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Published: 2010-11-14 06:24:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 303; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 2
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KFC Court Session #1In this session of KFC court our Jurors will be Heather Hammond and Savanna Hammond.
The Jugde will be Kathy Stalanski.
The Baliff is Jenny Mitchell.
The Plaintiff is Amber Panner.
The Plaintiff's lawyer is Kim Froedge.
The Defendant is Caleb Monroe.
The Defendant's lawyer is Curtis Threatt.
This session takes place after KFC has closed down and all of us workers have finished cleaning. We gather at the drive thru pop machine in order to get the case going. As we gathered the Defendant and his lawyer fled the building because they are stupid little babies that don't want to man up to their own stupidity. XP So he automatically lost but we decided to hold the case still because we were all there already.
Jenny: Just tell us what this is all about.
Heather: That pansy can't even stand up and defend himself.
Savanna: And he want's to go into the military too.
Heather: That's not going to happen.
Kim: Do you guys wanna know what happened?
Kathy: Might as well, we're all here ain't we?
Heather: C'mon just tell so that we can stop wondering and go home.
Amber: Too bad Caleb left.
Jenny: I wonder why since it's an all girl court except for him and Curtis.
Kim: All right, all of you shut up so that I can tell you my plaintiff's side of the story.
Everyone went silent and looked at Kim waiting for her to tell the story.
Kim: All right it goes like this, Amber and Caleb have been talking for a couple of weeks but they haven't started dating because Caleb never asks.
Heather: Pansy.
Kim: I know, well Amber gets asked out by this other dude that she's been talking to and Caleb starts freaking out on her and yelling at her saying that she's cheating on him with some other man.
Jenny: I don't think it count's if they're not dating.
Amber: It doesn't.
Kim: Anyways, so now Caleb's being a little douschebag going around saying that my client is a slut and that she cheated on him for a trucker. Now would the court agree that my client has done no wrong in this matter?
Everyone: Yeah.
Kim: Ok, so just to make sure we all agree that Caleb's a douschebag?
Everyone: Agreed.
Kathy: There now that, that's settled let's get the fuck out of here.
Heather: Yeah I'm starvin'.
Savanna: I'll get you some Mcdonalds on the way home.
Jenny: Hurray for court sessions!
Kim: We should do this again sometime.
Amber: It would have been better if Caleb and Curtis didn't chicken out.
Everyone: Agreed.
Then we all left and made fun of Caleb and Curtis for ditching over the next week.
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Comments: 9
lol I'm glad you enjoyed it. XD Moments like these happen all the time in my life. So it's fun to share them with other people.
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wait? this happened irl? o.O
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Well yeah, that's why I put vents are true I just changed the names cause people didn't want to be stalked and the one known on here as Caleb didn't want people to read this and then find him and laugh at him.
BTW, I heard that you changed your name on MR what is it?
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ahk it makes sense to change their name but that would have been an EPIC convo XD
and yeah, i did, and i also no longer go on MR but my new name is OuruTsume (means OwlClaws) and i think i still have my Kurimuzontiazu account
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well you need to start going on MR I feel lonesome without you and eskimo! >3<
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i might quit chatlands all together lolz
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Nuuuuu!! Don't do it you bastard!
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i'm never on ChatLands and it seems like I've been forgotten by most people anyways
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