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DragonRuby — SSB4 auditions: Bald Bull
Published: 2010-01-26 16:42:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 694; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 3
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Master Hand: Who is it?Bald Bull: It's meh, the Bull!
Master Hand: Wasn't it BALD Bull?
Bald Bull: T'was a bad joke from mah manager.
Master Hand: Riiiiiiight... Reason to be here?
Bald Bull: I wanna beat the crap outta that flea, Little Mac.
Master Hand: Why do you newcommers always bring your personal issues here? Can't you solve it in your own game? This game is for brutal, violent psychopaths! Take a look at Mario, for example. In his games, he beats Bowser and saves the princess; here, he teams with Bowser to MERCILESSLY beat the princess until she literally explodes (you know, the out of stage-light-explosion thingie). Here, you'll be viciously fighting with the ones you love, and I mean fighting with fists, hammers, and swords.
Bald Bull: No problem. I have no one to love... I'm...I'm alone. Nobody loves...me. I...My whole life is pointless! How could I be so blind?! Waaaaahhh!!! (exits the room crying)
Master Hand: ..........................That'll work!
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Comments: 11
I teamed up with Jigglypuff to kick the crap out of Ganandorf.
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'Twas priceless. Almost as priceless as someone making fun of your magikarp, feeding you magikarp a rare candy so it levels up, it evoles into Gyrados, and then kicking their butt with Gyrados.
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Couldn't have beat cruel melee without her.
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That was cruel, sadistic and highly mercyless... GREAT!!!!
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