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Published: 2007-02-14 08:01:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 448846; Favourites: 9018; Downloads: 21791
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And that's the truth! O_O (Just making a statement :3 )Lalala *rushrushrush* and yes, "MLE" is me, if you didn't already know that. I chose Near to be in this one because... he's very critical? I don't know. I just wanted to draw the stupid duck.
Anyway, I got the second part of the idea about Mello after being SPAMMED from the TV with commercials about buying chocolates and diamonds for v-day and how "YOU MUST BUY CHOCOLATES OR ELSE HE/SHE WILL HATE YOU FOR LIFE AND DUMP YOU ON VALENTINES DAY. YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?! THE GOVERNMENT WOULDN'T WANT THAT." I mean--- Well. You get the point. I hope. Unless you're in denial or something.
I'm one of those people who believe that Love is a stupid "emotion" basically caused by the chemicals in our bodies to tell us to mate and breed and make with the offpsring. Buuuut I guess, as humans, we all want to make it seem special and not have it portrayed just as an "animal instinct". I can rant all day about this. ANYWAY Enjoy your hallmark holiday! I'm going to enjoy my CHINESE NEW YEARS. You know, a holiday WITHOUT Hallmark influence. And you get free money 
I'm done bashing. :3 I'd say have a good day but you probably hate me already XD
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yay!! mattXmello fo eva!
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ok I wanna know why mello wants chocolates from Matt on Valentines day (Yaoi? Plllllz I hope so)
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Whoo! X3 I think platonic love is the sweetest love. you love the love of friends is because you genuinely like the person
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SPEAK THE TRUTH!!! *boogie*
Attila
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L.O.L. my frigging ass off!
XD
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w0w, I just love the way Matt and Near rant
about the "Truth" of Valentines..XD
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weee! anouther great comic! X3 =w= silly matt talking about getting cancer!
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"oh and those little candy hearts may cause cance *smocking"
"look whos talking.."
HAHAHA I ALMOST DIED READING THIS COMIC!
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I loved this.
Especially the duck. Awesome.
Also Near would actually work because he rather lacks emotions so I'd think he'd be one to bash them if he got paid.
Also: "You get chocolate every other day." LOL.
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lol i love the fan servise pic and i hate valentines day for those exact reson lol
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I'll be sure to tell everyone about this next time February rolls around
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wow this is the most true and smart pic I have ever read. you might be the smartest human alive and if not...
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oh god.
'shes paying me'
wrong thing to say matt...
HAPPY SINGLES-AWAIRNESS DAY!!! (for the future)
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XD i couldnt help but to watch the RC ducky the whole time XD
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Great way to get the message across. XD
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awesome!
Like in That 70s Show when Hyde won't give Jackie presents because he believes it's a government conspiracy (which it is)
she accuses him of being cheap and he's like.
"It's just another way for society to get me to conform . . . and you're right i am cheap"
heh
hilarity!
Good job!
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YES!! Im not the only one who thinks that the goverment is evil!!!
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HAHAHAHHA!
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no love for me! i hate love!... well
i would like to be lightΒ΄s girlfriend but, that doesnΒ΄t matter!
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ya know!
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1.very true.
2.Loved the duck. SEriously. I read the entire thing, then noticed it so read it all again, just to see what the duck did. ANd no, that's totally not a weird thing to do at all...*shifty eyes*
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ILOVEMATTINTHISONEILOVEHIMSOMUCHTHATIMTALKINGWAYWAYFAST!ILOVETHELASTPICTURETHEBESTANDHEISSOOOOOSEEEEEEXY! *gasps for air* i love the duck too. especially when it hits matt and just flips over. lol!
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They way your talking about love is acully like this book i just finish, Its called THE KREUTZER SONATA by Leo Tolstoy and the main character has your same belifes in "Love". Ita about how this dude named Pozdnyshev( idk how to pronounce it ethier)and his wife have a turbulent relationship(very pissed off at eachother i t should say). And when hes wifes beauty blossoms after the birth of their children, men bejin to flock around her and he becomes increasingly jealous. Convinced his wife is betraying him with a young musician, he is driven to ever more dangerous lengths by his overpowering suspicion 
Its suuuper good
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lol the ducky was an awesome idea
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i knew there was a reason i hated that day
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omg... this is so true. And personally, I think this applies a lot to Japan. (Only difference is GIRLS can only tell their love on that day, while BOYS tells theirs or their response on so-called "White-Day" 
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Matt seriously should stop smoking!
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well i won't steal his fag off him......i would like to life XD
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good point...
still cancer kills just as much as kira! they should put that on the lable!
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LOLOL LMAO! love it
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your work is really good
i love all that mello really looks like a girl stuff
when i was drawing something about him myself all the people thought it was really a girl ive drawned
its really funny
(and i love valentines day to)
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i think ill be fine i fall in love with people in books!(which means i have no life)
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once i went to the mall, and there was chocolate left over. it was 90% off.. me and my friend were gonna buy a bunch... but we spent it on manga
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Lol I like the whole government conspiracy thing. XD
And Near's random remote-controlled duck. Lol Cute when it crashed in Matt and he puts it right-side up again.
AND MELLO. GOD HE SURE LOVES HIS CHOCOLATE.
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omg! this was awesome! poor mello XD he wants more chocolates!
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I love Near's random remote controlled duck through the entire conversation! XD
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And thats why I never celebrate valantines day.
(It has nothing to do with me being unable to even look a girl in the eye...)
What were we talking about again?
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I love the duck, very Near-ish.
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Lol i alway thought it was a hallmark day...even got an msn icon 'bout it XD......buuuuuuuuuuuuut about teh humans wanting to mate and have offspring...i hate kids 
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