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Friendly reminder that these are satirical and Ash and i actually fucking adore this show!
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This series is intended for an 18+ audience.

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Panel 1

Sure, yeah it means what it means, but i'm not the only one whose dirty ears heard this differently!
It didn't help that the entire episode was basically 11 minutes of "You VS the guy she tells you not to worry about".
Poor Wander.

Panel 2

Oh man...
Ash and i have discussed this at length, many times, and have even imagined the characters talking about this moment later on.
It's...
I hope you got time for this one, people.

This entire episode, Peepers emphasizes to Hater that he himself cannot attack Wander during the dinner party because Queen Entozoa cares a lot about "manners."
I call bullshit on that though, as she respected Wander more than everyone else for being a goofball, not giving a shit about etiquette, and eating fancy food with his fingers like an imbecile.
She referred to his attitude as "devil may care" -- which she no doubt assumed was what led to him becoming the most wanted fugitive in the galaxy.
She was right.
But even so, he was still kind to Entozoa and considerate of her needs, without kissing her ass.
He walked a delicate and fine line that Hater could not seem to grasp.

So while Hater was instructed by Peepers not to kill Wander this episode...Peepers himself elected to do it.
Which is kind of stupid, because...wouldn't that still be rude?
Peepers was Hater's partner, would that not still reflect on him?
Was Entozoa -- or anyone else for that matter -- not supposed to notice Wander suddenly keeling over and falling out of his chair, preceded by the sound of a blaster frying him???
How would that have gone down?
And we know Peepers was about to shoot to kill because he said "say goodbye," which is...usually what a villain tells someone before...ya know...executing them.
And isn't that ALSO stupid because ISN'T THE ONLY REASON (allegedly) HATER OR ANYONE ELSE HASN'T KILLED WANDER IS BECAUSE HATER WANTS THE PLEASURE OF TORTURING HIM?!
Did Entozoa's power mean more to Hater this moment than the joy of slowly disemboweling his arch nemesis?
Am i overthinking this???
Yes!

But none of that is sus.
What is sus, is Peepers was gonna kill Wander...by...shooting his dick off...???
That would be a painful way to go.
You can argue that he was aiming for lungs or guts but that doesn't guarantee a kill, either.
As far as i'm concerned, he's aiming for Wander's noots, and that is SAVAGE.
It's also fucking gross because Peepers is below Wander, in the splash zone.
I guess after very conspicuously "stealth" killing a man under a table by shooting his cock off, Peepers was gonna just emerge back in his seat soaked in blood and thought...again...no one would notice...?
And Sylvia?
Bro Peepers doesn't think much, honestly Sylvia strangling and beating him against the underside of the table was easily more merciful than what would have happened if he had succeeded.

What's potentially worse than all of this is...we learn like two minutes later that Wander had to pee.
That's just sad, dawg, and again Peepers was just gonna be DRENCHED
To add on to Peepers's brain not working at full capacity here, he had the perfect opportunity to execute Wander while he was actually going pee, seeing as how they were both in the bathroom then.
Coulda kicked the door open and shot em, or reached over the stall and shot him...
I'm just sayin'
Not sayin' it's right, I'm just thinking like an assassin here.

Panel 3

Queen Entozoa speaks seductively when referring to Hater being the most deserving of her power.
She drags her finger down Hater's face and chin...seductively...like she wants to fuck him.
All in all, she seems most aroused by power and this is as unsettling as it would be otherwise.

Panel 4

I'm noticing a troubling pattern with Hater.

Panel 5

"Such strength, such force..."

Okay now i'm just confused, IS SHE HOT FOR THESE IDIOTS OR NOT?!
I know she's just possessed by a demon looking for a new host, but WHY DOES THE DEMON TREAT THESE ENCOUNTERS LIKE SEXUAL ONES?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BODY-SNACTHING SPACE DEMON!

Panel 6

Like...MAYBE Awesome was just pimping himself out in the hopes to get the power, but i think by this point he knew that that ship had sailed.
That freaky motherfucker was thinking about jamming his ungodly bulge between Sourdough's meat flaps and that's the end of it.
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---Wander Over Yonder is property of Disney. i do not own the original images presented.---

Description
Friendly reminder that these are satirical and Ash and i actually fucking adore this show!
------

This series is intended for an 18+ audience.

