ohhellno520 In reply to ??? [2013-02-07 04:21:19 +0000 UTC]

me: (slams my head onto his) MIDGET, MIDGET, MIDGET, MIDGET, MIDGET!!

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 04:31:21 +0000 UTC]

Ed: (kicks you in the gut with automail foot, then knocks you out with automail right hook) NOBODY CALLS ME A MIDGET AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!!!

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-07 21:18:48 +0000 UTC]

me:... (floats above the ground and gets in his face. my eyes are blood red)

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 21:34:06 +0000 UTC]

Ed: (breaks your nose)

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-07 21:36:21 +0000 UTC]

me:... (it regenerates)... the term homonculus doesnt hit the nail on the head very well does it? (takes his automail and trasmutates it into a metal nub where his are should be. i kick him to the wall)

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 22:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Ed: WAITWAITWAIT!!! What the Hell?! Since when can a homunculus perform alchemy?

Me: Yeah, that's cheating! Either you're a homunculus or you can do alchemy. You can't do both, you Mary-Sueing twit.

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MissLove1019 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-03-03 02:36:09 +0000 UTC]

Yeah they can. Wrath. Fma not brotherhood

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DOTB18 In reply to MissLove1019 [2013-03-03 04:19:43 +0000 UTC]

You're technically right. Wrath, along with Father and FMA!Pride, could perform alchemy, but you have to remember that each one is a special case. Wrath's alchemical knowledge came from spending the majority of his life within the Gate of Truth, and the only reason he could perform it at all was because he had Ed's limbs grafted to his body; once Dante permanently removed them, he could no longer perform alchemy. Father is the original homunculus, an alchemical genius and the founder of Amestrian alchemy, as well as being the story's Big Bad, so he gets a pass. Pride only performed alchemy once (a human transmutation on the Promised Day), and that was through a brief assimilation with a cock-eyed evil doctor.

Unless you can explain just why another homunculus can perform alchemy, having them do it just because is the mark of a Mary Sue. Plus, the other guy wasn't very consistent with his character, first saying he was a homunculus, then saying he wasn't...

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MissLove1019 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-03-15 02:23:34 +0000 UTC]

True...

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-07 22:11:14 +0000 UTC]

???: your right.. im no humonculi... but alchemy is a little something ive learned over the years

me: *eating pop corn*....i have no idea whats going on

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 22:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: *sipping Brisk Iced Tea* You and me both.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-07 22:15:40 +0000 UTC]

???: (goes up into the air)... the little parlor trick im using is simple.. im just wondering how you dont notice

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 22:18:24 +0000 UTC]

Ed: It's not even a good parlor trick, I can see the wires, you phony.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-07 22:36:18 +0000 UTC]

???: ah.. so you are perceptive after all.... and hear im thinking your just another "little" bastard that doesnt know up from now... (he stands on the telephone wires)

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-07 23:27:09 +0000 UTC]

Ed: ....Okay, I can't take you seriously anymore. Telephone wires? I was talking about invisible wire, dumb ass; the kind they use in stage plays and old movies. And "up from now"? Who says that? What the Hell is is even supposed to mean? You know what? I'm done. I'm going back to Risembool to get a new arm. Dammit, Winry's gonna kill me. By the way, I'm sending you the bill.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-08 00:18:56 +0000 UTC]

???: these wires are used to help me get a higher reach one... and 2 i already new what you meant before.. and.. i meant down.... by the way (he entangles him in the ires) i believe you have information... on this? (shows an image of a red gem)

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-08 01:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Ed: It's probably a fake. And even if it's the real deal, I know what's used in making it, so what makes you think I'd use it?

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-08 02:17:46 +0000 UTC]

???: hehe... i know how its made... it isnt pretty... and also... it is no fake boy

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-08 03:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Ed: Then the answer's no. Now get lost.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-08 04:41:11 +0000 UTC]

???:... you do know... i see you've had some experience dealing with the homunculi...

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-08 15:54:19 +0000 UTC]

Ed: But you just said you weren't a homunculus. And didn't you hear me? I'm leaving, you fraud.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-08 18:32:49 +0000 UTC]

???: im hunting them full metal... also (tightens the wires around his neck)

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-08 22:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Ed: Gnng!

Al: Let go of MY BROTHER!! *punches ??? in the face and sends him flying until over the horizon* Brother! Are you alright?!

Ed: *cough* Yeah, thanks Al.

Al: Who was that?

Ed: Just some psychotic moron. The guy made no sense at all. First he called himself a homunculus, then he said he wasn't, and before he started strangling me, he said he was hunting them.

Al: Wait, if he's hunting the homunculi, why did he attack you?

Ed: Like I said, Al; the guy's a moron. Now let's get out of here before-

Me: DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!

Ed: What? Why?

Me: I don't want you jinxing us by tempting fate, that's why.

