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DragonRuby — SSB4 auditions: Master Yoda
Published: 2009-06-12 23:43:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 747; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 2
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Master Hand: (on the phone) Who's next? ..... Really?! You've got to joking! ..... What do you maen its serious?! ....... If this is not true, you will burn in Subspace ..... OK, send him in.(two minutes later)
Master Hand: Come in.
Yoda: (enters the room) To be here an honor it is.
Master Hand: ...
Yoda: ...
Master Hand: Why are you here?
Yoda: Powerful I am. Strong opponents I sense. The Dark Side beware!
Master Hand: ... (thinking) and I thought Crazy Hand was crazy...
Yoda: A great conflict inside you I detect. Clear your heart you must.
Master Hand: ... heart? HEART?! I'M A FREAKING HAND, DAMN IT. I DON'T HAVE A HEART!!
Yoda: Feel the force. Guide you the force shall.
Master Hand: I AM the force here. (shoots Yoda with lasers)
Yoda: (takes lightsaber and deflects the lasers back to Master Hand)
Master Hand: OUCH! (falls to the ground, burned)
Yoda: Leave I must. (grabs his stick and leaves)
Master Hand: (burend in the floor).... No more 800 years old Jedi masters in this game.... ooh the pain....
