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Published: 2017-01-07 23:06:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 1907; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description Don't laugh. This is a very real crisis facing our nation today. With scores of new pathogens arriving on the horizon and all of the 100% perfectly well founded accusations against vaccination, many parents must face the question: Is my child safe from memes? Unfortunately for many, the answer is no. The unwillingness of many parents to take action against the strains of both dank and spicy memes has led to immense proliferation, especially in urban areas. The CDC has tried in vain to stop this epidemic, from identifying every strain (knowyourmeme.com) to assassinating Harambe to claiming that the Illuminati is not, in fact, real. As of now, no progress has been made, and the tension between pro and con is only increasing. The Potato Monsters also don't help.
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Comments: 19

LopsidedFrosty345 [2017-12-09 02:24:46 +0000 UTC]

By the way nice work.

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detectOplasm In reply to LopsidedFrosty345 [2017-12-09 02:25:48 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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LopsidedFrosty345 [2017-12-09 02:24:05 +0000 UTC]

I don't want to get the viruses so I get the vaccinations.

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detectOplasm In reply to LopsidedFrosty345 [2017-12-09 02:25:56 +0000 UTC]

same tbh :l

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MMCHA [2017-01-07 23:59:30 +0000 UTC]

You muricans and your "vaccine-free" enviroment

I have to get vaccines every five years

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2017-01-08 00:56:00 +0000 UTC]

I have to get them every year, but most of the time it's for a disease I created so...

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-08 01:02:50 +0000 UTC]

When will you learn ›:/

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detectOplasm In reply to MMCHA [2017-01-08 01:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably the year 20XX

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MMCHA In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-08 01:29:51 +0000 UTC]

oh ok

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Gh0stParade [2017-01-07 23:42:00 +0000 UTC]

It's sickening what these vaccines do to our future generations. Thank you for showing us what is truly wrong with the world. 

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detectOplasm In reply to Gh0stParade [2017-01-07 23:58:50 +0000 UTC]

I appreciate you're gratitude. As a concerned citizen I do what I can to spread the word
and educate as many as possible.

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Gh0stParade In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-07 23:59:36 +0000 UTC]

I agree. As citizens of the world its up to us to edjamacate our fellow citizens in the evil of vaccinations

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rkane31174 [2017-01-07 23:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Kids on vaccines. They're what's for dinner.

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detectOplasm In reply to rkane31174 [2017-01-07 23:25:52 +0000 UTC]

sta.sh/0g55y9fz9hb

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rkane31174 In reply to detectOplasm [2017-01-07 23:39:22 +0000 UTC]

A reaction to the vaccine! Damn it!

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Exanth [2017-01-07 23:08:42 +0000 UTC]

this is what cyriak eats for dinner

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detectOplasm In reply to Exanth [2017-01-07 23:25:31 +0000 UTC]

sta.sh/025u4k8ysora

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MedliRosa [2017-01-07 23:08:00 +0000 UTC]

"is my child safe from memes?" is my new favourite sentence.

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detectOplasm In reply to MedliRosa [2017-01-07 23:26:52 +0000 UTC]

I guess it's the...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...Best thing you've heard all year.
*Removes sunglasses and burns them in furnace*

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