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As soon as December 25th hits Santa's and his elves leave to start there massive gift giving to all the good little boys and girls around the world. There's one thing that I don't think anyones knows which I feel should be in the history books though. He's got a evil sister who wants his ass dead! Her name his SINta Claus!.....yeah I know...crazy isn't it...no idea he had a sister! Now Sinta who lives about 20 miles away from Santa's place creates along with her evil ass dwarves a Powerful ass robot every year to wipe out the old fashioned, perpetually jolly, rosey cheeked, somewhat obese Santa but can't ever seem to kill the milk and cookie eating bastard. Mainly because of these four ass kicking elves that he travels with and a special sword that he carries that can literally cut thru pretty much anything. I believe he purchased that shit from some info-mercail one late night while he was up getting his usual nightly snack. Anyways...Sinta will one day do away with the can't pee straight because his bellies in the way Santa. When she doe's I think we'll all feel the difference.HA! I'm crazy inno....!
Tools> 2b pencil, PS7. optical mousekers
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Comments: 400
theCHAMBA In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 04:28:40 +0000 UTC]
6 kinds of sickness!
Hope ya have a Merry one mate (and hope you're feelin better too bruddah)
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BrattyBen [2008-12-25 03:57:43 +0000 UTC]
Right on! That's cool. You ever read the two Dean Koontz children's books about Santa's brother, who tries to help out but messes everthing up? It's a good couple of books.
Love the energy in this piece.
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BrattyBen In reply to CoranKizerStone [2008-12-25 22:20:54 +0000 UTC]
Sure, Merry Christmas The first book is Evil Santa. [link]
And the sequel Robot Santa [link]
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FlameoZutara [2008-12-25 03:55:53 +0000 UTC]
LOL nice pic and story. I'm betting on Santa. XD Merry Christmas!!
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thesmokeking [2008-12-25 03:39:31 +0000 UTC]
BLAHAHAHAHAHALAHA
"can't pee straight because his bellies in the way Santa"
hahaha
.....
*sigh*
ah man that's fuckin funny...this is good man. Pretty active imagination there.
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Twilightdreamer04 [2008-12-25 03:33:38 +0000 UTC]
This just deserves automatic favorite. Santa kickin' ass = Beyond Awesome
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LazaroRuiz [2008-12-25 03:30:17 +0000 UTC]
Wow i can not decide if i am more impressed or jealous.
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LordoftheBling-XXL [2008-12-25 03:22:11 +0000 UTC]
Thank you so much for bastardizing the holidays!
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GZKoneko [2008-12-25 03:07:43 +0000 UTC]
xD!! omg, that's THE best thing I've heard all day. 8D
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titus528 [2008-12-25 03:02:16 +0000 UTC]
amazingly original. i love this. any chance i'll see more santa VS sinta in the future? is she fat too, or is she really hottt? the hot ones are always evil.
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titus528 In reply to CoranKizerStone [2008-12-25 18:08:36 +0000 UTC]
lol, well i look forward to seeing more. merry christmas.
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bpisek [2008-12-25 02:41:41 +0000 UTC]
Wow! I never knew Santa's life was filled with such turmoil. Great illustration also.
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Newway12 In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 02:23:08 +0000 UTC]
Awsome drawing dude, will you be sending me my commision soon?
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Honky-Voodoo In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 02:12:13 +0000 UTC]
...That was amazing!! Awesome pic, awesome backstory. Plain awesome lol.
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DERfrankREICH In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 02:11:18 +0000 UTC]
When Santa Claus dies... the Apocalipsis will come.
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Bloodzilla-Billy In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 02:04:18 +0000 UTC]
Great idea..and well drawn!
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thelearningcurv [2008-12-25 01:47:24 +0000 UTC]
hAhahhAHhAha too funn=] I like this.... can't wait to see the design concepts for Sinta=]
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slyshand [2008-12-25 01:39:51 +0000 UTC]
Thats the kind of scene that screams to be animated, its an awesome pic.
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LawLiEnt [2008-12-25 01:34:51 +0000 UTC]
Dude no one asked so I have to, what does Sinta look like...she hot...huh, huh? Oh yeah I bet she's hot as hell...nice tits and ass o' mania (oooh, sounds like a new series to come...Ass O' Mania...I can see it now! No swagger jackin' either!)
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LawLiEnt In reply to CoranKizerStone [2008-12-27 03:23:02 +0000 UTC]
well that sucks!!! how come the weight problem couldn't be in her ass or her breast??? oh well, I guess I was wishful thinking!
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mathematix [2008-12-25 01:34:21 +0000 UTC]
I don't like Sinta.
She's mean.
And you're mean too Mr. Kizer,
because you say bad words about Santa!!!
I asked Santa for Christmas, can I draw like Kizer
and I picked up a pencil & nothing changed.
I think Sinta killed Santa b4 he could deliver my gift.
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mathematix In reply to CoranKizerStone [2008-12-25 02:12:09 +0000 UTC]
I'll definitely be there!!!
Can't wait to build.
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knightwolf [2008-12-25 01:33:18 +0000 UTC]
sinta's a bitch...lol, had weird al's "christmas at ground zero" stuck in my head while reading this lol
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urban-barbarian In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 01:29:27 +0000 UTC]
wow! How fun is that drawing! Really great, sir!
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hihowareyou2 In reply to ??? [2008-12-25 01:27:31 +0000 UTC]
hahaha that story is rediculusly epic. lol
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shaotemp [2008-12-25 01:26:10 +0000 UTC]
Nice as hell u punk ass and i mean it in a complimentary way.
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