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CoranKizerStone — Before the Slay Ride
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Published: 2008-12-25 01:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 98532; Favourites: 3676; Downloads: 2026
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As soon as December 25th hits Santa's and his elves leave to start there massive gift giving to all the good little boys and girls around the world. There's one thing that I don't think anyones knows which I feel should be in the history books though. He's got a evil sister who wants his ass dead! Her name his SINta Claus!.....yeah I know...crazy isn't it...no idea he had a sister! Now Sinta who lives about 20 miles away from Santa's place creates along with her evil ass dwarves a Powerful ass robot every year to wipe out the old fashioned, perpetually jolly, rosey cheeked, somewhat obese Santa but can't ever seem to kill the milk and cookie eating bastard. Mainly because of these four ass kicking elves that he travels with and a special sword that he carries that can literally cut thru pretty much anything. I believe he purchased that shit from some info-mercail one late night while he was up getting his usual nightly snack. Anyways...Sinta will one day do away with the can't pee straight because his bellies in the way Santa. When she doe's I think we'll all feel the difference.HA! I'm crazy inno....!
Tools> 2b pencil, PS7. optical mousekers
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Comments: 400
It's crazy... and I love it! An action Christmas flick 
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CHARGE!!!!!!! Is what my brain came up with |3! awesomeness.
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my brain blew up from trying to understand the awesomeness. Your art has made me retarded and i thank you.
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Hey, thanks for the inspiration. I did this pic up of Sinta: [link] After I started it I read your discription of what you thought she should look like. So she doesn't match yours. Sorry. I am still working on the coloring. Hope you like it.
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Pfft.
I love it.
It would make a good childrens movie.
"SANTA TWIN: THE RETURN OF SINTA."
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Didn't they make a kids' movie like this a couple months ago?
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now...the drawing is almost perfect, the story that goes with the drawing is almost perfect....
but together its ....GREATNESS very cool, im looking around your profile a little *S*
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now...the drawing is almost perfect, the story that goes with the drawing is almost perfect....
but together its ....GREATNESS very cool, im looking around your profile a little *S*
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Yo this is so good I feel it necessary to comment for the first time ever on deviant art. This drawing is so amazing, and the story sounds so entertaining I would gladly spend money on a something that followed this story line, with artwork like this.
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Ooooh...
I hope the red bastard dies *O*
**I'm a grinch**
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Art like this is why I love this place! 
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loved the story goes with the picture
can u tell me what infomercail that was man cause i want one of those swords
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awesome
didn't knew that he has a sister 
weman are evil
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Ha! Santa vs. giant robot! Awesome! I especially love that there are flying elves with swords.
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lol... I never knew... thanks for clueing me in... I have a whole new appreciation for santy now.
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I have been on deviant art for awhile but this is the first time I have felt inclined to post anything, this is one of the coolest most original ideas ever, I would love to see more of this, and would definitely purchase a story of this with these illustrations.
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There's epic sauce all over this picture. The chaotic perspective of the battle just makes it so worthwhile to the whole picture. The style you use to draw Santa and the elves is pretty wicked. The large robot look pretty awesome and the explosion are nicely placed in the picture.
For a comic-like picture, this is probably the best Santa Claus one I ever seen. Nice job on this one dude.
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This is just awesome. Simply awesome. Crack me up. Thanks for sharing!
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Before the sleigh ride.....Santa dishes out a can of whoop ass! >
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Great perspective and beautiful flow of a slick idea.
Well done!
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That's awesome!
pencil?!
I thought you did this on the comp
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bloody hell! that's the best christmas card i've seen this year!
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You have just become the new favorite holiday special.
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For some reason It reminds me of Kung-fu Panda
5 Warriors
The Special Sword
The obesity...
I don't know maybe it's just me
Anyway awesome drawing
Very Creative
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Holy shit. XD I think I may just have to love you right now. 8D
Ever notice that Santa is Satan with a few letters switched around?
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