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DistinguishedPhysics — Homestuck Ballan: Act 1 Chapter 2
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Description -- distinguishedPhysics [DP] has begun pestering temporallyMisguided [DP] --
DP: -| => It’s ready. Get your discs so we can get started. <= |-
TM: Excellent, oh and you’re sure you don’t want to invite any other friends?
DP: -| => Get the damn box. <= |-
-- distinguishedPhysics [DP] has ceased pestering temporallyMisguided [TM] --

You sit back in your chair and pick out a book to read. Principles of Combat, a light read. After flipping through a few pages you open back up pesterchum and decide to message someone.

-- distinguishedPhysics [DP] has begun pestering psychologicalTechnitian [PT] --
DP: -| =>Waiting for Josh to get his server disc because he was lazy and didn’t get it earlier. <= |-
PT: HΣllΩ tΩ yΩu tΩΩ. YΩu sΣΣm tΩ bΣ in Δ gΩΩd mΩΩd tΩdΔy.
DP: -| => Carmen, you and I both know that your sarcasm is not helpful. <= |-
PT: NΩ, I’m sΣriΩus, yΩu didn’t swΣΔr Δnd yΩu didn’t mΩck mΣ Δt Δll whΣn yΩu wΣrΣ mΩcking JΩsh which cΔn Ωnly mΣΔn thΔt yΩu’re in Δ gΩΩd mΩΩd.
DP: -| => Oh. Well I could mock you too if that would help prove I’m NOT in a good mood. But that’s really not important what matters it that we need to talk about something first. <= |-
PT: WhΔt is it?
DP: -| => Are you seriously going to be joining us in SBURB..? <= |-
PT: YΣs, why?
DP: -| => Damn.. Fine, fine, you can play too. <= |-
-- distinguishedPhysics [DP] has ceased pestering psychologicalTechnitian [PT] --

You are now Josh.

You sit back in your chair, and spin around for a minute, looking at your room. The desk is messy, covered in all sorts of papers and watches and pencils. The rest of your room is no better. The walls are covered in clocks, and the ticking sound that vibrates through your house every second is surprisingly calming. In your lap is a green box, the SBURB game. You had it the whole time you just liked to mess with Thom sometimes. While you sat around wasting time you figure you’d give Sarah a message, let her know that the game is on.

-- temporallyMisguided [TM] has begun pestering snowyDisciple [SD] --
TM: Hello my friend, how are you?
SD: *** i’m really bored.. ***
TM: Oh, well that’s about to change. We’re ready to play SBURB.
SD: *** woohoo! let’s play! ***
TM: Wait, hold on first. I’ve made a map, with a few adjustments after Thom claimed client for himself.
SD: *** okay, what is it then? ***
TM: I’ll be Thom’s server player, Thom will be your server player, you will be Carmen’s server player, who will in turn be my server player.
SD: *** makes sense. ***
TM: You don’t have any idea what I was talking about do you?
SD: *** not really but i’m assuming it’s a good idea ***
TM: It is, don’t worry. Now, I should get back, message Thom, and play the game. Let me know if anything happens on your end, for now just sit tight, read a book or do something. Oh and find your beta discs you should have gotten then in the mail today.
SD: *** okay bye! ***
-- temporallyMisguided [TM] has ceased pestering snowyDisciple [SD] --

Time to get to business.

-- temporallyMisguided [TM] has begun pestering distinguishedPhysics [DP] --
TM: Okay, we’re ready to start. I have the discs.
DP: -| => That was fast, good. <= |-
TM: So before we begin this game, I think I should mention something.
DP: -| => Oh, no.. you’re off on one of your tangents again aren’t you. This is real life, not some drama, skip your monologue and let’s win this thing. <= |-
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