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-Scowl was in a room in a GMod Map.-

Scowl: *sighs* What a peaceful night. Here, by myself, listening to classical music on my brand new radio. So calm, relaxing, and beautiful-

-That is when he heard a scream from Grimlock as the green mech suddenly burst into the house with car, killing Scowl. They both laughed.-

Grimlock: *honks* Scowl, are you okay? *walks around* Scowl, where you at?

-Later, -Scowl and Grimlock were now in front of a house in the middle of nowhere.-

Scowl: *to Grimlock* So I heard you build this house with your bare hands.
Grimlock: Yeah, it took me 5 eons to build this house. Hand-painted it. It's beautiful.
Scowl: I can see these high quality materials. It's a nice open concept if you know what I mean. *says as he looks at an open hole at the corner*

-They both walked towards at the hole at the corner.-

Grimlock: Yeah, yeah, it build for like burglars...and stuff.

-Scowl slowly widens his optics as he looks at Grimlock.-

Scowl: *laughs a bit* W-what??
Grimlock: They see it, they see it and they're gonna be like, "Nah, I'm not going in there. It's too easy."
Scowl: Yeah, yeah, the reverse psychology.

-They both walk to the backyard.-

Scowl: I like the backyard. There’s really not much to it yet.
Grimlock: Yes! It's beautiful backyard!

-He then sees something behind Scowl.-

Grimlock: Um, Scowl, Scowl. Uh, I don't want you to panic, okay?
Scowl: What? Okay, I’m not panicking.
Grimlock: Don't fragging panic!
Scowl: I’m not panicking, Primus! Why?

-Grimlock stayed silent a bit before spoke up.-

Grimlock: Turn around...

-Scowl looks behind to see a tornado which both of their optics widen.-

Scowl: Oh god oh god, get inside get inside get inside!!

-They both panicking and went inside. Scowl, on the other hand, break inside the house through the window.-

Grimlock: *laughs* Did you fragging break my window?
Scowl: I’m sorry, I panicked!

-Scowl tries to run upstairs but stops as Grimlock screams and runs downstairs.-

Scowl: Oh slag, go go go GO!!

-They both continued to panicking.-

Grimlock: What's going on?! We're gonna die!
Scowl: We’re not gonna die, we’re not gonna die Grimlock, we’re not gonna die!

-After the tornado has passed, Grimlock decided to went upstairs.-

Grimlock: I'm going upstairs to check- *screams* My fragging house! No! What happened to my house?

-Scowl runs upstairs to see the house was slightly wrecked.-

Scowl: Is your house okay?
Grimlock: No. It's not okay. *laughs a bit*
Scowl: It’s not that bad, man, we could, we could easily repair this.

-Scowl was now outside with a rocket launcher as Grimlock was still inside.-

Grimlock: Everything's gone. No! Frag this house. I'm done from Scratch.

-He said as Scowl launched a rocket launcher towards the wall. Later, Scowl was now inside an outhouse (no, seriously, they do go to outhouse according to the RID shorts "Fixit Jam).-

Scowl: Alright, before we build your house, I have to take a poop, be patient-
Grimlock: There's no time to take a shit. I gotta use the bathroom.
Scowl: Shut up, shut up!
Grimlock: There's a-there's a tornado coming!
Scowl: Oh-OH GOD-

-He shouted as he was picked up and tossed into the air by the tornado as they both started to laugh.-

Grimlock: Oh scrap!
Scowl: I’m still sitting on the toilet! I’m taking a shit still! I’m dedicated to this poop man, I really gotta go!

-He said as he landed in the water-

Scowl: I’m constipated and I’m scared!

-Later, they both were laying on the bed in the middle of nowhere. Scowl's character's head seems to be no-clip through the headboard as Grimlock giggles a bit.-

Scowl: Ummm, I know, I know you’re the one that went to Ikea to buy this piece but, you know you could have taken consideration the size of my FRAGGING HELM, PRIMUS!

-They both then heard a noise.-

Grimlock: What's that sound? What the frag is that sound, Scowl?!
Scowl: I don’t know, just try to go to sleep, okay? I got a big day at work tomorrow! I’m gonna be smashing a lot of items- HOLY SLAG!!

They saw the tornado coming right towards them as they began to panic again.-

Grimlock: We're gonna die!
Scowl: Stay calm, just stay calm, just stay the frag calm-no we’re not, no, we’re not! Just close your optics and everything is going to be fine! Everything, is going to be fine..

-Everything went black for a second until the screen popped up again and Scowl was seen on the sky after being hit by a tornado as Grimlock giggles.-

Scowl: This is just a bad dream, this is just a bad dream.

