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Description And that's the truth! O_O (Just making a statement :3 )
Lalala *rushrushrush* and yes, "MLE" is me, if you didn't already know that. I chose Near to be in this one because... he's very critical? I don't know. I just wanted to draw the stupid duck.

Anyway, I got the second part of the idea about Mello after being SPAMMED from the TV with commercials about buying chocolates and diamonds for v-day and how "YOU MUST BUY CHOCOLATES OR ELSE HE/SHE WILL HATE YOU FOR LIFE AND DUMP YOU ON VALENTINES DAY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?! THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T WANT THAT." I mean--- Well. You get the point. I hope. Unless you're in denial or something.

I'm one of those people who believe that Love is a stupid "emotion" basically caused by the chemicals in our bodies to tell us to mate and breed and make with the offpsring. Buuuut I guess, as humans, we all want to make it seem special and not have it portrayed just as an "animal instinct". I can rant all day about this. ANYWAY Enjoy your hallmark holiday! I'm going to enjoy my CHINESE NEW YEARS. You know, a holiday WITHOUT Hallmark influence. And you get free money

I'm done bashing. :3 I'd say have a good day but you probably hate me already XD

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Comments: 1339

Raenafyn In reply to ??? [2011-02-11 21:43:20 +0000 UTC]

hahahhahaha, yup, governements needs to get out of our bsns!! lololol...

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SADIX007 In reply to ??? [2011-02-11 00:58:47 +0000 UTC]

so i basically love this. you are very correct on the whole love is a chemical induced emotion that cruel insecure people use against other less cruel but equally insecure people. ivote we ban all love related holidays because the government is just robbing us and enjoying the crap we put each other through. the original holiday comes from a priest who was KILLED because of is belief in love. SEE??? it IS a consperacy. its insane. enjoy your free money holiday

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wolvesrule1243 In reply to ??? [2011-02-10 23:39:02 +0000 UTC]

This is so fucking funny! And it's the truth...

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KunoichiZen In reply to ??? [2011-02-10 19:13:22 +0000 UTC]

I'll comment on your opinion on love. Yes, love is an animal instinct but it is useless if it's just focused on comfort, dreams and desire (in other words, sex, intimacy and spending fun time together). There's a reason why the law of marriage was put upon humans, so that humans have the responsibility to look after their spouse and stay away from promiscuity. For love to work, you have to have compatibility and the ability to take care of your own property and that person you have decided to live with, for the rest of your life. Compatibility =/= chemistry.
The reason why there are so many divorces nowadays is because many people don't take marriage seriously anymore and see it as a gateway to live with your significant other and as a way to enjoy life. The reality is, the love phase will go away and with time, and it won't be long until they ditch the "I love you coochee coo" and "I'll-buy-you-roses-and-chocolate" act and really start...you know, settling down and looking after your new found children and get on with your job etc etc.
That's my opinion on love.

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Lthedarkangel [2011-02-10 03:15:44 +0000 UTC]

True. So true

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Kitsune7Ryuk [2011-02-09 21:00:09 +0000 UTC]

Stereotypical teenage girl : u hate valantimes dai cuz u nevah had a valentine lolol umad
Me : If you were nicer and smarter I may would have asked you to be my valentine for this year, but since you're a real bitch...
Stereotypical teenage girl : ...Wait what!?
Me : Too late. *walk away*

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Renegade-Samurai In reply to ??? [2011-02-09 15:16:37 +0000 UTC]

XD

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scourgexfionafan In reply to ??? [2011-02-08 23:40:06 +0000 UTC]

AMEN XD amazing <3

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GNGTNT105 [2011-02-08 09:42:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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Elphabla [2011-02-08 01:31:57 +0000 UTC]

"And they probably cause cancer or something."
Says the guy smoking a cigarette.

Love the comic, absolutely hilarious.

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Poison-Incorporated In reply to ??? [2011-02-08 00:07:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha thats funny!

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WolfRe-Re [2011-02-05 20:12:47 +0000 UTC]

Amazing!

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KC12344325 In reply to ??? [2011-02-03 06:11:11 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG I thought I was thee only one who thought love was meaningless. (Love of material items certainly is not though XDD)

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Hazahzuki [2011-01-30 21:57:29 +0000 UTC]

LUV THAT PICTURE!

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Hazahzuki In reply to ??? [2011-01-30 21:57:16 +0000 UTC]

It was actually was created for a dude named Valentine who kept secretly holding weddngs for peole when the government told hm to stop, but yeah these days the government is abusing it >.>

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TheConflictedMan In reply to ??? [2011-01-30 03:37:56 +0000 UTC]

I searched for 'Valentines' artwork this morning, and ur hilarious work made my day, hehe.
although, my stupid senses tell me a deeper story under this one. Well, we all have our love issues

Love the duck by the way hehe

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Thekirbypikmin In reply to ??? [2011-01-20 23:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Matt is so cute

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Hanyou-from-hell In reply to ??? [2011-01-19 01:51:40 +0000 UTC]

We all just adore a good fanservice pic lol XD

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rubykins In reply to ??? [2011-01-18 03:06:18 +0000 UTC]

totally agree I'm so faving this Lol

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phantom-darkwings In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 22:15:10 +0000 UTC]

I half agree... i believe that love is special etc etc but I also thing v-day is stupid -.-

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Rayquazagirl In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 12:15:14 +0000 UTC]

My dad told me the exact same thing 2 weeks before i saw this!- it's just for money Joy for someone else who understands!

