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Tired of all those "creative" Greek monsters ruining your fun? Want something in life other than giant acid-spewing ants, man-eating horses, and excessively buff centaurs? Tired of Medusa's ability to turn you into stone? Then screw that noise!*

Introducing Mideusa, the bootleg greek monster that's almost Medusa but not quite . You'll be amazed at how much it seems to be kind of like medusa but really sort of isn't . Mideusa is a mid-level boss monster that presents a challenge without being too obstructive or ambitious, perfect for the rpg builder who wants a generic dungeon-dwelling beast to throw at whoever and whatever is playing his game. Simple, single-gradient colors and a nondescript t-pose allow for excessive amounts of redrawing and artistic license modifications, whether the purpose is a quick drawing, a gratuitous fanart, or just something you doodle on your tax return.

Mideusa has none of those cheap petrifying abilities possessed by everyone's least favorite gorgon. Instead, Mideusa slithers around the battlefield and attacks with a close quarters combination of stabbing, smashing, and constricting.*

Order, pre-order, or re-order now, and this Marvelous Monster will not disappoint! I guarantee you will be 100% aware that this is not Medusa, or your money back!*

*Not literally. I cannot stress this enough.

*Mideusa is a MANLY MONSTER! THAT'S HOW YOU GET THINGS DONE!

*Not like you paid anything at all, you cheap con artist you.

Description
Tired of all those "creative" Greek monsters ruining your fun? Want something in life other than giant acid-spewing ants, man-eating horses, and excessively buff centaurs? Tired of Medusa's ability to turn you into stone? Then screw that noise!*

Introducing Mideusa, the bootleg greek monster that's almost Medusa but not quite . You'll be amazed at how much it seems to be kind of like medusa but really sort of isn't . Mideusa is a mid-level boss monster that presents a challenge without being too obstructive or ambitious, perfect for the rpg builder who wants a generic dungeon-dwelling beast to throw at whoever and whatever is playing his game. Simple, single-gradient colors and a nondescript t-pose allow for excessive amounts of redrawing and artistic license modifications, whether the purpose is a quick drawing, a gratuitous fanart, or just something you doodle on your tax return.

Mideusa has none of those cheap petrifying abilities possessed by everyone's least favorite gorgon. Instead, Mideusa slithers around the battlefield and attacks with a close quarters combination of stabbing, smashing, and constricting.*

Order, pre-order, or re-order now, and this Marvelous Monster will not disappoint! I guarantee you will be 100% aware that this is not Medusa, or your money back!*

*Not literally. I cannot stress this enough.

*Mideusa is a MANLY MONSTER! THAT'S HOW YOU GET THINGS DONE!

*Not like you paid anything at all, you cheap con artist you.