-Soon, they were now at the store as Grimlock walks into the store as Scowl was behind the counter.-

Scowl: Welcome to Scowl’s Army Surplus.

-Grimlock was walking around, looking at the weapons.-

Grimlock: Primus, I love the selection!
Scowl: We have a large selection of weapons, explosives-
Grimlock: Oh, that's fragging- *sees several bombs at the corner* Oh my god, you got the brand new-

-As he picked up the bomb, it began to blow up the whole building and then them as they both laughed-

Grimlock: What the frag?!
Scowl: Oh my god, you got the brand new Ka-Paow!

-Grimlock was now picking up an item to which was noticed by Scowl.-

Scowl: Alright sir, I see you, uh, made a wise selection there, considering there is nothing left so uh please bring it up to the cash here.

-Grimlock pick up the explosive can using a Gravity Gun as he walked up towards the counter.-

Grimlock: And there we go!

-as he set down the item, it exploded and killed him as he laughed.-

Scowl: Thank you for shopping at Scowl’s Army Surplus, please come again.

-Beep!-

Scowl: We just received a large shipment of shotguns.
Grimlock: Oh, shotgun! *picks one up* Oh, I want this one. I want this one. *set down the weapon on the counter*
Scowl: Do you want uh, do you need some shells with that?
Grimlock: Uh, yes!

-Scowl then proceed to shoot him with a gun as he laughed. Later, the two were now at a new house as they look around.-

Scowl: Alright man, well, we’ve been through a lot. I think there is an old saying where tornadoes never strike twice in the same area or something like that. I think it’s tornadoes, right?
Grimlock: Yeah, it's a tornado. Tornado destroyed my house! To downgrade! It's bad!
Scowl: It’s pretty nice, man. It's like nice and cozy.
Grimlock: At least you know where everything is.
Scowl: Exactly, it’s like, why would you wanna walk all the way downstairs to get a high-grade, you know? You can take a bath at the same time while you’re eating breakfast.
Grimlock: *picks up a giant bin and placed it in front of the sink* I love to poo in this and wash my hands at the same time.
Scowl: Okay, well excluding that, it's great! *now outside* So did you build this with your bare hands?
Grimlock: Yes, I build this. It took me 3 weeks after last time, yeah, I learned how to build a house and uh- *pauses* Look behind you! Not fragging again!

-They look to see a tornado again as they begin to panic and get inside.-

Scowl: Oh god oh god, get in the house, get in the house, get in the house, get in the house!

-They went inside the house to take cover.-

Grimlock: *crouch* Get down! Get down! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Scowl: No, we’re fine! No, we’re fine!!

-The tornado has torn down their house as they all take cover.-

Grimlock: I'm gonna die! *suddenly get hit by a debris and dies*

-They both started to laugh a bit.-

Scowl: Grimlock, wake up man, wake up.

-After the tornado has passed...-

Grimlock: At least I can still sleep in my bed.

-He said as Scowl flung the bed away with his Gravity Gun.-

Grimlock: Hey!

-Much, much later, they both were staking some explosive cans.-

Grimlock: Put a chair on top of this thing. Be very delicate.
Scowl: Like, facing this way, like this?

-He said as he is holding the chair and facing a certain way.-

Grimlock: Mhm, yeah.

-The cans then exploded, killing Grimlock in the process.-

-The two laughed as Grimlock’s body was launched far.-

Scowl: I see what you mean by being very delicate.

-Later, Scowl was sitting on the cans.-

Grimlock: Alright, alright. Frag it. You ready? Three...
Scowl: Uh, no, no. I’m not ready..
Grimlock: You're not? Okay.

-As he picked up the can, it exploded and launched his body far away as they both laughed.-

Scowl: Okay, I’m ready, I’m ready now Grim!

-Later, Grimlock was now in a new house while Scowl was outside.-

Grimlock: Alright, Scowl. I'm cooking!

-That is when the lights suddenly turn off.-

Grimlock: What the frag?
Scowl: The lights went out in your house, what happened man, are you alright?
Grimlock: I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
Scowl: What are you cooking? I smell that.
Grimlock: It's some-I'm making a pizza, Scowl!
Scowl:Why does it smell like gasoline?

-There was a brief pause for a second.-

Grimlock: OH PRIMUS, IT'S BURNING! IT'S BURNING!

-The house then exploded as Scowl laughed.-

Scowl: Oh no,oh no Grimlock, no.*looks around the burning building* The pizza’s burnt. No! Not the pizza.