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xxswanfeather [2011-01-12 06:11:34 +0000 UTC]

i love this, but valentines is whatever you as an individual make of it
thats what i believe
on v day, im just gonna make my boyfriend a card cus nothing says i love you better than something that comes from your heart <3 <3

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Linklovescookies [2011-01-09 23:35:35 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't agree with you more on this "Hallmark Holiday". Even my school promotes it! "Buy a overly priced flower for that special someone or they would hate you because you didn't!" Either way, love how you put this all together and the stupid duck was stupid."

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FoxyWolf914 In reply to ??? [2011-01-05 03:37:22 +0000 UTC]

haha halarious i get mad about valentines day sometimes because my birthday is two days later and people put them together so i get mostly chocolate and valentines cards!!!

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AuroraPupXoxo [2010-12-28 18:22:00 +0000 UTC]

You know... I know at one point in the manga they say this guy bought a large amount of chocolate, but other than that one instance... I don't recall Mello ever buying more... it's like the chocolate just materializes out of thin air or something....

~J

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MelloMatt-ftw In reply to ??? [2010-12-28 12:08:13 +0000 UTC]

Amazing! LOl, love all the conspiracy theories being tossed around. Guess I'd better believe Matt - if anyone knew about a government cpnspiracy, it'd be the genius hacker with a moral compas that's up for sale

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TheRubyAlchemist In reply to ??? [2010-12-26 06:32:28 +0000 UTC]

I agree~ There's no such thing as love. Just mutualism silly peoples.
...But if people wanna give me candy in honor of "love" by all means

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umi16animie In reply to ??? [2010-12-24 01:49:16 +0000 UTC]

not big fan of valentines i dont hate it nor do i like it basicly i never get nothin on valentines day even though my school goes crazy for not a single damn person gives me a flower not even my friends morons.

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Hawkbelly-fire In reply to ??? [2010-12-18 04:42:04 +0000 UTC]

... Except getting candy... >X)

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Hawkbelly-fire [2010-12-18 04:41:37 +0000 UTC]

HUZZAH! You have the right idea aout Valentines Day; there is no good reason for that holiday to exist.

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demonique-Panda In reply to ??? [2010-12-12 23:57:23 +0000 UTC]

*doesnt know what the duck is for *
I LOVE YOU MATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. , i ate the chocolate. =.=

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toxic-pink-choco In reply to ??? [2010-12-12 06:55:22 +0000 UTC]

'you were supposed to get me chocolates!' 'you get chocolate every other day...'

my favorite part lol

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SS-Swift In reply to ??? [2010-12-09 01:07:40 +0000 UTC]

So true about valentines day.

Love the ducky

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Na-Ba In reply to ??? [2010-12-07 20:42:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm enjoying the fanservice pic very well.
XDDDDDD

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JJonasluvr1054 In reply to ??? [2010-12-06 15:03:35 +0000 UTC]

My favorite part was the duck. Hahaha.

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Kat-7 In reply to ??? [2010-11-29 16:53:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol I loved it when the duck fell over and Matt just picked it right up ^^ So cute
Oh my, I think Im in love with this fanservice...*drools*

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superkhrys In reply to ??? [2010-11-27 14:29:33 +0000 UTC]

I love teh ducky. :3

I seriously couldn't concentrate because of it. XD

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lemonkeygirl-returns In reply to ??? [2010-11-25 08:11:00 +0000 UTC]

MLE? Short for Emily perhaps? ........ Glad to know I'm not the first person to think of that. OMG FANSERVICE!

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Cetia [2010-11-24 04:06:25 +0000 UTC]

I agree with you, on the part where its just the horomones (cuz it is) srsly I kinda think "love" (lust) is funny >.> no offense.

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Annasvip [2010-11-19 14:53:53 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha It was just wonderful! I really liked it, specially since it's with my favorite characters. Mello's so .. sweet. heh. And since I'm not a very romantic person, I agree with you.

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Edwardpie7 [2010-11-16 22:38:19 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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ElfLoves [2010-11-10 12:09:37 +0000 UTC]

haha Love Mello <3
and the fnservice is adorable!
(and appologies for the mass faving XD)

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princess8497 [2010-11-07 01:31:44 +0000 UTC]

WHO IS MATT??? Srry, everyone says he cool and stuff but I am only in the first book. I know, its pretty sad.

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Rose-Creo [2010-11-05 19:54:51 +0000 UTC]

it's so true.

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Sarah-Rules16 In reply to ??? [2010-11-04 22:39:26 +0000 UTC]

lol
I will enjoy this pic everyday...

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GreenwavesInactive In reply to ??? [2010-11-03 23:47:10 +0000 UTC]

TRUE IS THAT! WE SHOULD ALL BUY EACH OTHER CANDY EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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angelic-fangirl [2010-11-03 07:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh fucking wow o.o Lurve it~! 8D

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Featherpool [2010-10-27 23:49:37 +0000 UTC]

I enjoyed that fanservice.

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Na-Ba In reply to ??? [2010-10-18 20:10:16 +0000 UTC]

Ahn... ok.... ร”____รต'
Matt's cute on the last pic. XD

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MichikoKimura In reply to ??? [2010-10-17 15:13:06 +0000 UTC]

I love everything u do~!
Lol stalker status ^.^
And I love your sense of humor

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