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While it is indeed true that becoming a copromancer will destroy your social life, that does not always mean that you will remain alone. Humans and other species may be disgusted by the stench and appearance, but other beings may find it quite pleasant! Worms, flies, beetles and other invertebrates can become good friends and invaluable allies, and a smart copromancer will know how to use this to their advantage. Take this fellow here! He isn't letting his foul composition bring him down! In fact, becoming a copromancer has allowed him to meet one of his bestest friends! With them working together, they are an unstoppable pair! With the help of his dung beetle friend, he can now roll across the landscape at incredible speeds and can focus more on fighting and eating while his partner takes care of the movement parts. In return, he helps his buddy out by making him the most attractive bachelor around to all the lady dung beetles. Just wait til they feast their eyes on this impressive heap! As a wingman, he has helped his beetle friend find several mates and allowed him to raise dozens of young larvae. Some may think having those little guys eating you from the inside out would be unpleasant, but it is not so bad. Eventually they will grow up and move out, and there is always fresh piles laying around to patch up the holes.

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I couldn't help myself. I am sorry.

Description
While it is indeed true that becoming a copromancer will destroy your social life, that does not always mean that you will remain alone. Humans and other species may be disgusted by the stench and appearance, but other beings may find it quite pleasant! Worms, flies, beetles and other invertebrates can become good friends and invaluable allies, and a smart copromancer will know how to use this to their advantage. Take this fellow here! He isn't letting his foul composition bring him down! In fact, becoming a copromancer has allowed him to meet one of his bestest friends! With them working together, they are an unstoppable pair! With the help of his dung beetle friend, he can now roll across the landscape at incredible speeds and can focus more on fighting and eating while his partner takes care of the movement parts. In return, he helps his buddy out by making him the most attractive bachelor around to all the lady dung beetles. Just wait til they feast their eyes on this impressive heap! As a wingman, he has helped his beetle friend find several mates and allowed him to raise dozens of young larvae. Some may think having those little guys eating you from the inside out would be unpleasant, but it is not so bad. Eventually they will grow up and move out, and there is always fresh piles laying around to patch up the holes.

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I couldn't help myself. I am sorry.