-Now Scowl was looking at a construction site.-

Scowl: Man, I’m loving this new house, it looks fragging safe, it’s very stable.
Grimlock: Perfect for the tornado!

-They then saw the tornado coming right towards them.-

Grimlock: Frag not again!
Scowl: Oh get-get on the-Get on the elevator!!

-He shouted as he runs to the elevator.-

Grimlock: Push the buttons! Push the buttons!

-They both tried to push the button at the same time.-

Scowl: God Dammit, stop pushing!

-The elevator soon goes up but pretty slowly.-

Scowl: Okay, there we go! Come on, hurry, oh god oh god!
Grimlock: It's getting closer! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Scowl: No, no,we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it! Look at me, look at me, look at me, Grimlock! Grimlock look at me, Grimlock look at me, look at me, okay? We’re going to make it, just look into my optics and believe it.

-They then look and saw the building was on fire.-

Grimlock: What the frag happen?!
Scowl: WHY IS YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE?! We’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it!
Grimlock: We're gonna die! Look at it!

-Later, the building collapsed.-

Grimlock: I'm in a fragging tornado!!
Scowl: Grimlock, Grimlock! Don’t give up, DON’T GIVE UP!!

-Scowl went up to find Grimlock until he spotted him.-

Grimlock: Oh, there you are!

Scowl: Grimlock, Grimlock, where are you? I can’t see you.
Grimlock: Landed. *sees that Scowl is coming down* Oh, I see you. I see you!
Scowl: Grimlock, catch me, catch me, catch me, CATCH ME-

-His body hits the ground, causing the both to laugh.-

Grimlock: I wasn't there to catch you! I'm sorry!
Scowl: *looks at the wreaked structure* I found your house!

-The house was basically rocking back and forth.-

Grimlock: My house is everywhere right now. *chuckles*
Scowl: It has a raging boner right now..! *laughs*
Grimlock: That's the elevator!

-Later, -Scowl was now in front of a gravestone as sad music plays.-

Scowl: Rest in peace, Grimlock, you will be missed..
Grimlock: What? Not me. *walks to the tombstone* Where did say that at?
Scowl: Here lies, Grimlock. If it wasn't for that mech with the shotgun.

-He shot him and the tombstone a couple of feet away.-

-The End!-

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-Scowl was in a room in a GMod Map.-

Scowl: *sighs* What a peaceful night. Here, by myself, listening to classical music on my brand new radio. So calm, relaxing, and beautiful-

-That is when he heard a scream from Grimlock as the green mech suddenly burst into the house with car, killing Scowl. They both laughed.-

Grimlock: *honks* Scowl, are you okay? *walks around* Scowl, where you at?

-Later, -Scowl and Grimlock were now in front of a house in the middle of nowhere.-

Scowl: *to Grimlock* So I heard you build this house with your bare hands.
Grimlock: Yeah, it took me 5 eons to build this house. Hand-painted it. It's beautiful.
Scowl: I can see these high quality materials. It's a nice open concept if you know what I mean. *says as he looks at an open hole at the corner*

-They both walked towards at the hole at the corner.-

Grimlock: Yeah, yeah, it build for like burglars...and stuff.

-Scowl slowly widens his optics as he looks at Grimlock.-

Scowl: *laughs a bit* W-what??
Grimlock: They see it, they see it and they're gonna be like, "Nah, I'm not going in there. It's too easy."
Scowl: Yeah, yeah, the reverse psychology.

-They both walk to the backyard.-

Scowl: I like the backyard. There’s really not much to it yet.
Grimlock: Yes! It's beautiful backyard!

-He then sees something behind Scowl.-

Grimlock: Um, Scowl, Scowl. Uh, I don't want you to panic, okay?
Scowl: What? Okay, I’m not panicking.
Grimlock: Don't fragging panic!
Scowl: I’m not panicking, Primus! Why?

-Grimlock stayed silent a bit before spoke up.-

Grimlock: Turn around...

-Scowl looks behind to see a tornado which both of their optics widen.-

Scowl: Oh god oh god, get inside get inside get inside!!

-They both panicking and went inside. Scowl, on the other hand, break inside the house through the window.-

Grimlock: *laughs* Did you fragging break my window?
Scowl: I’m sorry, I panicked!

-Scowl tries to run upstairs but stops as Grimlock screams and runs downstairs.-

Scowl: Oh slag, go go go GO!!

-They both continued to panicking.-

Grimlock: What's going on?! We're gonna die!
Scowl: We’re not gonna die, we’re not gonna die Grimlock, we’re not gonna die!