-----------------------

Panel 1

Sure, yeah it means what it means, but i'm not the only one whose dirty ears heard this differently!
It didn't help that the entire episode was basically 11 minutes of "You VS the guy she tells you not to worry about".
Poor Wander.

Panel 2

Oh man...
Ash and i have discussed this at length, many times, and have even imagined the characters talking about this moment later on.
It's...
I hope you got time for this one, people.

This entire episode, Peepers emphasizes to Hater that he himself cannot attack Wander during the dinner party because Queen Entozoa cares a lot about "manners."
I call bullshit on that though, as she respected Wander more than everyone else for being a goofball, not giving a shit about etiquette, and eating fancy food with his fingers like an imbecile.
She referred to his attitude as "devil may care" -- which she no doubt assumed was what led to him becoming the most wanted fugitive in the galaxy.
She was right.
But even so, he was still kind to Entozoa and considerate of her needs, without kissing her ass.
He walked a delicate and fine line that Hater could not seem to grasp.

So while Hater was instructed by Peepers not to kill Wander this episode...Peepers himself elected to do it.
Which is kind of stupid, because...wouldn't that still be rude?
Peepers was Hater's partner, would that not still reflect on him?
Was Entozoa -- or anyone else for that matter -- not supposed to notice Wander suddenly keeling over and falling out of his chair, preceded by the sound of a blaster frying him???
How would that have gone down?
And we know Peepers was about to shoot to kill because he said "say goodbye," which is...usually what a villain tells someone before...ya know...executing them.
And isn't that ALSO stupid because ISN'T THE ONLY REASON (allegedly) HATER OR ANYONE ELSE HASN'T KILLED WANDER IS BECAUSE HATER WANTS THE PLEASURE OF TORTURING HIM?!
Did Entozoa's power mean more to Hater this moment than the joy of slowly disemboweling his arch nemesis?
Am i overthinking this???
Yes!

But none of that is sus.
What is sus, is Peepers was gonna kill Wander...by...shooting his dick off...???
That would be a painful way to go.
You can argue that he was aiming for lungs or guts but that doesn't guarantee a kill, either.
As far as i'm concerned, he's aiming for Wander's noots, and that is SAVAGE.
It's also fucking gross because Peepers is below Wander, in the splash zone.
I guess after very conspicuously "stealth" killing a man under a table by shooting his cock off, Peepers was gonna just emerge back in his seat soaked in blood and thought...again...no one would notice...?
And Sylvia?
Bro Peepers doesn't think much, honestly Sylvia strangling and beating him against the underside of the table was easily more merciful than what would have happened if he had succeeded.

What's potentially worse than all of this is...we learn like two minutes later that Wander had to pee.
That's just sad, dawg, and again Peepers was just gonna be DRENCHED
To add on to Peepers's brain not working at full capacity here, he had the perfect opportunity to execute Wander while he was actually going pee, seeing as how they were both in the bathroom then.
Coulda kicked the door open and shot em, or reached over the stall and shot him...
I'm just sayin'
Not sayin' it's right, I'm just thinking like an assassin here.

Panel 3

Queen Entozoa speaks seductively when referring to Hater being the most deserving of her power.
She drags her finger down Hater's face and chin...seductively...like she wants to fuck him.
All in all, she seems most aroused by power and this is as unsettling as it would be otherwise.

Panel 4

I'm noticing a troubling pattern with Hater.

Panel 5

"Such strength, such force..."

Okay now i'm just confused, IS SHE HOT FOR THESE IDIOTS OR NOT?!
I know she's just possessed by a demon looking for a new host, but WHY DOES THE DEMON TREAT THESE ENCOUNTERS LIKE SEXUAL ONES?
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BODY-SNACTHING SPACE DEMON!

Panel 6

Like...MAYBE Awesome was just pimping himself out in the hopes to get the power, but i think by this point he knew that that ship had sailed.
That freaky motherfucker was thinking about jamming his ungodly bulge between Sourdough's meat flaps and that's the end of it.
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---Wander Over Yonder is property of Disney. i do not own the original images presented.---