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Well, the alpha male grift didn't go so well - so we'll try a new one! It seems internet daddies are all the rage these days! I didn't know men out there really needed to be told by strangers on the internet to clean their rooms, tell the truth, and wash underneath their foreskins... but apparently they do. This is a cash cow just waiting to be milked! So say hello to your new parasocial papa, paypigs!

Description
Well, the alpha male grift didn't go so well - so we'll try a new one! It seems internet daddies are all the rage these days! I didn't know men out there really needed to be told by strangers on the internet to clean their rooms, tell the truth, and wash underneath their foreskins... but apparently they do. This is a cash cow just waiting to be milked! So say hello to your new parasocial papa, paypigs!