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Published: 2007-02-14 08:01:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 448832; Favourites: 9018; Downloads: 21791
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And that's the truth! O_O (Just making a statement :3 )Lalala *rushrushrush* and yes, "MLE" is me, if you didn't already know that. I chose Near to be in this one because... he's very critical? I don't know. I just wanted to draw the stupid duck.
Anyway, I got the second part of the idea about Mello after being SPAMMED from the TV with commercials about buying chocolates and diamonds for v-day and how "YOU MUST BUY CHOCOLATES OR ELSE HE/SHE WILL HATE YOU FOR LIFE AND DUMP YOU ON VALENTINES DAY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?! THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T WANT THAT." I mean--- Well. You get the point. I hope. Unless you're in denial or something.
I'm one of those people who believe that Love is a stupid "emotion" basically caused by the chemicals in our bodies to tell us to mate and breed and make with the offpsring. Buuuut I guess, as humans, we all want to make it seem special and not have it portrayed just as an "animal instinct". I can rant all day about this. ANYWAY Enjoy your hallmark holiday! I'm going to enjoy my CHINESE NEW YEARS. You know, a holiday WITHOUT Hallmark influence. And you get free money 
I'm done bashing. :3 I'd say have a good day but you probably hate me already XD
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Thanks for the fanservic pic at the end, I love it <3
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come on matt mello wants chocolates!!!!
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In the past maybe the distant past Valentines day was legit before western mainstream media and governments ruined it!!
But Now present days show more of you said, about humans actually exposing the animalistic part of the human being in the open!
Oh and about the governments secret involvement.....I already knew that one by a long shot! Big time players here!
I'm glad I am somewhat immune to this scheme, emotional ripp offs, and lies! But suppressing the already deeply entrenched and rooted animalistic tendancies that has parasitically integrated with human nature is a F(BLLEEP!)KING nail grinder! And trust me 90% of of us Humans will fail hard trying to achieve that landmark!
P.S: Oh and by the way, you forgot to mention businesses and mega corps love this day of the year too! There just as big a problem as the big governments! There's a string of proven conspiracies with them i the picture! And also media doesn't help either, they are another bunch of idiots helping in contributing to the problems that plague this already warped world!
If they were gone, I bet the world would recover from their clinically proven, induced mass hysteria!
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I so agree with every statement made in this!! Except the cancer chocolate
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totaly agree with ya that loves just a chemical and we choose to give it meaning hahaha. didnt notice the duck untill half way threw XD
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1)this was all to funny
2)i 
3)i was looking at the toy ducky most of the time(so cute
4) Nicely Done
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I don't really like valentines day (and it's NOT because I'm single!) it's just useless, but I don't care I love chocolate and flowers!!
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1.) SO TRUE!!!! 2.)That Matt... *dies from epic nosebleed*
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I made my whole class read this yesterday. NOW THEY KNOW THE TRUTH!
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THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS UP< THE ONE THING I LOVE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So..................TRUE! Absolutely hilarious/
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*watches the duck* ......k-kawaii....*drools* ........oh right the death note thing! 
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But technically that wouldn't make us single anymore, would it?
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:-D LOL nice...and a little true now that I think of it!
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FREAKING VALENTINES DAY...BLEH!
Never got a V-day card and proud of it! I would rather celebrate another April fools!
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Love just... NO. It makes no sense and there's no meaning. If I was to give V-Day present for someone special, it'll be something talent based, like a song or a drawing.
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OMGEEZUSH!! 
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Lol I love this.
Especially the duck XD
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Wouldn't Christmas be the biggest hallmark holiday?
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It's masquerading as a religious holiday.
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Then how does that explain all the black friday buying and everything?
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Because Jesus wants you to spend.
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XD the church always needs money don't they?
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This one has been deemed as "favoritest" Near is so awesome
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Yey!!! Chinese Vietnamese new year!! Chuc mung nam moi! Although, i'm 3 days late.
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Hey don't yell at her, she's paying me!!!
XD lmao
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I understand that so well... I despise Hallmark holidays like Valentine's Day. Do you know what REALLY gets you excited about stuff? A good punch in the nose! Yeah! (You can see that I am NOT in any way a pacifist. Much more sadistic than most of my friends). Way more exciting than getting some dumb card or candy or flowers from others! Well, except from Matt. I'd totally accept that as a confession of love for me.
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finally--- THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!! >
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Wow. That's actually...That...sounds quite logical.
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-Oblivious to what Matt and Near were talking about- NEAR. Please be my valentine (LOL JK! I do get their point though. You can never really have full trust in the government. ) I GOTCHA CHOCOLATE RIGHT HERE MELLO <3
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