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Free Request(from a Discord challenge in my server) for IceandFireGuyMessage from Sandy X-dition:
"Boy howdy! Yesterday was one interestin' day for sure! Ah had been called up by one of my close pardners to help him with his boat problems! So, ah got there quicker than a grease pig on roller skates to see what the problem was. Door was unhinged, engine had a combustion problem, and he had his front right tire so blown up, it was practically five times bigger than me!Ah fixed up the first two, but when ah moved onto that tire, the little critter tripped me up, my helmet flew off, and my lips went right on that valve! Soon enough, ah felt bigger than a Texan after a BBQ rib eating contest and filled with so much air, ah may have rivaled the Hindenburg! Ah did help him out, however... he taped my mouth up, put my helmet back on, used me like some kind of blimp to get across town and post the picture after! Ah'll never be able to let such things like "squirrels from Texas are bloated," "Sandy 'Puffed-up' Cheeks," and "a real air-breather" go for weeks! Ah'm still trying to get this air out of my body under my dome, you don't wanna know how ah got back in either..."
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