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Published: 2008-09-04 22:45:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 13461; Favourites: 153; Downloads: 464
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"Look" Alexa sighed, fear long ago having given way to annoyance, "You've been splashing me with holy water for twenty minutes, I'm NOT --""Silence you foul temptress" The bespectacled priest accused between reading a mishmash of scripture, "I shall not fall for you or the brazen baring of your putrid assets"
Alexa narrowed her eyes at the insult, and tried again to free her legs and tail from the bollo, only to get splashed in her chest once again.
"First your the one who started this wet T-shirt contest, second, the only thing your water has banished is my bra!" Alexa added in an odd moment of humor, "I knew that thing was evil..."
Later: The priest was later arrested as a nuisance and bailed out by his church, Alexa had to buy an new bra.
Note: Thinking of shifting things around slightly Satyri are mortals who have been physically transformed into demonic physical forms.(by booby-trapped objects) While LDS refers more to those transformed by demons and have some degree of power.
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Hey! Is it my or is that priest doing duck lips?
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GOD $&!* AUTOCORRECT!!!!! ME, not my.
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I blame Google, they recently just went full SJW with that youtube heroes program, *sarcasm* No way can that go wrong and be rife with corruption and abuse. *end sarcasm*
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Youtube Heroes, a volunteer moderation program. Β The problem is, those types of programs are ripe for abuse, and Youtube already has a problem with organized mass flagging of people's videos.
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The real bad thing was the original video phrased it like....
"Report Negative Content... Β Then once you get to level 3, you can Mass Flag Videos."
The probablem with that is... they recently changed their rules to talk about "negative" videos as being "harassment" -- so if you react to some kid freaking out because someone at starbucks called her a girl when she identifies as A Greygender Demigirl Nonbinary Trans Attack Helecopter on Tuesdays and she doesn't like how you reacted to it, that could be considered against the "bullying and harassment" rules. Β If you're running a news blog and aren't CNN or otherwise big enough to tell Youtube not to bother you, you're in trouble too, because the new rules say you're not allowed to talk about "current events."
But the mass flag thing is the bad one, because it lets said Greygender Demigirl Nonbinary Trans Attack Helecopter, if she should decide to join the Heroes program, police Youtube for anyone who doesn't agree that her special snowflake status is real and throw their entire account off of youtube at will.
Or, as everyone's pointed out, this is going to start a mass flagging war on youtube, with hardcore groups on every side of the political spectrum rushing around mass flagging each other's accounts. Β All because Youtube doesn't want to pay for a team to do the moderation Youtube needs.
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Doesn't seem to prevent youtube from hitting fox news on anything. CNN shows something and it is ad friendly, but fox is getting hit like the rest of us, they are disputing it, but Google is taking forever, and some of thr biggest channels will even more the 5million subs are not safe.
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Yeah noticed that also the other comment-er also mentioned that.
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Remember when Google's motto was "Do no evil?" Well, gorget what I said about google going full SJW. Youtube heroes is worse then I thought.
youtu.be/FmxHUcyUkfo
I don't want to post this here, but I figure everyone needs to know. It is really bad, worse.
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And the best part is that you can't dispute or delete the subtitles from a hero if youtube approves of it. At least nothing in the information from the help pages says anything about being able to accept them or reject them.
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Makes one wonder if this will bring about some limelight to aΒ competitor.
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There is vid.me and dailymotion, veveo or what ever it is called. Zippczst is dead however. Gab.ai for twitter replacement, minds.com for facebook replacement and maybe youtube. I have an account with them all.
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Keep an eye on them to see if they take off like crazy.
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That is why i am posying everywhere i can.
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Posting. Blasted autocorrect.
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My backup plan and minds and dailymotion i can get ads to pay me.
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Yeah, basically they are gamifing the ablity to report people, with if you do a good job working for Google for free, you get the ablity to mass flag people's videos, and rewarded for it, and given how vague the terms of services are now, you can imagine just how to ripe for abuse the system is no now.
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*shakes head* Oh brother.
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Yeah, and it gets worse. To the point that I might have to jumpship.
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Just lucky I haven't posted anything.
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And even though I only do gaming, i have to watch out. It is starting to become a minefield now.
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I do post some comments but I try to keep the a-political.
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Yeah, i may say one thing or twk if the subject needs justice, but i tend to trh and not sag anything, mostly because my one rant video got block at one point worldwild by Google and then, even after talking to a lawyer around February, google wouldn't let me make money off it even though they unblocked it.
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Something tells me this Priest might not be a Priest for much longer, I wonder if the title Priestess works better when it happens? I mean we have Shinto priestesses, so why not this one? Given the world.
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Depends on the organization.
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Yes, but it still makes it possible, the messenger doesn't matter just the message really. Well unless you can come up with some sort of existential idea and get philosophical about it so that it's somehow ends up with people getting their gender switching up again with Redskin Tails horns and a propensity for being completely unable to understand why everyone wears clothes and why they insist you have to wear any.
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It also depends on the audience.
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Who might be a trapped audience if they went in with smooth light to dark skin and walked out with rubbery laytex like red skin in different shades of red or the whole freaking rainbow at the end, i wonder if that happened any in your works?
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There are several colors.
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And I bet there has been a huge trapped audience in one such scenario where we ended up with the whole Skittles bag worth. And I mean pastel Easter colors on top of other ones.
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Fun thing I looked at:
lawandthemultiverse.com/2010/1β¦
This thing is relevant.
"Fascinating! So, if I believe that my next-door-neighbour is the Wicked Witch of the West (not all that difficult to believe), and I throw a bucket of water over her, Iβd be guilty of attempted murder?"
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Again, potentially. The prosecution is going to have to prove that you actually believed that it would be effective, which again, is going to be difficult to get past an insanity defense.
The court may actually decide that the prosecution needs to prove that it was reasonable for you to believe the facts that you did. Itβs reasonable to believe that someone is home when theyβre actually not, but itβs probably not reasonableβpossibly as a matter of lawβto believe that someone is a fictional character.
But I doubt itβd get that far, as I donβt see a prosecutor being interested in this case. Even the civil damages would be pretty nominal, and DAs generally have better things to do with their limited time. There are enough actual criminals running around as it is to bother with this stuff."
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One problem, you could say you tripped and the bucket flew out of your hands and didn't know the neighbor was there. Wouldn't that just be chocked up to pure no fault accident?
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"Baste your Satyri well and then cook at 350 degrees at 15 minutes a pound..."
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that is a long time... the outsides could be burned before you finish
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Look at the slow smoke cooking with those 12 hours BBQs.
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hm... couldn't she just use some demon abbilities to stun him and feed on him. Seriously, thats just self defense ^^ 0
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She isn't a demon but the victim of a Hit and run possession, the current looks is more of a "Mystic Scar tissue" then "evil-inside"
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Where did she get an evil bra in the first place?
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Old Navy likely, always been suspicious of them.
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