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Panel 1Not that i haven't been scared before now, but um...
They're naked.
Ok like this kind of activity isn't abnormal, right?
People get massages, or whatever this is, but for some reason something here is...unsettling...
Hahahahah oh wait, yeah!
Because ROBIN IS NOT AN ADULT.
They're not gonna get dressed in the same room, are they? :"[
My account's gonna get shut down for pedo jokes, Jesus Christ...
Panel 2
.............................................He slipped in oil.
He slipped in fucking oil.
He fucking slipped in oil, and fell onto the floor of a ship (is that what i heard earlier?).
Yeah poor kid, Batman, and i love how JUST NOW you feel sorry for him, though i'm pretty sure you're half of his problem on a day to day basis.
..."Go limp."
HE STILL HIT THE GROUND, WHAT'S THAT GONNA DO?
Oh and SPOILER ALERT, THAT SOUNDS GROSS.
And i'm sorry, but the panel where he keeps thinking "poor kid" makes me laugh more every time i look at it!
ROBIN IS PATHETIC.
Also that boy must fall about as slowly as a piece of paper if he has that much time to talk so much, and THEN to receive advice from Batman BEFORE he actually hits the ground.
And you can't tell me it was that far of a fall, either, so he's fine.
He actually slipped on a time stasis field and floated down.
Panel 3
I said i wasn't gonna show ya this, but i...
Someone has to see.
I can't keep these dark secrets forever, hn hn hn
I think these are two beds pushed up beside each other, which is honestly MUCH better than it all being one bed.
And before i rip this apart, i'd like to point out that Kitten and i were talking today, and we actually very much appreciate that in these old, weird comics, Batman was more warm and affectionate, and a caring individual...
...
But this is still kind of fucked up.
I get that they're close and all, but for one thing that's a big ass mansion, so you can't tell me they can't have different rooms.
Second, everyone needs a little personal space!
ESPECIALLY ROBIN, EVIDENTLY.
Panel 4
Ok i think we've come to the point where "Batman" is no longer an acceptable name.
He just needs to be called "Bat-thing/Bat-beast/Bat-transformer/Bat-uber-vulnerable-to-weird-shit/Bat-fail."
Because he's honestly hardly ever a man!
More to come!
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