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CrazyandCalm1218 — Oh Notch... (Ridgephos)
Published: 2013-05-04 00:42:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 5272; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 0
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Description "You are joking right?" Xephos said, looking at Honeydew, Livid, Sips, and Sjin. They suggested that Xephos sneak in Ridgedog's base and steal some secrets. "Why ME of all people?!" He looked at them annoyed.

"You are the one who lived the longest, so you might get lucky!" Livid said, smiling at the spaceman. Sjin and Sip snickered as Honeydew ate Jaffa's.

"Don't WORRY Xephos; we will come in when necessary if Ridge caught you!" Honeydew said happily, looking at his best friend. Xephos sighed, as a cameo suit was trust at him. This was going to be a long, LONG day....

'Oh dear Notch save me...'

"God damn it..." Xephos muttered, as he carefully enter Ridge's land.  The moon shining brightly."I really didn't want to do this...they owe me a lot...."

"Who is they?" Xephos eyes widen and turn around to see Ridge, smirking at him.

'Oh shit...' Xephos thought, looking around to escape, then relies he was too far into Ridge's land. 'Shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit.... I'm so doomed!' He bit his bottom lip as he back up as far he can, laying on the ground, however he backed himself into a tree...

"Do you mean Sjin, Sips, Livid, and Honeydew? Not surprised really," He said dully, "However I am surprise I JUST caught you under my watchful eyes. You are sneaky." He walked up to the trapped Xephos, and bent down to his level, making sure he doesn't escape. "I would NORMALY kill you..." He hesitated, then smirked. "however I might let you live under one condition."  Xephos eyes widen at the proposition.

"W-what would that be, dare I ask?" Xephos stuttered, looking carefully at Ridge. He saw him smirk, then picked Xephos up. "Hey, put me DOWN!"

"Sorry, this is part of the deal luv." He smirked, as he walked inside his base.

'Oh Notch...'

Livid was pacing around the room, for it had been a week since Xephos left on his mission. Did Ridge spear him and put him in a prison? Is Ridge going to slowly kill him, so when he re-spawn he be left broken? He sighed, as Honeydew looked outside the window looking for his best friend. His leg moving up and down quickly. Sjin and Sips where quietly chatting with each other, he could faintly hear their own voices of worry. He sighed, normally Xephos would be working on something new...maybe he should have gone...at least they would have gotten something done.

"Look, it's Xephos!" Honeydew said suddenly. They all ran up, to look out the window to see Honeydew was right. There he was, alive, full of glory, and even better a parchment in his hand. Honeydew ran outside, and quickly tackled Xephos to the ground. "Xephos, we were worried!!" Xephos chuckled as he hugged his friend.

"I'm alright pal, trust me." He smiled, as the rest of the group came up.

"Look, seeing this is a temporary truce just to get SOME type of plan from Ridge, what did you get?" Sips said bluntly, as they all chuckled. Xephos smiled as he showed them a prototype for a bomb. "Excellent, quickly, let's make copy's and let get out of here!"  As the rest of the group chuckled. Soon, one by one, they all headed inside. Soon, only Xephos was left outside, looking at the stars. A shadow befell him as arms went around his waist.

"You know, when you tell them that you are now officially claimed mine, they might be slightly shocked." Ridge said, slightly kissing his neck. Xephos shivered and smiled.

"Hmmm, maybe it will stop this silly war." Xephos smiled, as he lean of Ridge's chest. Unknown to the two, Livid was going to call to Xephos, when he saw the little scene.

'Oh Notch...I am so going to need some beer...'
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Comments: 80

CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to ??? [2014-10-01 20:26:50 +0000 UTC]

How do you guys know about my guilty shipping? I know that's rare so that's why it's my guilty one. .__.

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FireflyElixer In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2014-10-01 21:04:08 +0000 UTC]

Well, I just saw someone in the comments mention it. So... That's how I know. I think it's a wonderful ship, there really sint enough stuff out there for it.

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Ccminecraft [2014-09-10 10:15:11 +0000 UTC]

More? Please? Pleeeeaaaase? Best story ever!

