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So after starting this with only the 2x2 grid over a month ago, I finally managed to finish. And ended up with a 4x4 grid.

I almost made it 5x5.

Almost.

Since I don't have many male characters, I had to ninja the last three males from other people. Taking my sweet time did have some benefits, it gave me the time to come up with some headcanons for the kids as characters, and think of the kinds of parents these characters would make. It's a wall of text so everyone will probably skip it but I needed to write it anyway.

Perrin and Mordechai I think have the prettiest kids.

Parents:

• Perrin and Tracy would make the only legitimately good mothers.
-Tracy also has argyria, which is chemical poisoning with silver, it somewhat affects her kids.
• How much Astraia would care about her kid would be dictated by how much she cares about the father.
• Pheress has some angry ass kids my goodness. I think she would love her children regardless of any circumstance considering they are hers, but I'm not sure how a seven foot tall dragoness with ridiculous anger issues would make as a mother figure.

• Mordechai would be very ginger with and loving towards his kids.
• Jack wouldn't want any sissy children, and probably make sure all of them would be able to win a fist fight at the absolute least.
• Forrester would make a good father from what =CrowbarTK-Hullo has already said about him in her gene meme .
• Armaan...well there's three of him in here because I can.

Perrin is the only one who came out with a batch of good kids, everyone else has at least one bad apple.

Children:

All of Mordechai's kids - minus Philomena - are living statues like him. Also, it is legitimately possible for Jack to actually have all those children and for them to exist in the same universe because he's a slut.

• Julia is a sweetie, she's a marble statue garden decoration that enjoys the company of any wildlife in the area. She's probably be in a fountain.

• Odin has the most potential for canon out of all the kids here. But that would have to be in some AU where Perrin stays at home and ends up marrying Jack. He's an awkward little thing, Perrin and Jack would have a tug of war raising him since they're so different. As a result he'd just be really timid and nervous, never knowing how to please his parents. Doing something one way always has potential to upset at least one parent. But unlike his father, he's an absolute gentleman.

• Diris is a nice guy, too. Fairly calm and quiet. Out of all of Forresters kids, he has the least things wrong with him. He isn't genderless like his father. Not too concerned with his inhuman appearance, either. He has plantigrade legs like his mother so he can fit into those handsome trousers.

• نسرین is Pharoh!Armaan's kid, I don't have much of a headcanon for her other than that there is some potential for canon in the HH universe, though very little. (Also, he name is in Farsi, but Photoshop changed it to Arabic, so it's probably wrong and I apologize for that)

• Horok is an obsidian statue. Unlike his sister, he acts more like a guard dog. He'd jump out at you for no reason, too. And cause a lot of damage, what with the destructive potential of obsidian. He has ungulate legs like his mother.

• Esiir is Pheress' brat kid, and she'd probably hate her fathers guts if she knew who he was. She has plantigrade legs.

• Azari makes me somewhat nervous. My headcanon for her was that she's a soulless mistake, and should probably never have been born. She is unstable and has a split personality problem. If she's not eerily calm to the point of being almost unresponsive, she's destroying everything in sight until she wears herself out. Pheress would want to help her, but Forrester wouldn't waste his time and would probably try to put her down. I can see her not wanting anything to do with either of her parents and escaping their care as soon as possible. She has ungulate legs, as both her parents do. She also isn't genderless like her father.

• Kr'rschol is Final!Armaan's kid. With dragoness Pheress. Her name is difficult to pronounce and she has plantigrade legs.

• Philomena is second for most potential to be canon, because of reasons. Possibly tied with نسرین as far as canon goes, or slightly less likely. Astraia would love her the most. If she was a statue like the rest of Mordy's kids, she's be gold because of reasons. She'd also practice black magic; Astraia and Mordy's universe involves witches and magic and creatures (hence why Mordy is made out of granite to begin with)

• Michel is a pretty boy and a womanizer. He's pretty crass about it and just throws his money around to attract women. He can't be arsed to play up anyone's feelings. But of course his dad drilled it into his brain not to hesitate to ruin his manicure in order to punch someone in the face. Now, while Jack doesn't care how many women his sons sleep with, he wouldn't ever let them be misogynists, because manly men aren't misogynists.

