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Hello, my children, and welcome to Slender Mansion. I am Slenderman. Most of you wonder how I maintain order around here. I have set rules in place (most of which are rarely followed... JEFF...). Feel free to look these over.

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- #1: NO TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! A house divided among itself cannot stand. Teamwork is of utmost importance.
- #2: Keep your room neat... Or at least some resemblance of neat.
- #3: No fighting over who does what chore. Yes, we all have to do them. NO EXCEPTIONS, unless you are critically injured or ill.
- #4: If you're going to have sex, PLEASE lock the doors! I don't know how many times I've walked in on someone.... Doing it... -///-
- #5: For goodness sake, DO NOT bring fangirls home unless you plan to kill them!!!
- #6: Whatever you do.. DON'T... GIVE... TOBY AND/OR SPLENDORMAN... CAFFEINE...
- #7: When out hunting/on a mission, do try not to get arrested.
- #8: No drawing on my notes! I cannot recall how many times someone has done this!
- #9: PLEASE...... Don't make Splendy angry... This is for your safety. Fail to remember this and you most certainly will die...
- #10: If you break something, do let me know. Hiding it will only make your punishment worse.
- #11: No going into my private study. If you need something (Which I doubt you will), I'll go in and get it. You have no business in there.
- #12: No loud music after midnight.
- #13: Do try to-(F*CK HER RIGHT IN THE P*SSY!!!) JEFF, GET OUT! *ahem* As I was saying, do try to watch your language and actions around Sally. (Daddy Slendy, what's a p*ssy?) o///O See what I mean?...
- #14: Stay out of Offender's room. Just stay out.
- #15: Do not go into Hivemind or SCP territory. We don't want to risk you getting killed by Zalgo or those SCP agents...
- #16: Mealtimes are as scheduled: Breakfast at 8:00 AM, Lunch at noon, and dinner at 8:00 pm. If you're late, expect your food to be eaten by others.
- #17: Do not play with your food! This goes for you, Eyeless Jack. Nobody wants to see your "kidney trick".
- #18: DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. ME. IF. I'M. SLEEPING.
- #19: No stabbing the furniture. EVER.
- #20: No storing bodies in your room. That's disgusting.
- #21: Be aware of how many victims you kill. Humans may be stupid, but they do get suspicious when their kind goes missing.
Failure to comply with these rules will end in the following:
- Getting thrown out of the mansion (literally)
- Having to clean the entire mansion alone
- Forest Duty (For you new Pastas, this means you have to go out with my proxies and help them check the 8 pages and kill any humans- a tedious task, if you ask me.)
- Loss of privileges
- Death (This is saved only for the worst offenses. If caught by humans or Zalgo, I will not save you.)

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Hello, my children, and welcome to Slender Mansion. I am Slenderman. Most of you wonder how I maintain order around here. I have set rules in place (most of which are rarely followed... JEFF...). Feel free to look these over.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- #1: NO TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER! A house divided among itself cannot stand. Teamwork is of utmost importance.
- #2: Keep your room neat... Or at least some resemblance of neat.
- #3: No fighting over who does what chore. Yes, we all have to do them. NO EXCEPTIONS, unless you are critically injured or ill.
- #4: If you're going to have sex, PLEASE lock the doors! I don't know how many times I've walked in on someone.... Doing it... -///-
- #5: For goodness sake, DO NOT bring fangirls home unless you plan to kill them!!!
- #6: Whatever you do.. DON'T... GIVE... TOBY AND/OR SPLENDORMAN... CAFFEINE...
- #7: When out hunting/on a mission, do try not to get arrested.
- #8: No drawing on my notes! I cannot recall how many times someone has done this!
- #9: PLEASE...... Don't make Splendy angry... This is for your safety. Fail to remember this and you most certainly will die...
- #10: If you break something, do let me know. Hiding it will only make your punishment worse.
- #11: No going into my private study. If you need something (Which I doubt you will), I'll go in and get it. You have no business in there.
- #12: No loud music after midnight.
- #13: Do try to-(F*CK HER RIGHT IN THE P*SSY!!!) JEFF, GET OUT! *ahem* As I was saying, do try to watch your language and actions around Sally. (Daddy Slendy, what's a p*ssy?) o///O See what I mean?...
- #14: Stay out of Offender's room. Just stay out.
- #15: Do not go into Hivemind or SCP territory. We don't want to risk you getting killed by Zalgo or those SCP agents...
- #16: Mealtimes are as scheduled: Breakfast at 8:00 AM, Lunch at noon, and dinner at 8:00 pm. If you're late, expect your food to be eaten by others.
- #17: Do not play with your food! This goes for you, Eyeless Jack. Nobody wants to see your "kidney trick".
- #18: DO. NOT. MESS. WITH. ME. IF. I'M. SLEEPING.
- #19: No stabbing the furniture. EVER.
- #20: No storing bodies in your room. That's disgusting.
- #21: Be aware of how many victims you kill. Humans may be stupid, but they do get suspicious when their kind goes missing.
Failure to comply with these rules will end in the following:
- Getting thrown out of the mansion (literally)
- Having to clean the entire mansion alone
- Forest Duty (For you new Pastas, this means you have to go out with my proxies and help them check the 8 pages and kill any humans- a tedious task, if you ask me.)
- Loss of privileges
- Death (This is saved only for the worst offenses. If caught by humans or Zalgo, I will not save you.)