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ChubbehPanda [2014-08-17 01:18:24 +0000 UTC]

One of my fav Ridgphos fictions.. <3  I can't understand why you'd like Ridgna more, Xephos and ridge are just to dam Cute  

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Phoenixgame10 In reply to ChubbehPanda [2014-10-17 19:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh noes, you got even slightly mad at someones otp.
I suggest running.
Fast.

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Deadshot105 [2014-01-06 20:40:55 +0000 UTC]

Please add another part it would be so amazingly wonderful


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Jadelynewho [2013-08-06 05:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Is there a next part to this if there is can u give me the link? I wanna see what happen's next :3

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to Jadelynewho [2013-08-06 15:23:10 +0000 UTC]

......You want me to make a second part? O.o *smiles evily* Wellllllllllllllllllllll I couldddddddddddddddddddd Maybe I shouldn't~. >;3

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Meew3 [2013-05-04 14:18:04 +0000 UTC]

"You are the one who lived the longest, so you might get lucky!" LOL that was great.

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to Meew3 [2013-05-04 14:24:10 +0000 UTC]

XD thanks. :3

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Hieiko [2013-05-04 13:39:42 +0000 UTC]

I caused this?
I blame Ridge himself.. that's all I can say.. okay.. partially my imagination is to blame..
But I couldn't help it when i saw a message on tumblr from him, commissioning an artist to draw himself and Xephos sharing a moment.. My imagination got away from me then...

But I like it a lot Crazy ^^ I just noticed a few typos on a couple of words. o.o
Cameo suit is probaply meaning to be a camo suit (camouflage)
I saw another one but I can't find it now

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to Hieiko [2013-05-04 13:45:48 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm sorry, I will fix it when I get the chance. My head hurts and I just got up. *goes to minecraft =w=*

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Hieiko In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 14:11:19 +0000 UTC]

XD
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rp reply o.o?

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to Hieiko [2013-05-04 14:24:42 +0000 UTC]

SOOOOOOOOOOOON writing another Ridgephos. >3> Oh, fun fact, This is the only ridgephos on dA so writing another one XP

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puuta99 [2013-05-04 09:26:42 +0000 UTC]

this ship is some of the most unusual but it is my favorite ship <3

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to puuta99 [2013-05-04 13:57:56 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but it's nice da?

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coffeeb0y [2013-05-04 04:38:35 +0000 UTC]

... I love it XD

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to coffeeb0y [2013-05-04 13:57:44 +0000 UTC]

I also just learn this is the only Ridgephos on dA. :I *goes into awesomeness alone corner*

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vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:07:32 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhhh

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:22:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...*looks at feet and blushes* Soo...u like?

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:26:18 +0000 UTC]

YEP I CAN FLYY *jumps off table n has face plant sees ghost from japanese scary storys tripping stall* GODDAMNIT JANICE I WAS GONNA FLY GO IN THE CORNER N THINK ABOUT UR LIFE *she looks down n crouchs in corner* i liked it

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. *pats your head, and offer you a cookie*

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:30:43 +0000 UTC]

YAY * takes n splits with janice* there you wont have to have your day job crouched on the floor infront stall!!

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:33:15 +0000 UTC]

*sweet drops* Soooo, who IS Janice?

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:34:30 +0000 UTC]

its this girl go to utube look up trippigg stall i dont know her name so i gave her 1

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:37:54 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Kk.

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:39:55 +0000 UTC]

she trips you when u come out this curtain stall anyone can trip over a dead ghost but it takes real skill 2 trip over a flat surface

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:40:58 +0000 UTC]

....*blushes and gives you a smile* Yeaaa.....

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:42:13 +0000 UTC]

it was wierd she must have LSD but she had her face 2 the floor she just loves floor

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:44:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Must be. Better than hating the floor that is keeping us from falling into empty space. :I

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:47:27 +0000 UTC]

ik those girl had what it took to trip over a ghost but not a flat surface the ghost taught a lesson love the floor embrace the floor

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 01:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes they did!

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 01:58:33 +0000 UTC]

yep "JANICE YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!"

janice"AM I A DISCRASE CUZ KAYAKO IS BETTER?!"

ME "NO?"

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:02:36 +0000 UTC]

Me: o3o

Erik:*walks in* What is going on? (-).-

Me: OMOG...U live!

