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Published: 2014-02-25 19:59:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 527; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Me, after walking for ages in a freezing wind and then running half a mile through the rain.......so tired....hair drying fuzzy, make up smudged and then I had to figure out how to use someone elses camera lol....
Be nice folks, I was very tired
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That's a sweet way of saying I look awful....but I thank ye fer yer kindness
Tangent.....did you read Raising Steam in the end, can't remember?
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Just agreeing with ya...being polite
Erm,no not yet..still waiting for Zaq to buy it 
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You have learned the art of knowing better than to disagree with a woman well.....did it take Dawn long to get you there?
Ah, I remember now....you're being a cheap skate
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I know which side my bread is buttered 
OI,I resemble that remark
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And you resemble it well matey....with head held up high and upper lip stiff
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If a jobs worth doing,its worth doing well
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Sounds a little Oggish if you ask me....drinking, smoking, chewing on a pickled onion with just one tooth in your mouth (life could be interesting with just one tooth in the mouth methinks.)
"A hedgehog can never be buggered....oh, and a wizards staff has a knob on the end" sings the greatest of great females Nanny Ogg! 
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Could be..could be,there is Wisdow in many strange places
One tooth would just get in the way
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Am I that transparent? Of course, you need to add kicking annoying people out of my way with large boots on my feet (I think I should get red boots, to be truly Ogg) but that's pretty much it
Hmmm, I like your thinking, no teeth is a promising concept, though I think the pickled onions might be out of the window
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Erm..yes
Of course,booting numpties should be a National Sport
It has its attractions certainly,and a picked onion would be like a gobstopper
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I think I could be an Olympic medalist for booting numpties....I really do....*eyes mist over wistfully*
But I think there are issues of the moral kind...according to the Political Correct bunch anyhow....but in mythology Thor was known to kick the odd bod or two....surely that seeing as the Norse are our ancestors, that makes booting okay?
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Olympic level Numpty-Booting,now there is a sport I would follow,nay..partake in
I am sure if you booted them in your huge clod-hoppers,they would be very Thor indeed
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I need a hammer though....a great big one...that comes back to me whenever I throw it....if you see one at a car booty will you pick one up for me? I can feel my ancestral blood stirring at the prospect of some foe slaying....I mean numpty booting
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Surely all you need to do is reach out...It will,Come to you
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It appears to be feeling disobedient.....perhaps its a male hammer?
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Oh,I suspect a Male hammer would leap into your beckoning hand
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That first line cracked me up
Emphasis on the "sometimes" in the second line
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Good,that was the intention
Again,whats in it for us?..we are a very reward-based sex
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Hmmm, I have noticed that....unfortunately woman are even more so...
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I will take your word for that
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A smart, safe and altogether political answer....
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