're naked… and why are you locking the door?"

Alice in Wonderland: "OK… playing card people fighting chess piece people with the onlookers including an invisible cat, a total lunatic and various queens. That's the last time this girl smokes dope before maths…"

Dren (Splice): "Tail? Check. Boobs? Check. Legs that just don't stop? Check. Innocence? Check. Basically naked? Check and double-check. DeviantArt is gonna friggin' adore me. Oh look, humans, om nom nom!"

Hugh Dennis: "HELP! HELP! THE KIDS FROM OUTNUMBERED ARE TYING ME DOWN AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY JOHN HOLMES IS LOOKING AT THOSE KNIVES!"

James Bond: "Well, the girl's just shagged my brains out, which means she might as well stick around for a bit. Also, she may as well be wearing a T-shirt that says I Will Get Captured At Some Point. Oh well... and to think, this is all an act... oh Q, how I miss you..."

Tybalt (Romeo and Juliet):: "GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"