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Johnny Knives is a well known criminal. Not only did a majority of his crimes involve murder, or that he hides all of their bodies in a secret location, but it's all difficult to even get a hold of him. Fortunately for one Lucas Goodman, he actually managed to catch him with the help of 3 other officers. They may have Johnny in custody, but they don't have enough evidence to put Him behind bars for good. Goodman decided to interrogate Johnny for information on the hidden corpses.

Johnny: I'm not telling you where I hide them, so you may as well not ask about it.

Officer Goodman: Oh come on. Can I make a deal with you? Anything at all?

Knives gave him a head shake. Lucas then went outside of the interrogation room to converse with his partner.

Officer Goodman: How could we get the info out of him without brutally torturing him?

Officer Waterson: Hmm… I may know a way, but... it's pretty weird.

Officer Goodman: Really? What is it?

Sarah leaned in and whispered something to him.

Officer Goodman: Oh…..

Officer Waterson: Yeah….. so do you still want to try it?

Officer Goodman: You know what, I have no other options, so yeah.

The duo then left the building. They drove to their local park to find Margaret Sleeping on a Park bench. Lucas poked at Margaret to wake her up.

Margaret: Huh!? What do you want?

Officer Waterson: We need your help.

Officer Goodman: We're interrogating someone that isn't giving us answers.

Margaret: And how do you expect me to help you?

Officer Waterson: Judging by your history of Knocking out dozens with your farts, you know exactly how.

Margaret: You have a point there. What's in it for me though?

Officer Goodman: Not only will you get a hundred dollars, but you'll also get a free meal.

Margaret: Alright then, I'm in.

After taking a trip to a Subway, They all went back to the interrogation room. Before Lucas went back in with Margaret, Sarah handed him a gas mask.

Johnny: And who's this beauty that you've brought me?

Margaret just rolled her eyes.

Officer Goodman: She's here in case you still don't want to confess.

Johnny: What's she gonna do about it.

After putting on the gas mask, Lucas gave Margaret a nod. Margaret raised her leg.

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Once it hit him, Johnny coughed and gagged immensely.

Johnny: What the hell!? Why did that smell so awful!?

Margaret: Oh please, you haven't seen anything yet.

Margaret said as she got closer to the criminal. She then turned around, aiming her rear at him.

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Knives fell out of his chair, struggling to breath.

Johnny: Oh God… so… awful…

Lucas walked and crouched down in front of him.

Officer Goodman: Ready to talk?

Johnny: They're in a forest not too far from here! Please, just call her off!

Margaret: That's a shame, I was hoping you'd last longer.

Johnny: Shut up, you psychopath!

Margaret: I'm sorry, who's the bad guy here again?

Without even giving him a chance to answer, Margaret sat on his face.

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And With that barrage, Knives was knocked out.

Margaret: That's what you get for calling me a psychopath! Is there possibly a chance I could do something like this more often? This was fun.

Officer Goodman: Actually, I may be able to give you more than a chance to this again.