-After the tornado has passed, Grimlock decided to went upstairs.-

Grimlock: I'm going upstairs to check- *screams* My fragging house! No! What happened to my house?

-Scowl runs upstairs to see the house was slightly wrecked.-

Scowl: Is your house okay?
Grimlock: No. It's not okay. *laughs a bit*
Scowl: It’s not that bad, man, we could, we could easily repair this.

-Scowl was now outside with a rocket launcher as Grimlock was still inside.-

Grimlock: Everything's gone. No! Frag this house. I'm done from Scratch.

-He said as Scowl launched a rocket launcher towards the wall. Later, Scowl was now inside an outhouse (no, seriously, they do go to outhouse according to the RID shorts "Fixit Jam).-

Scowl: Alright, before we build your house, I have to take a poop, be patient-
Grimlock: There's no time to take a shit. I gotta use the bathroom.
Scowl: Shut up, shut up!
Grimlock: There's a-there's a tornado coming!
Scowl: Oh-OH GOD-

-He shouted as he was picked up and tossed into the air by the tornado as they both started to laugh.-

Grimlock: Oh scrap!
Scowl: I’m still sitting on the toilet! I’m taking a shit still! I’m dedicated to this poop man, I really gotta go!

-He said as he landed in the water-

Scowl: I’m constipated and I’m scared!

-Later, they both were laying on the bed in the middle of nowhere. Scowl's character's head seems to be no-clip through the headboard as Grimlock giggles a bit.-

Scowl: Ummm, I know, I know you’re the one that went to Ikea to buy this piece but, you know you could have taken consideration the size of my FRAGGING HELM, PRIMUS!

-They both then heard a noise.-

Grimlock: What's that sound? What the frag is that sound, Scowl?!
Scowl: I don’t know, just try to go to sleep, okay? I got a big day at work tomorrow! I’m gonna be smashing a lot of items- HOLY SLAG!!

They saw the tornado coming right towards them as they began to panic again.-

Grimlock: We're gonna die!
Scowl: Stay calm, just stay calm, just stay the frag calm-no we’re not, no, we’re not! Just close your optics and everything is going to be fine! Everything, is going to be fine..

-Everything went black for a second until the screen popped up again and Scowl was seen on the sky after being hit by a tornado as Grimlock giggles.-

Scowl: This is just a bad dream, this is just a bad dream.

-Soon, they were now at the store as Grimlock walks into the store as Scowl was behind the counter.-

Scowl: Welcome to Scowl’s Army Surplus.

-Grimlock was walking around, looking at the weapons.-

Grimlock: Primus, I love the selection!
Scowl: We have a large selection of weapons, explosives-
Grimlock: Oh, that's fragging- *sees several bombs at the corner* Oh my god, you got the brand new-

-As he picked up the bomb, it began to blow up the whole building and then them as they both laughed-

Grimlock: What the frag?!
Scowl: Oh my god, you got the brand new Ka-Paow!

-Grimlock was now picking up an item to which was noticed by Scowl.-

Scowl: Alright sir, I see you, uh, made a wise selection there, considering there is nothing left so uh please bring it up to the cash here.

-Grimlock pick up the explosive can using a Gravity Gun as he walked up towards the counter.-

Grimlock: And there we go!

-as he set down the item, it exploded and killed him as he laughed.-

Scowl: Thank you for shopping at Scowl’s Army Surplus, please come again.

-Beep!-

Scowl: We just received a large shipment of shotguns.
Grimlock: Oh, shotgun! *picks one up* Oh, I want this one. I want this one. *set down the weapon on the counter*
Scowl: Do you want uh, do you need some shells with that?
Grimlock: Uh, yes!

-Scowl then proceed to shoot him with a gun as he laughed. Later, the two were now at a new house as they look around.-

Scowl: Alright man, well, we’ve been through a lot. I think there is an old saying where tornadoes never strike twice in the same area or something like that. I think it’s tornadoes, right?
Grimlock: Yeah, it's a tornado. Tornado destroyed my house! To downgrade! It's bad!
Scowl: It’s pretty nice, man. It's like nice and cozy.
Grimlock: At least you know where everything is.
Scowl: Exactly, it’s like, why would you wanna walk all the way downstairs to get a high-grade, you know? You can take a bath at the same time while you’re eating breakfast.
Grimlock: *picks up a giant bin and placed it in front of the sink* I love to poo in this and wash my hands at the same time.
Scowl: Okay, well excluding that, it's great! *now outside* So did you build this with your bare hands?
Grimlock: Yes, I build this. It took me 3 weeks after last time, yeah, I learned how to build a house and uh- *pauses* Look behind you! Not fragging again!

