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I built a teleport pod
It's hard to explain, don't prod
I told you in confidence
And now you want a book

Let's teleport a monkey
Oh hell why's it inside out?!
I wasn't expecting this
That was totally gross
Your lunch was holdin'
Organs, bones were showin'
With the camera rollin'
Are you still boning him, Vernie?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
I built a telepod, let's do a monkey
It turned inside out, it was icky,
But here's my breakthrough , I'll go through maybe

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
I built a telepod, let's do a monkey
That other reporter, what's with that Vernie?
But here's my breakthrough, I'll go through maybe
I went through the telepod
Now would you look at my bod?
Would you like to get coffe? Would you pass the sugar?
I beg and borrow and steal
Have first sight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it, but it's in my way

My gene's are holdin',
Weird hair on my back growin'
Hot night, hookers showin'
Stathis all up in my Vernie!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But here's my telepod, so hop in maybe?
I know it's freaky, but don't worry
I've already done it, so hop in maybe?

Hey, I just met him, and this is crazy,
But I am afraid. No, don't be afraid
No, be afraid. Be very afraid.
The hairs weren't human, could be insect maybe

Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal
Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal

It's hard to eat right, Got to vomit
But here's my museum, of Brundle history

Hey, I just learned that, you have a baby
But here's my telepod, let's be a family
And all the other boys, sure look tasty,
But here's my telepod, let's be a family

Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal
Hey! Don't let her out of the pod, that would be bad!
I just got pod spliced
So shoot me maybe

Description
I built a teleport pod
It's hard to explain, don't prod
I told you in confidence
And now you want a book

Let's teleport a monkey
Oh hell why's it inside out?!
I wasn't expecting this
That was totally gross
Your lunch was holdin'
Organs, bones were showin'
With the camera rollin'
Are you still boning him, Vernie?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
I built a telepod, let's do a monkey
It turned inside out, it was icky,
But here's my breakthrough , I'll go through maybe

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
I built a telepod, let's do a monkey
That other reporter, what's with that Vernie?
But here's my breakthrough, I'll go through maybe
I went through the telepod
Now would you look at my bod?
Would you like to get coffe? Would you pass the sugar?
I beg and borrow and steal
Have first sight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it, but it's in my way

My gene's are holdin',
Weird hair on my back growin'
Hot night, hookers showin'
Stathis all up in my Vernie!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy,
But here's my telepod, so hop in maybe?
I know it's freaky, but don't worry
I've already done it, so hop in maybe?

Hey, I just met him, and this is crazy,
But I am afraid. No, don't be afraid
No, be afraid. Be very afraid.
The hairs weren't human, could be insect maybe

Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal
Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal

It's hard to eat right, Got to vomit
But here's my museum, of Brundle history

Hey, I just learned that, you have a baby
But here's my telepod, let's be a family
And all the other boys, sure look tasty,
But here's my telepod, let's be a family

Before you came into my genes I was so normal
I was so normal... Ok, not that normal
Hey! Don't let her out of the pod, that would be bad!
I just got pod spliced
So shoot me maybe