Erik: ...*Facepalms* Alright then....

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:08:37 +0000 UTC]

i run to eric.

" HI watch out dont go into the girls room by accident or you might trip on janice?!?!!?"

jeff the killer walks in.

jeff"ooohhhh sorry kayla diddnt relise you had company."

he walks backwards and trips on janice.

jeff"JANICE YOU NEED TO MOVEEEE!!!

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:13:04 +0000 UTC]

Erik sweet drops, wondering how did he walked into this. While doing this, Crazy starts to poke Jeff. "Jeff...the Killer...in the flesh...Want a taco?!" She say happily, holding up the taco up to him.

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:17:37 +0000 UTC]

jeff" YES LIL SIS KAYLA LETS ALL GO TO TACCOOOOO BEEELLLL WITH LUUUIII!!"

ME"YAAA!"

throws jeff keys and grabs lui runs out the door.

janice follows.

janice" YYAAAYYY THE GROUND IS SO CLEAN ILL EAT TACCOS OFF IT."

ME" dont!"

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]

"Yea not the best idea." I said, starting to eat my own taco*

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:32:00 +0000 UTC]

JEFF ruffles my hair" YAY YAY SIS TRY THIS ENERGY DRINK YAAAYYY YAAAAYYY."

he runs out the taco bell then runs to the car after killing a pregnant women.

i rush everyone to the car n get jeff in fast and drive down the road even tho im to younge.

me"JEFF WERE SO DEAD ."

i get us home and turn the tv on.

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:36:36 +0000 UTC]

T.V: Today a pregnat woman got run over today...

Me: Welp...were dead.

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:41:34 +0000 UTC]

the cops come

i open the door after hiding jeff.

cops" younge lady do you have your brother jeff here?"

me" NO I DONT PLEASE LEAVE!"

COPS" your lying"

me " NO IFF YOU DONT LEAVE IL IL GET A MONSTER ON YOU AND YOULL BE SORRY THEN!"

COPS" LITTLE GIRL IM SERIOUSE TELL US!"

I SNAP MY FINGERS AND RAKEY RUSHES IN AND ATTACK THE COPS I SLAM THE DOOR SHUT!

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:47:45 +0000 UTC]

Erik: *sighes* I guess it's up to me. *smirks and grab his punjab and walks out to door*

Cops, who are pretty much injured anyway: HEY, YOU ARE...W-WHAT THE...? *cries of pain is heared, soon it's all quiet and Erik comes back in with a smile*

Me:*mutters something about an phantom and the opera. >.>*

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:54:29 +0000 UTC]

me" oh my."

i go out burry the body and come in and say jeff you can come out.

jeff comes" JANICE JANICE YOU OK."

janice" I GOT TO TRIP THE MEN ERIC LET ME!!"

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 02:56:13 +0000 UTC]

Erik: THAT IS ERIK WITH A 'K' *grabs punjab*

Me:*holds Erik back and open the door* Ello Janice. :3

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 02:59:24 +0000 UTC]

ME" DONT HURT JANICE YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST ERIK ILL KNOCK YOU OUT!"

I CHARGE AT HIM JANICE HOLDS ME BACK.

OH N I MADE A POEM COULD YOU CHEAK IT OUT.

janice"kayla dont dont calm down

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 03:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Me: *holding back Erik* Come come now Erik, calllllm down...

Erik:*growls and calms down*

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 03:04:58 +0000 UTC]

i calm down when she lets me go i run at eric. and tap his shoulder.

me "eric calm im only 11 you wouldnt hurt apre teen would you?"

looks at with cute eyes.

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 03:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Erik: yes.

Me: o_olll

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vampirelilkayla In reply to CrazyandCalm1218 [2013-05-04 03:12:20 +0000 UTC]

i quickly say" YOU WOULDNT ILL KNOCK YOU OUT MAMA SAYS KNOCK YOU OUT IT WAS 1 MISTAKE ERIC!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAAHMWAHAHA"

janice covers my mouth and says shhhh.

i giggle and look at erik then skip to jeff and say wee.

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CrazyandCalm1218 In reply to vampirelilkayla [2013-05-04 03:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Erik:*twiches, then ropes his punjab around your neck and slowly chocks you*

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