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Published: 2025-10-22 03:40:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 18322; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 58
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okay i've had this idea buzzing around in my head for a while. xDjust a little drawing. xD
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*comes in for class* me: oooooookaaaaaayyy... *slowly backs out*
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Jeff.needs to go to the school my sister goes to.
All the newbies that come in every year at her school get worse and worse.
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Jeff is our teacher....AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SWEET! Hey Jeff! Can I chew gum during class?
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I'm a strange person. I know.
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No that's not it. I was just confused. All well. Do you have any blood?
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Sorry. I just need something to drink.
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ah. I see. I'm sorry, but you ain't gettin none of this blood!!
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I needz it to livez!
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Not your blood, someone else's blood.
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oh, kayz. Herez some blood. ^U^
No explanation on how I got it though.
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Thanks!*drinks blood*
*my 2p evil voice* SO TASTY! TIME TO KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!! :
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heheheheheheheheh.
KILLING SPREE TIME! *pulls a knife out of nowhere*
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2p me:*attacks you on air*
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*attacks you with a chainsaw* HAHAHAHAAA!!!!
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*got cut*...........are you from mad father?
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No. I don't really know what that is truthfully, my cousin told me about it though, but... I kninda zoned out during his explanation.
I just like chainsaw's because that's what Grell's weapon is from the Black Butler. *Swipes at you with chainsaw again* So, you gonna fight back, or do I get to turn you into sushi?
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*gets right back up, But still injured from getting cut* FIGHT BACK *growls and breath fire out of mouth*
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*screams and ducks, but hair gets burned* AHHHH! MY HAIR! *runs in circles trying to put it out*
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0_0;...........opps. *turns into a water dragon and squirts water on you*
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*fire goes out* Thanks you.....
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You're welcome. Plus, you got to hand to you(not really), it's kinda funny.^w^
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*gives you a watch*
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^^ FREE HUGS! *give you a hug*
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^^ *gives you a llama*
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llama. rawr. yay.
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omg......so much blood!XD
and thats what happens when u take jeff to school....a mass massacre!!!XD
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Awesome!! I love the idea!
I was wondering if I could do something similar just in a realistic version??
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XD Well, it's the class fault if they paniced. XD But if Jeff was teacher there's only one rule : Shush it or go to sleep.
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Jeff is the teacher, soooooo listen to him or you can go to sleep.
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Maybe another reason he wants to kill everyone is that he hated his job at some restaurant? The last thing he said before he quit: "Oh, heh, how considerate of you to come in and order five minutes before we close.
We already shut everything down, and cleaned it all up
But we'll go right ahead and fire those grills back up, just for you, champ.
No, no, it's cool.
I don't even wanna go home.
Especially not after a twelve hour shift with no lunch break
My reason for living is to serve YOU.
You know why?
Because the customers always right, right?
The customers always right.
I"LL KILL YOU!
I"LL KILL ALL OF YOU!
Hey? Where you going?
You forgot your FRIES!"
*Pulls out the knife
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It's true, he didn't kill everyone -
can you figure out why?
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Jeff, you passed! You didn't kill everyone...
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