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Eplix — April Fools
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Published: 2019-04-03 15:49:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 22976; Favourites: 249; Downloads: 45
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Jane: Mark, I need a giant favor!Mark: sure, sup?
Jane: Can you go to a store and get me a pair of pants please?!
Mark: lol. Whut?
Jane: I need a pair of stretchy pants. Leggings or tights. Largest ones they have!
Mark: Uhmm...ok? Mind if I ask why?
Jane: Can I tell you later?
Mark: Is this some sort of April fools thing?
Jane: No! I just need a pair of pants!
Mark: sound like I'm being set up for something tbh.
Jane: Mark!!!! Please!!! I can't ask anybody else!
Mark: Why tho?
Jane: I can't fit into any of my pants. It's embarrassing.
Mark: What's wrong with 'em?
Jane: MARK! I SWEAR TO GOD! I WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD BETWEEN MY THIGHS!
Mark: You know, you can catch more bees with honey than treats.
Jane: Look. I don't know what happened. I just got so big so fast! I can't fit into any of my pants and I have to take my finals in 2 hours!
Mark: uh-huh. Yeah, happy April fools to you too.
Jane: Mark....I swear.
Mark: I wasn't born yesterday Jane.
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Mark: OH MY HOLY SWEET LORD!
Mark: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUTT MAN?
Jane: GET ME A PAIR OF PANTS YOU GIGANTIC ASSHOLE!
Mark: Alright! Alright! On my way. Yeesh.
Mark: You know what I'm gonna say.
Jane: I will kill you Mark.
Mark: I told you so.
Jane: I hate you.
Mark: You shouldn't be taking random drugs you buy from gym dudes.
Mark: Also.....
Jane: Mark.....I can leg press 1300 lbs. Whatever you are about to say: know that I can kick you to death.
Mark: ....it looks like it's you who has the gigantic asshole now. lol.
Jane: ...
Jane: ....
Jane: Why am I friends with you?
Mark: I regret nothing.