• Xette is also a sweetie, she's very down to earth. Astraia would disown her, so Forrester would have to raise her on his own. Her reproductive organs are useless; she gets that from her father, but she doesn't resent him for it. She has plantigrade legs, and that blade growing out of her hand is not retractable.

• Callahan is very shy and awkward in general; he doesn't like to interact with anyone. He practices alchemy and prefers to lock himself away in his mothers basement with his magic books, which his father (normal Armaan) approves of.

• Zurina is a a high relied silver statue. Silver because of her mothers argyria. She's bit of a slut, or rather she acts like one. She's quite rude and acts sultry, in general just finds amusement in making others feel uncomfortable.

• Pryce is a womanizer as well, but he goes about it a lot better than his brother. He's a real charming ladies man. As well, his father made it so that he'd be able to take down a guy twice his size, but he's a smart ass about it. Unlike Michel who would let his temper guide his punches, Pryce would rather make his adversary fall all over themselves.

• Þórir is kind of just another form of final Forrester, I don't have much for him other than his weird colours and that he has Argyrosis, which is Tracy's illness, but in his eyes. It only affects his vision at night or in low light.

Also, does anyone have any idea how to pronounce his name, because I have none.

• Julian is a giant teddy bear. Normal Armaan's kid, and a total hippie. He's also much larger than both his parents, and loves them to death. He loves everyone forever.

Again, about all of Jack's kids existing at the same time. Pryce is the most social, so he'd probably be real bro like with Michel and Odin, and try to be a good brother to Esiir while failing horribly because of her constant death threats and possibly beating up her brothers on a regular basis. Her much smaller brothers. Michel would be disappointed forever and wonder how he could possibly be related to any of them.

Jack > ~Zerahoc
Forrester > =CrowbarTK-Hullo
Armaan > *someguy0203
Everyone else > Myself.
Original meme

Description
So after starting this with only the 2x2 grid over a month ago, I finally managed to finish. And ended up with a 4x4 grid.

I almost made it 5x5.

Almost.

Since I don't have many male characters, I had to ninja the last three males from other people. Taking my sweet time did have some benefits, it gave me the time to come up with some headcanons for the kids as characters, and think of the kinds of parents these characters would make. It's a wall of text so everyone will probably skip it but I needed to write it anyway.

Perrin and Mordechai I think have the prettiest kids.

Parents:

• Perrin and Tracy would make the only legitimately good mothers.
-Tracy also has argyria, which is chemical poisoning with silver, it somewhat affects her kids.
• How much Astraia would care about her kid would be dictated by how much she cares about the father.
• Pheress has some angry ass kids my goodness. I think she would love her children regardless of any circumstance considering they are hers, but I'm not sure how a seven foot tall dragoness with ridiculous anger issues would make as a mother figure.

• Mordechai would be very ginger with and loving towards his kids.
• Jack wouldn't want any sissy children, and probably make sure all of them would be able to win a fist fight at the absolute least.
• Forrester would make a good father from what =CrowbarTK-Hullo has already said about him in her gene meme .
• Armaan...well there's three of him in here because I can.

Perrin is the only one who came out with a batch of good kids, everyone else has at least one bad apple.

Children:

All of Mordechai's kids - minus Philomena - are living statues like him. Also, it is legitimately possible for Jack to actually have all those children and for them to exist in the same universe because he's a slut.

• Julia is a sweetie, she's a marble statue garden decoration that enjoys the company of any wildlife in the area. She's probably be in a fountain.

• Odin has the most potential for canon out of all the kids here. But that would have to be in some AU where Perrin stays at home and ends up marrying Jack. He's an awkward little thing, Perrin and Jack would have a tug of war raising him since they're so different. As a result he'd just be really timid and nervous, never knowing how to please his parents. Doing something one way always has potential to upset at least one parent. But unlike his father, he's an absolute gentleman.

