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CoranKizerStone — Before the Slay Ride
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Published: 2008-12-25 01:16:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 98622; Favourites: 3677; Downloads: 2026
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As soon as December 25th hits Santa's and his elves leave to start there massive gift giving to all the good little boys and girls around the world. There's one thing that I don't think anyones knows which I feel should be in the history books though. He's got a evil sister who wants his ass dead! Her name his SINta Claus!.....yeah I know...crazy isn't it...no idea he had a sister! Now Sinta who lives about 20 miles away from Santa's place creates along with her evil ass dwarves a Powerful ass robot every year to wipe out the old fashioned, perpetually jolly, rosey cheeked, somewhat obese Santa but can't ever seem to kill the milk and cookie eating bastard. Mainly because of these four ass kicking elves that he travels with and a special sword that he carries that can literally cut thru pretty much anything. I believe he purchased that shit from some info-mercail one late night while he was up getting his usual nightly snack. Anyways...Sinta will one day do away with the can't pee straight because his bellies in the way Santa. When she doe's I think we'll all feel the difference.HA! I'm crazy inno....!
Tools> 2b pencil, PS7. optical mousekers
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faved, if only for the description.
"-I believe he purchased that shit from some info-mercail one late night while he was up getting his usual nightly snack.-"
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This piece has so much energy! It has a whimsical feeling to it, and the elves add so much action. I got a lot to learn from you bro, I'm gonna pick your brain in NY:}
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wicked! XD just f****** awesome!
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Hahaha, you're ridiculous man, I can't believe you made this pic look so badass, I set it as my background as soon as I saw it, those elves look badass man
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Great job! I love the idea! 
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Crazy amazing!!!!! That is the most LEET santa story I've ever heard major Kudos to you!! It's awesome!!!
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I love this epic battle santa. XD The perspective is great! Really makes you feel like you are getting in on the action. God how I wish this was a Christmas card..
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Lol I like the candy canes trailing behind him. It gives this picture a humorously epic effect. Nice job!
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This pictures stinks.....
STINKS OF AWESOME
Good job mate!
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this is awesomely epic!!! the perspective, action, and everything are crazy awesome!!!
and i like your sig on the bomb in the air.
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lmao, oh man, this pic rocks! great job! XD
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wayy crazyy!!
heyy, i stay up all night... how come i never see that infomercial?? 
last minute random milk-an-crack made up shizz is always the best of course! 
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Ass was being kicked by a fat guy named Claus!*
-SC
*[Pronounce it Cl-ow-ss]
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When I saw this, my insides did a little happy dance. This is amazing! It made me smile, laugh, and want more.
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This isawesome you are awesome thank you for drawing this picture ^_^
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Oh...God. This is made of so much win it's almost unbearable.
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o3o i found this kind of odd considering this looks similar to one of the scenes in my Santa Claus story when he's sixteen, only he's fighting the abominable snowman and it's a candy cane sword.
:3 very good work tho~ >: i could never draw it
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xD; i haven't exactly written it out yet
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I hope the elves have elf insurance.
I know. lame pun.
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this. is. AWESOME!!
yea, he probably got that sword from Billy mays
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