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This is just a little preveiw/part one of a two shot me and MadaraLuver are writing hope u like it! and remember its my first fan fic so be nice :3

SASORI'S P.O.V.

My morning started with me dripping wet with frizzing cold water and i was already letting my mind wander on how i was going to kill Tobi this time today.  Pein's making me take Deidara for a driving lesson and after 3 hours of constant complaining we agreed to let Tobi come with us. I ringed out the towel i was using to dry my hair and tossed it into the sink. The Base was pretty quid wile Hidan wasn't there. Since every one but Me, Deidara, Tobi, Itachi, and Kisame where out on missions.

THIRD P.O.V.

Tobi waddled down the hall clutching a bucket of water in his arm trying his best not to spill it. Carefully opening the door and walking into the dark room, Tobi loomed over his senpi's bed gently tilting the bucket downward. The tiny streaks of light coming throw the blinds on the window reflected off the clear water as it cascaded down into a splash on the sleeping blond.

Suddenly Deidara's eyes opened and he shot up

"TOBI WHAT THE HELL!!!"

"This way Deidara-senpi docent have to shower so we could go now! Tobi is a good boy!"

"wha- YOUR DEAD YOU LITTEL- *words that would make even Hidn seem inferior*

Bolting out of the room finally realizing his Senpias anger he ran throw the base until he smashed into a very sleepy Kisame who looked up to see the horrendous scene the was just to early to start today.

" Your wet. said the Shark man blankly gesturing and the blond

"yeah no shit Sherlock, un."

"he got you two?" Sadsori asked entering the room

"Tobi just wanted to save time so we could go!"

"wait go where?"

"Sasori is taking Deidara-senpi for a driving lesson."

"I what to come that sounds like  a train wreck just waiting to happen."

Deidara scoffed rolling his eyes, " I'll have you know i am a great driver "

" And this all has so much to do with why the hell you dumped a bucket of fucking water on my head?!?! " Sasori yelled pointing attention back to Tobi

Itachi slowly entered the room then his face flat with emotion. Then he gave every one in the room a hard death glare stunning them into silence before he finally spoke in a controlled yet frightening tone. " Im going to go get a cup of tea, sit in my room, and go back to bed if any of you wake me up again, i'll shove my arm down your throat pull out your intestines, and inside out you like a sock."  The Uchiha turned to leave when Kisame gripped his shoulder suddenly

" You should come with us for Deidara's driving lesson."

" Oh hell no, un! "

"And Leader said you could bring an audience with you? " Itachi asked turning to Sasori

"well….he never said…no…" The red-head stated slowly avoiding eye contact with the Uchiha

"Is the car insured?"

"Its dosent NEED to be inshured, un."

"But what if he destroys it?"

" IM NOT GONNA DISTROY IT!!!! " The blond protested being seemingly un heard.

" Maybe i should come then… make sure the car dosent get smashed"

"but-"

"Good! Then were all going! " Kisame concluding interrupting the now very irritated Deidara, "Lets start to get ready and we will leave in 20 minutes got it?"

Description
This is just a little preveiw/part one of a two shot me and MadaraLuver are writing hope u like it! and remember its my first fan fic so be nice :3

SASORI'S P.O.V.

My morning started with me dripping wet with frizzing cold water and i was already letting my mind wander on how i was going to kill Tobi this time today.  Pein's making me take Deidara for a driving lesson and after 3 hours of constant complaining we agreed to let Tobi come with us. I ringed out the towel i was using to dry my hair and tossed it into the sink. The Base was pretty quid wile Hidan wasn't there. Since every one but Me, Deidara, Tobi, Itachi, and Kisame where out on missions.

THIRD P.O.V.

Tobi waddled down the hall clutching a bucket of water in his arm trying his best not to spill it. Carefully opening the door and walking into the dark room, Tobi loomed over his senpi's bed gently tilting the bucket downward. The tiny streaks of light coming throw the blinds on the window reflected off the clear water as it cascaded down into a splash on the sleeping blond.

Suddenly Deidara's eyes opened and he shot up

"TOBI WHAT THE HELL!!!"

"This way Deidara-senpi docent have to shower so we could go now! Tobi is a good boy!"

"wha- YOUR DEAD YOU LITTEL- *words that would make even Hidn seem inferior*

Bolting out of the room finally realizing his Senpias anger he ran throw the base until he smashed into a very sleepy Kisame who looked up to see the horrendous scene the was just to early to start today.

" Your wet. said the Shark man blankly gesturing and the blond

"yeah no shit Sherlock, un."

"he got you two?" Sadsori asked entering the room

"Tobi just wanted to save time so we could go!"

"wait go where?"

"Sasori is taking Deidara-senpi for a driving lesson."

"I what to come that sounds like  a train wreck just waiting to happen."

Deidara scoffed rolling his eyes, " I'll have you know i am a great driver "

" And this all has so much to do with why the hell you dumped a bucket of fucking water on my head?!?! " Sasori yelled pointing attention back to Tobi

Itachi slowly entered the room then his face flat with emotion. Then he gave every one in the room a hard death glare stunning them into silence before he finally spoke in a controlled yet frightening tone. " Im going to go get a cup of tea, sit in my room, and go back to bed if any of you wake me up again, i'll shove my arm down your throat pull out your intestines, and inside out you like a sock."  The Uchiha turned to leave when Kisame gripped his shoulder suddenly

" You should come with us for Deidara's driving lesson."

" Oh hell no, un! "

"And Leader said you could bring an audience with you? " Itachi asked turning to Sasori

"well….he never said…no…" The red-head stated slowly avoiding eye contact with the Uchiha

"Is the car insured?"

"Its dosent NEED to be inshured, un."

"But what if he destroys it?"

" IM NOT GONNA DISTROY IT!!!! " The blond protested being seemingly un heard.

" Maybe i should come then… make sure the car dosent get smashed"

"but-"

"Good! Then were all going! " Kisame concluding interrupting the now very irritated Deidara, "Lets start to get ready and we will leave in 20 minutes got it?"