-They look to see a tornado again as they begin to panic and get inside.-

Scowl: Oh god oh god, get in the house, get in the house, get in the house, get in the house!

-They went inside the house to take cover.-

Grimlock: *crouch* Get down! Get down! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Scowl: No, we’re fine! No, we’re fine!!

-The tornado has torn down their house as they all take cover.-

Grimlock: I'm gonna die! *suddenly get hit by a debris and dies*

-They both started to laugh a bit.-

Scowl: Grimlock, wake up man, wake up.

-After the tornado has passed...-

Grimlock: At least I can still sleep in my bed.

-He said as Scowl flung the bed away with his Gravity Gun.-

Grimlock: Hey!

-Much, much later, they both were staking some explosive cans.-

Grimlock: Put a chair on top of this thing. Be very delicate.
Scowl: Like, facing this way, like this?

-He said as he is holding the chair and facing a certain way.-

Grimlock: Mhm, yeah.

-The cans then exploded, killing Grimlock in the process.-

-The two laughed as Grimlock’s body was launched far.-

Scowl: I see what you mean by being very delicate.

-Later, Scowl was sitting on the cans.-

Grimlock: Alright, alright. Frag it. You ready? Three...
Scowl: Uh, no, no. I’m not ready..
Grimlock: You're not? Okay.

-As he picked up the can, it exploded and launched his body far away as they both laughed.-

Scowl: Okay, I’m ready, I’m ready now Grim!

-Later, Grimlock was now in a new house while Scowl was outside.-

Grimlock: Alright, Scowl. I'm cooking!

-That is when the lights suddenly turn off.-

Grimlock: What the frag?
Scowl: The lights went out in your house, what happened man, are you alright?
Grimlock: I'm cooking! I'm cooking!
Scowl: What are you cooking? I smell that.
Grimlock: It's some-I'm making a pizza, Scowl!
Scowl:Why does it smell like gasoline?

-There was a brief pause for a second.-

Grimlock: OH PRIMUS, IT'S BURNING! IT'S BURNING!

-The house then exploded as Scowl laughed.-

Scowl: Oh no,oh no Grimlock, no.*looks around the burning building* The pizza’s burnt. No! Not the pizza.

-Now Scowl was looking at a construction site.-

Scowl: Man, I’m loving this new house, it looks fragging safe, it’s very stable.
Grimlock: Perfect for the tornado!

-They then saw the tornado coming right towards them.-

Grimlock: Frag not again!
Scowl: Oh get-get on the-Get on the elevator!!

-He shouted as he runs to the elevator.-

Grimlock: Push the buttons! Push the buttons!

-They both tried to push the button at the same time.-

Scowl: God Dammit, stop pushing!

-The elevator soon goes up but pretty slowly.-

Scowl: Okay, there we go! Come on, hurry, oh god oh god!
Grimlock: It's getting closer! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Scowl: No, no,we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it! Look at me, look at me, look at me, Grimlock! Grimlock look at me, Grimlock look at me, look at me, okay? We’re going to make it, just look into my optics and believe it.

-They then look and saw the building was on fire.-

Grimlock: What the frag happen?!
Scowl: WHY IS YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE?! We’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it, we’re gonna make it!
Grimlock: We're gonna die! Look at it!

-Later, the building collapsed.-

Grimlock: I'm in a fragging tornado!!
Scowl: Grimlock, Grimlock! Don’t give up, DON’T GIVE UP!!

-Scowl went up to find Grimlock until he spotted him.-

Grimlock: Oh, there you are!

Scowl: Grimlock, Grimlock, where are you? I can’t see you.
Grimlock: Landed. *sees that Scowl is coming down* Oh, I see you. I see you!
Scowl: Grimlock, catch me, catch me, catch me, CATCH ME-

-His body hits the ground, causing the both to laugh.-

Grimlock: I wasn't there to catch you! I'm sorry!
Scowl: *looks at the wreaked structure* I found your house!

-The house was basically rocking back and forth.-

Grimlock: My house is everywhere right now. *chuckles*
Scowl: It has a raging boner right now..! *laughs*
Grimlock: That's the elevator!

-Later, -Scowl was now in front of a gravestone as sad music plays.-

Scowl: Rest in peace, Grimlock, you will be missed..
Grimlock: What? Not me. *walks to the tombstone* Where did say that at?
Scowl: Here lies, Grimlock. If it wasn't for that mech with the shotgun.

-He shot him and the tombstone a couple of feet away.-

-The End!-