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Published: 2012-01-07 05:21:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 2896; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 16
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Description Why has 'Eat' been blocked you say? Well, I think we all remember what happened last time someone clicked 'Eat'...

It wasn't pleasant.
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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ??? [2012-03-03 02:52:10 +0000 UTC]

Not literally.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-03 17:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh right. I was scared that the jellybaby was gonna like conrol me now or something. Hehe...

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-04 01:56:18 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. Evil jellybabies.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-04 09:31:49 +0000 UTC]

..Wait, so they do? -frantically trying to spit it out-

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-04 10:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Umm... Nothing. You just wasted your jellybaby.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-04 17:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh.. -looks at the gelatin debris on the floor- Oops. Sorry.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-04 19:06:36 +0000 UTC]

Here, have another. *offers jellybabies and an evil laugh comes out of the packet*

YOU HEARD NOTHING.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-05 17:59:23 +0000 UTC]

-a really nervous laugh- Hehehehe..Hah..haha... >_>"
Um, I'm not hungry. Thank you.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-06 23:19:44 +0000 UTC]

EAT THE... *coughs* Okay then. *shoves back into pocket*

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-07 17:42:45 +0000 UTC]

...Fine.. Want a mini Flump? -offers the packet-

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-08 06:59:12 +0000 UTC]

A mini Flump?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-08 17:32:15 +0000 UTC]

You don't know what a FLUMP is?!!

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-08 18:47:16 +0000 UTC]

No... Don't hit me!

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-09 19:19:07 +0000 UTC]

¬_¬... Depends if you annoy me.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-10 02:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Do I annoy you?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-10 09:35:13 +0000 UTC]

No, not at all I like you ^^

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-10 11:48:51 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! You're pretty cool too.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-10 13:02:49 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Thanks :3 At least we know we won't be killing eachother anytime soon then.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-11 07:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Well don't be too sure.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-11 16:41:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure I'm not too sure.
...
...
...
Confused yet?

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-12 09:28:54 +0000 UTC]

Sadly no. I understood that perfectly.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-12 17:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Well then. GUTIPORWGV3KIORTFG HI RTYGHVTIVHGIFORTWHGBR
Did you understand that?

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-12 22:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but I'm not sure I agree with you on the mushrooms.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-13 20:19:20 +0000 UTC]

Why, do you like mushrooms?

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-14 07:10:50 +0000 UTC]

As long as they're not poisonous or magical. XD

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-14 17:09:08 +0000 UTC]

Ah. I like magical mushrooms. Well, actually they tend to be poisonous too.. So I guess I don't. I hate all mushrooms now. It is official.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-15 08:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Mushrooms are awesome! Don't hate the mushroom.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-15 17:46:57 +0000 UTC]

I DON'T HATE THE MUSHROOM.
I DISS THE MUSHROOM.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-16 08:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Don't diss the mushroom! What did the mushroom ever do to you?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-16 18:33:40 +0000 UTC]

..I don't want to talk about it.
-BAD MEMORIES-

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-17 00:35:14 +0000 UTC]

Okay then...

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-17 09:33:15 +0000 UTC]

Hmph. NOW how about we talk avout cabbages?

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-18 11:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Okay... The cabbages are after me!!!

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-18 17:34:41 +0000 UTC]

MWAHAHAHA.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-19 05:18:44 +0000 UTC]

Are you a cabbage?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-19 19:45:32 +0000 UTC]

No. Well at least I hope not. Or else I turned into a cannibal three days ago.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-19 20:24:17 +0000 UTC]

OMG IT'S A CANNIBAL CABBAGE!

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-19 20:33:45 +0000 UTC]

I NEVER SAID I WAS A CABBAGE. >_>
Pfft-

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-20 05:32:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh... Okay then. Phew!

Actually, why was I running? If the cabbage was a cannibal then it would only eat other cabbages. Does that mean... I'm a cabbage?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-20 08:07:23 +0000 UTC]

Maybe so, my friend.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-20 10:38:15 +0000 UTC]

I don't want to be a cabbage! I want to be a human... Or a timelord.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-20 18:54:45 +0000 UTC]

I want to be a high functioning human. Not a sociopath, as cool as Sherlock makes it look.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-20 19:35:44 +0000 UTC]

What's wrong with timelord?

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-20 20:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Nothing! Timelord is awesome! Especially tenny.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-21 05:59:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, he's cool. So's Smithy.

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-21 19:24:44 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. I love James Corden in general actually. (That's who we're talking about, right?)

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-28 14:11:34 +0000 UTC]

Umm... No...

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-28 16:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Alright then.
Imploding Pineapple.

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DeductiveAndroid In reply to ViciAngel [2012-03-29 06:58:18 +0000 UTC]


NOT THE PINEAPPLE!!!

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ViciAngel In reply to DeductiveAndroid [2012-03-29 16:06:49 +0000 UTC]

MWHAHAHAHA. DETONATING PINEAPPLE IN 3....
2.....
1........

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