Al: Wait, "us"?

Me: Well, yeah. Who do you think's been writing your dialogue? It's starting to get a little tedious.

Ed: If it's so tedious, why are you still writing?

Me: ...Shit.

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ohhellno520 In reply to DOTB18 [2013-02-08 23:48:37 +0000 UTC]

???: (comes back)..... so... your with him... the sources i have were correct.... also there is a reason im hunting them

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DOTB18 In reply to ohhellno520 [2013-02-09 00:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Dude, take a hint.

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EveAndMi In reply to ??? [2012-11-24 17:02:47 +0000 UTC]

A kid that's not even an inch taller then me keeps calling me short. I came here to memories his rants. I decided to take the Ed approach!

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DOTB18 In reply to EveAndMi [2012-11-24 17:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Now remember; the key to an "Edward Short Rant" is to screech at the top of your lungs. And don't forget; conveying the threat of bodily harm is also important.

Give him hell.

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EveAndMi In reply to DOTB18 [2012-11-24 21:14:13 +0000 UTC]

I will. ^.^

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Riu-Sakurazaki In reply to ??? [2012-10-15 23:04:59 +0000 UTC]

I know how it feels to be small.
5'3" 1/2 Been that way since I was 12.
Good list. I'll use some of these whenever someone calls me small/short or pipsqueak.

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TDManiacXC626 In reply to ??? [2012-09-10 00:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Homer Simpson: "WHY YOU LITTLE?!"

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DOTB18 In reply to TDManiacXC626 [2012-09-10 00:25:56 +0000 UTC]

Edward Elric: WHO ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE?!?! COME OVER HERE SO I CAN BREAK OWN YOUR FEET AND STICK'EM ON YOUR FAT, YELLOW ASS!!!!!!

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TDManiacXC626 In reply to DOTB18 [2012-09-10 03:24:18 +0000 UTC]

Don't Call Me Fat You Little Bastard!
(And you forgot the D for down.)

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DOTB18 In reply to TDManiacXC626 [2012-09-10 21:37:25 +0000 UTC]

DON'T CALL ME LITTLE YOU OVERSIZED BONE-HEAD!!!

(I did? Well, crap.)

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L-Dawg211 In reply to ??? [2012-08-07 17:48:00 +0000 UTC]

WHO'S LITTLE?!!! COME HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE!!! I DARE YA!!!

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NickyElric In reply to ??? [2012-07-07 05:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me; a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing, you backwater desert idiot(s)! ~my favorite!!!!

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DOTB18 In reply to NickyElric [2012-07-07 12:26:06 +0000 UTC]

My favorite is, "DON'T CALL ME SMALL!!! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!!"

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NickyElric In reply to DOTB18 [2012-07-29 10:52:40 +0000 UTC]

^.^ thats awsome i really like that one

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Sandydandy333 In reply to ??? [2012-06-10 23:24:47 +0000 UTC]

My favorite, which is not on the list is: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTER THAN ROY MUSTANG'S MINISKIRT!?!?!?!?!"
Thank you Vic....

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DOTB18 In reply to Haruhi4life [2012-05-23 21:35:25 +0000 UTC]

Whoy don't you come over here so I can brake down your feet and stick'em on your head.

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Haruhi4life In reply to DOTB18 [2012-06-22 14:05:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha

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Rhuben5 In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 01:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Okay SMALLLLLLLL. Ed arent you supposed to be on the "short " bus today?

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DOTB18 In reply to Rhuben5 [2012-03-28 01:25:50 +0000 UTC]

DON'T CALL ME SMALL!!! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!11!ONE!

[My favourite line. ]

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Rhuben5 In reply to DOTB18 [2012-03-28 01:29:21 +0000 UTC]

So Ed what is a little shrimp like you doing out of elementary school, did you get kicked out because of your "short" temper?

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DOTB18 In reply to Rhuben5 [2012-03-28 01:30:41 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S FIVE NOW!!!

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Rhuben5 In reply to DOTB18 [2012-03-28 01:31:56 +0000 UTC]

Oh did I piss off an ant because I cant hear you you're so close to the ground.

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DOTB18 In reply to Rhuben5 [2012-03-28 01:47:07 +0000 UTC]

-_-'... You were supposed to say "What are you talking about?" to which I would have responded with "That's five times you called me "short"! Twice here and three times at the laboratory! Don't tell me you've forgotten!"

Sigh... Oh well.

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Rhuben5 In reply to DOTB18 [2012-03-28 01:52:31 +0000 UTC]

well lets pretend I said what you wanted me to and ten you said whatever, then I said the "Oh did I piss off an ant because I can't hear you because you're so clse to the ground."

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DOTB18 In reply to Rhuben5 [2012-03-28 02:04:07 +0000 UTC]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY YOU WANT TO CRUSH LIKE AN ANT!!!

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