• Diris is a nice guy, too. Fairly calm and quiet. Out of all of Forresters kids, he has the least things wrong with him. He isn't genderless like his father. Not too concerned with his inhuman appearance, either. He has plantigrade legs like his mother so he can fit into those handsome trousers.

• نسرین is Pharoh!Armaan's kid, I don't have much of a headcanon for her other than that there is some potential for canon in the HH universe, though very little. (Also, he name is in Farsi, but Photoshop changed it to Arabic, so it's probably wrong and I apologize for that)

• Horok is an obsidian statue. Unlike his sister, he acts more like a guard dog. He'd jump out at you for no reason, too. And cause a lot of damage, what with the destructive potential of obsidian. He has ungulate legs like his mother.

• Esiir is Pheress' brat kid, and she'd probably hate her fathers guts if she knew who he was. She has plantigrade legs.

• Azari makes me somewhat nervous. My headcanon for her was that she's a soulless mistake, and should probably never have been born. She is unstable and has a split personality problem. If she's not eerily calm to the point of being almost unresponsive, she's destroying everything in sight until she wears herself out. Pheress would want to help her, but Forrester wouldn't waste his time and would probably try to put her down. I can see her not wanting anything to do with either of her parents and escaping their care as soon as possible. She has ungulate legs, as both her parents do. She also isn't genderless like her father.

• Kr'rschol is Final!Armaan's kid. With dragoness Pheress. Her name is difficult to pronounce and she has plantigrade legs.

• Philomena is second for most potential to be canon, because of reasons. Possibly tied with نسرین as far as canon goes, or slightly less likely. Astraia would love her the most. If she was a statue like the rest of Mordy's kids, she's be gold because of reasons. She'd also practice black magic; Astraia and Mordy's universe involves witches and magic and creatures (hence why Mordy is made out of granite to begin with)

• Michel is a pretty boy and a womanizer. He's pretty crass about it and just throws his money around to attract women. He can't be arsed to play up anyone's feelings. But of course his dad drilled it into his brain not to hesitate to ruin his manicure in order to punch someone in the face. Now, while Jack doesn't care how many women his sons sleep with, he wouldn't ever let them be misogynists, because manly men aren't misogynists.

• Xette is also a sweetie, she's very down to earth. Astraia would disown her, so Forrester would have to raise her on his own. Her reproductive organs are useless; she gets that from her father, but she doesn't resent him for it. She has plantigrade legs, and that blade growing out of her hand is not retractable.

• Callahan is very shy and awkward in general; he doesn't like to interact with anyone. He practices alchemy and prefers to lock himself away in his mothers basement with his magic books, which his father (normal Armaan) approves of.

• Zurina is a a high relied silver statue. Silver because of her mothers argyria. She's bit of a slut, or rather she acts like one. She's quite rude and acts sultry, in general just finds amusement in making others feel uncomfortable.

• Pryce is a womanizer as well, but he goes about it a lot better than his brother. He's a real charming ladies man. As well, his father made it so that he'd be able to take down a guy twice his size, but he's a smart ass about it. Unlike Michel who would let his temper guide his punches, Pryce would rather make his adversary fall all over themselves.

• Þórir is kind of just another form of final Forrester, I don't have much for him other than his weird colours and that he has Argyrosis, which is Tracy's illness, but in his eyes. It only affects his vision at night or in low light.

Also, does anyone have any idea how to pronounce his name, because I have none.

• Julian is a giant teddy bear. Normal Armaan's kid, and a total hippie. He's also much larger than both his parents, and loves them to death. He loves everyone forever.

Again, about all of Jack's kids existing at the same time. Pryce is the most social, so he'd probably be real bro like with Michel and Odin, and try to be a good brother to Esiir while failing horribly because of her constant death threats and possibly beating up her brothers on a regular basis. Her much smaller brothers. Michel would be disappointed forever and wonder how he could possibly be related to any of them.

Jack > ~Zerahoc
Forrester > =CrowbarTK-Hullo
Armaan > *someguy0203
Everyone else > Myself.
Original meme